Posted on 08/30/2004 8:19:16 PM PDT by TBarnett34
Come have some fun with Jabba when you're done watching Rudy!
Does that tub of lard grow fatter by the minute?
Ok, what happened?
Got kind of a "Slingblade" look on his face.
When does the all you can eat buffet start?
"Damn this morphine is cool!"
Michael Moore makes sure everyone knows what a pathetic loser his is by giving the "L" sign.
The Coast Guard just issued an imminent "Krill Vaccuum Alert" for the NYC area.
McCain referred to Moore, who is covering the RNC as a columnist for USA Today, as a "disingenuous filmmaker" in regards to F9/11. Moore promptly left the RNC, escorted by heavy security, claiming he had a Planned Parenthood rally to go speak at.
"Hey, what does disingeneous mean? Is he callin' me a big fat liar?"
Yeppers Mikie, I do believe he is!
TRAITOR!!!
Michael Moore is a walking billboard for why some people (like him) ought to have been aborted.
"L" is for Lasagna. He's requesting another order of Lasagna be delivered to his seat.
4 Months, 7 days, and 50 years too late...
They call me LOSER!
I know, it was great! And I absolutely LOVED it when McCain said that it had gone over so well, he'd repeat it again! The crowd's reaction was great, too!
I even changed the TV from the Cowboys game to watch McCain,and I am glad I did!
Jello Butt sure did get owned, but what's with John Travolta and the $2 hair-cut in the background?!?!
From "USA Today" to France Nov.3rd.
"I even changed the TV from the Cowboys game to watch McCain,and I am glad I did!"
Would be interesting to hear what the french say about rudy now, they were calling him "Rudy the rock" after 9/11.
All he did was munch on candy the whole night.
Moore gives the word, slob, a bad name!
I wouldn't doubt it, in fact I think he was actually eating when the FNC camera was on him!
Krispy Kreme donuts with extra cream filling...find me a buffet 'cause I'm always willing
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things
Deep fried fresh veggies with nice crispy breading...there's lots of fiber there that I am getting
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things
Theatre popcorn with two cups of butter...half-eaten Snickers bars found in the gutter
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things
In the shower I take monthly when I wash my hair
I can't see my feet and I'm wondering if my private parts are...still there
Large baked potatoes with salt and cheese topping...whoops, there goes seven more buttons a popping
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things
Fresh eggnog smoothies with cookies and crackers...I weigh more than the front four of the Packers
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things
Steaks fried in bacon grease, Hollandaise dripping...chugging down brewskis...there's no time for sipping
And the aroma that pork gravy brings...these are a few of my favorite things
In the shower I take monthly when I wash my hair
I can't see my feet and I'm wondering if my private parts are...still there
He's starting to look like Nadler. I'd say he's put on 40 pounds in the last year.
He can't fool me. He's pi**ed.
Is this little white piece of paper edible?
Was that Michael Moore? I thought it was Larry Flynt. I get those two mixed up.
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
Get me a wafer thin!
what a dumba$$
"Ughhhh this man bra is way to tight."
Mooron's right to self identification. You're supposed to hold it against your forehead Mikey!
...Hey, I have a "future son-in-law" over there, DUDE. Asshole. I have no - no, absolutely none, can't for the life of me imagine - NO idea where this fat wanker gets his ideas from. Maybe I haven't spent enough time as a coddled, rich, fat piece of s**t. I'm sure that's it, it's all my fault.
...Back to my point... I HATE MICHAEL MOORE. His bulls**t should not hinder my right to own a handgun and have the ablity to defend my wife and home if need be. He is a liar, a fat piece of s**t, and WILLFULLY deceptive. Let's look at words from the horse's mouth...
...f**k you and f**k michael moore, that douche bag is a piece of s**t liar. All he does is lie to make some money cause hes a fat piece of s**t with no real job.
...Who cares what the rest of the world thinks of us the Brits along with the rest of communest loving Europe can go F**k themselves, As for that fat piece of s**t Moore If he hates his county so much why the hell doesnt he leave. the french (frogs) would welcome him with open arms.
...First there was disgusting fat piece of s**t Michael Moore. Today Ted Rall, who has been an America hating low life for several years, tried to top himself and all the other bedwetting leftist. His 'toon was so offensive MSNBC s**t canned it post haste. The human garbage on the left, all Kerry supporters, are tripping over each other to see who can go the furthest in sodomizing Pat Tillaman's corpse.
...# Michael Moore...you no talent, fat piece of s**t! I can't believe you won an Oscar for capitalizing on someone else's misery. Quit using my oxygen!!! # Jesse Jackson # Jane Fonda # Barry Bonds
...This fat piece of s**t dared to make light about the terrorism of 9/11/01. This fat f**k who hides behind a camera actually had the balls (although I don't think a pussy like him actually has balls) to say places that voted for Bush should have been the targets for terrorism, not places that voted for gore. This fat piece of s**t needs to be arrested for treason, or at least for poor judgement. If there is a God, this disgusting obese pile of horse s**t will eventually explode, hopefully he'll explode in an area that voted for gore. FAT f**kING PIECE OF DISGUSTING s**t.
Somehow or other, one suspects that Americans don't like this guy as much as the french do.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life...
Looking at a quadruple bypass in the making. It'll definitely ruin his weekend when it arrives.......
Why doesn't this slob spend some of his millions on his appearance? Forget Alice Cooper, the Queer Eye guys need to give this fat slob a makeover.
He's a SLOB. He epitomizes the worst stereotypes the euroweenies have about Americans.
Moore: Ladies and Gentleman, I salute myself! (Pay no attention to my hat, all the French hats were taken.) I stole this one from someone on the street.
He sure needs to clean himself up. Gah.
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