(Caption This?) Photo of Al Franken in drunken rampage

Drudge Report, Sarcasm ^ | 9/1/04 | Drudge

[dangus]

Ooops... That was Al Franken. D@mn, he looks like an old geezer!

[dangus]

Wow! that 1st pic wasn't HALF that size on Drudge... Sorry for the bandwidth.

[rabidralph]

It's a little early to be drinking.

[Frank_Discussion]

That's okay, I thought it was porn there for a second... You did post pictures of a little d*ck, y'know...

[meandog]

(Lispy accent: "you take that back, you mean-spirited neocon...I am not a girlie man!"

[cripplecreek]

In a drunken Al Franken voice.

"HEY.....I know who you are....you....you....right winger you."

[isthisnickcool]

I'd break the finger then give Franken a boxing lesson if he stuck that finger in my face.

Just to recap: Franken finger in face, broken finger, a$$ kicking. Maybe not in that order. I might not wait for him to stick the finger in my face.

[Owl_Eagle]

That must be Lee from the Laura Ingram show.  Al Franken, I'd love to fight that guy.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[Spackidagoosh]

"Did someone just touch my ass"

[mountaineer]

Hey, what happened to those two bottles of Coca-Cola I set down ... oh, never mind.

[AppyPappy]

"I'm a man, dammit. I swear I am. Ask my mom."

[dangus]

"Did someone just touch my ass"

"Smell my finger!"

[ApesForEvolution]

Stick that finger in my face little alboy...

[funkywbr]

My Laugh is NOT ANNOYING!

[dangus]

>>I'd break the finger then give Franken a boxing lesson if he stuck that finger in my face.<<

I wouldn't TOUCH the finger, seeing where it's been.

[PeterFinn]

"Don't tell me I look like Larry King without the charisma!"

[battlegearboat]

"You snorted my last line!"

[Francis McClobber]

I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And, dog gonnit, people like me!

[Melinda]

Second photo -

Give me back my right arm NOW, YOU MORON !!

[BadAndy]

Pull my finger.

[nuffsenuff]

Who was he yelling at?

And why didn't that guy kick his ass?

[TXBSAFH]

What is he putting in his DNC Koolaid?

[BadAndy]

Pull my finger.

[MikefromOhio]

PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



well it was obvious!!!

[Toespi]

God knows where that finger has been!

[procambarus]

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, DA**IT, PEOPLE LIKE ME!!!!"

[Reaganesque]

I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And, dog gonnit, people like me!

...dammit!!!

[dangus]

Favorite line from the DNC convention:
(It was a caption to a guy holding a clipboard up to a sour-looking Al Franken)
"Al, the ratings are in, and, well, you're not good enough, you're not smart enough, and doggonnit, people just don't like you."

[Melinda]

Whoops !

Second Photo

That's

Give me back my LEFT arm NOW , YOU BIG FAT IDIOT !

[isthisnickcool]

Correction:

I'd have dangus break Frankens finger then give Franken a boxing lesson if he stuck that finger in my face. :)

[InsensitiveConservative]

I believe it's Lee from the Laura Ingram show. They were talking about it this morning and he said had the cameras not been there he certainly would have kicked his ass.

[narby]

Hey! That's one of those drunk Amtrak baggage handlers who take care of the gorillas.

[mass55th]

"That must be Lee from the Laura Ingram show. "

Yeah, Laura was talking about Franken's verbal assault on Lee. She said all they showed was Lee's bald head.

[bigbob]

"Hey, that's MISTER A$$hole to you, buddy!"

[Don Simmons]

The last person to approach me like that got his a$$ handed back to him.

Don don't play that sheet.....

[dangus]

>> I'd have dangus break Frankens finger then give Franken a boxing lesson if he stuck that finger in my face. :)<<


(Mikey voice): I ain't touchin' it... YOU touch it!

[airedale]

Stewart Smalley forgot his medications

[NRA1995]

If Al Franken waved his finger in MY face that way, he'd pull back a bloody stump.

[beezdotcom]

"YOU stole my lithium. Admit it! ADMIT IT!!!"

[dangus]

Wow. Way past 1,000 views. That's what I like about FR. All this intelligent, informed discussion, but a "Caption this" with a "pull-my-finger" joke, and everyone comes running.

(A childish sense of humor is a good thing sometimes.)

[AppyPappy]

I don't think I could quit laughing long enough to do anything. It's like Wally Cox trying to pick a fight with you.

"There's no need to fear. Alfranken is here"

[dangus]

It's the first time anyone's laughed at Al Franken in years...

[Grig]

MY EYES! THEIR GONE!

[mjp]

I'm going to have a meltdown and you can't stop me.

[raygun]

1st picture: "I'M Al Franken, and you're not."

2nd picture: "Now you silly little get, I'M Al Franken and YOU'RE not. Capiche?"

[Robert A. Cook, PE]

Drunken? While on the job, I suppose, since he was interviewing people, setting up his show.

Can we establish he was drunk?

[lilylangtree]

"Here, suck my pseudo-thumb!"

[capt. norm]

How early in the morning would a normal person have to get up to get that ugly by 7:00PM?

[Veggie Todd]

Jeez, are those Coke bottle glasses or what? He must be blind as a bat!

[thestob]

I would have bit his windpipe in two