Taking a Ride on Disney's Dark Side (Would be humor if it wasn't too true)

Jewish World Review ^ | 8/27/2004 | Jonathan Turley

[hellinahandcart]

We can file this thread under NIFHE, too. :D

[SwankyC]

... to receive a mark in their right hand

Except that they stamp you on the left hand.
I was just there yesterday and it was Goth day. Biggest gathering of freaks and fags Ive ever seen. There were enough piercings there to make you sick.

[Buggman]

Ohfercryinoutloud . . . it's called humor! Relax a bit, okay? I actually did enjoy our Disney vacation, the vauge feeling that I had made some kind of Faustian bargain aside. ;)

[Buggman]

I do plan to visit the Holy Land Experience someday; I've been a fan of Marv's for about six years now. But it wouldn't have worked for this particular family vacation, since the older of my two younger brothers is gay and fallen away. The younger, Josh, was going through some severe psychological stuff at the time, and we were really vacationing for him as much as for anything else, and he really wanted to see Disney World.

It was a good trip, joking aside.

[Corin Stormhands]

Ohfercryinoutloud . . . it's called humor! Relax a bit, okay?

Ummmm...I knew he was kidding...I just wasn't sure you were. There ARE those around here that would take this for gospel.

Sorry if I mistook you for one of those. ;-)

[Buggman]

I was temporarily in a wheelchair during a visit to MGM Studios several years ago. The "cast members" on the rides were impeccably polite, helpful and more than courteous.

I know what you're talking about; my mother suffers from fibromyalgia (sp?) and often used a wheelchair while we were there when she was worn out. The "cast" was very helpful throughout.

[Constitution Day]

It's too early for this crap.
I need another cup of coffee.

[television is just wrong]

They cost is so high because of the insurance costs to run the place. Thanks to people like John Edwards, trial lawyers raping all business.

[television is just wrong]

I went to Ozzfest, where no bottles of water were present. Only 8 oz. for $5.00. T-shirts were $35.00 ea. That is a rip. Won't do it again.

[null and void]

'Mickey' and 'Mouse' have six letters each. Does anyone know his middle name???

[Alex Murphy]

But...how much do they sell bottle water for there.

Actually, that's part of the racket. Bottled water = no liquor license. Once it's sold, five minutes later it turns into really good wine.

[Sender]

"...And in that day a Mouse shall appear, who will mislead many. Woe to them, who shall spend eternity crying out for a five dollar lemonade, yet finding none."

- Smallworld 3:16

[longfellow]

This guy sounds like he is against capitalism not disney. I know where the evil works and lurks at Disney.

[MineralMan]

"'Mickey' and 'Mouse' have six letters each. Does anyone know his middle name???"

I'm sure it's "Satan."

[null and void]

656 - the number of the beast?

[MineralMan]

"656 - the number of the beast?"

Whatever. It's all silliness. Disney World is no more an evil empire than anything else. It's a commercial enterprise and pretends to be nothing else.

See the topic on the Days of Joy that are coming up at Disnew World in September. Three days of Christian music at Disney World, and that's an official Disney event, not some "Gay Days" or "Goth Days," which are not offical Disney events.

You can find the thread up the list.

[MineralMan]

Here's the Disney World Days of Joy thread.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1202982/posts

[MineralMan]

"This guy sounds like he is against capitalism not disney. I know where the evil works and lurks at Disney."

This guy is writing a humorous essay on the subject. Please look under the cushions of your sofa. Your sense of humor seems to have fallen out of your pocket.

[longfellow]

Oh, well in that case he ain't funny.

[william clark]

Eisner the anti-Christ? I don't know. Somehow I see the anti-Christ having better posture.