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Maddy Albright on Today Show Stamps her Dainty Feet: "Not Fair to Parse all Kerry's Words"
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Posted on 09/08/2004 4:54:14 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest

The folks at The Today Show obviously felt they had a pretty good one-two punch with which to bash the Bush campaign today - the 1,000th US military death in Iraq and Dick Cheney's statement yesterday that "if we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit again, and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating."

Even so, an obviously unhappy Katie Couric, the Kerry campaign coming down around her ears, couldn't resist taking a few shots at Kerry campaign advisor Madeleine Albright. And Mint Lady responded with some classic pique, essentially saying that it wasn't fair to analyze too closely . . . what John Kerry has said!

The half-hour started with a Matt Lauer interview of Colin Powell, and Lauer immediately suggested that the Bush administration failed to anticipate the difficulties in Iraq:

"Did you ever think we'd be sitting here with 1,000 dead, 7,000 wounded and no end in sight of the insurgency?"

Powell: "I couldn't have known that but we knew we would lose lives. We mourn the loss of life. These young men and women died in the cause of freedom. But we are seeing progress in Iraq and Afghanistan toward freedom and democracy."

Lauer: "But what of the families saying that two of the main justifications for the war turned up empty? No WMD and no concrete ties between Saddam and Al Qaeda?"

Powell: "We have no doubt Saddam had the intention of developing and using WMD. Everyone had every reason to believe stockpiles were there. President rightly felt it was a real danger that had to be dealt with."

Lauer: "During the early stages, the administration said the capture or killing of Saddam and sons would be aturning point, but there have been more troop deaths since that happened. Did we miscalculate what is behind the insurgency?"

Powell: "I fully expected insurgency would continue by those who were in power under Saddam and don't want to lose their privileges."

Then it was on to a Katie Couric interview of former Clinton Secretary of State Madeleine Powell. *Warning -following paragraph contains unkind observations about Albright's superficial characteristics. Do not read if you are above that kind of petty thing.*

Still there, eh? Well, it seemed that what is left of Maddy's ever-thinning hair had turned yet a lighter shade of bottle-blonde. And it looked as if her eyes had come in for some more 'work' since her last appearance.

By the way, she was apparently located at a Kerry campaign HQ, and a blow-up copy of Kerry's seminal tome, "Our Plan for America" was strategically located over her left shoulder.

Albright began, falsely pious, by claiming that "I would like to believe Sec. Powell, but the facts are not there on the ground."

But then, surprisingly, Katie shot off a series of tough questions.

Katie: "If elected Sen. Kerry has said he would begin troop pullouts within 6 months. Is there a danger of cutting and running, leaving Iraq in shambles?"

Albright: "Kerry has never said we would cut and run. He has always been a critic of the administration's policy."

Katie came back with a zinger: "You say that now, but Kerry did authorize the Presidint to invade Iraq."

In a real side-splitter, Albright responded: "Kerry authorized the President to win 'a great victory at UN.'" [Gosh knows, that's where it's important to win victories in the war against terror.] The problem is that Pres. Bush didn't take the time to really build a coalition."

Katie stuck to her guns: "But Sen. Kerry did authorize the war."

Here is where Maddy really started to lose it: "He has said many times that he wanted to make sure there was resolve, but not in the way it was carried out. IT IS A VERY COMPLEX SITUATION. WE SHOULDN'T PARSE ALL HIS WORDS"!

So there it is, the latest Kerry position. Things are complex. Very complex. So complex, in fact, that you shouldn't go back and look at what I said over the course of the campaign. What I say today is what matters. Until tomorrow.

Katie continued to peck at the open wound: "some people are confused by Kerry's position. He says if he knew then what he knows now he would still have voted to authorize the war."

Maddy was breaking down by now. She babbled something about "It's one thing to authorize, another to disagree with way in which it was being carried out. It's wrong to say he's changed his position, he has not! It just ain't so, Katie."

You know that when Albright loses her high-brow shtick and starts slingin' the "aint's" that she's really feeling the heat.

Perhaps feeling some remorse for the obvious damage she'd done, Katie ended by throwing Albright a super puff ball, asking her to comment on Cheney's statement. Naturally Albright felt that "of his many outrageous statements, it's the most outrageous. Completely irresponsible. Using scare tactics."

Thanks for stopping by Maddy. See you. And don't forget to plump the pillows in the Green Room on your way out.

Lauer then interviewed Tim Russert, and also fed him the Cheney line. When Russert's response wasn't sufficiently harsh for Lauer's liking, Matt decided to editorialize. "But isn't it over the line?"

Hey Matt, I think Mother Jones has an opening for an opinion columnist. Look into it.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
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1 posted on 09/08/2004 4:54:14 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: Behind Liberal Lines; Miss Marple; an amused spectator; netmilsmom; Diogenesis; YaYa123; MEG33; ...

Today Show ping.


2 posted on 09/08/2004 4:55:48 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I flipped on the TV and it had been on NBC when I turned it off last night, so I saw the Russert appearance. Lauer was desperately trying to get Russert to say "oh yes, Bush is going to go down due to the 1,000th death". And Russert obliged him.

I still maintain that Katie Couric has a double-digit IQ. I'm not saying that to be sarcastic, I really think she's just not very bright.


3 posted on 09/08/2004 4:57:55 AM PDT by Numbers Guy
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

"essentially saying that it wasn't fair to analyze too closely . . . what John Kerry has said!"

ok. We can't criticize his Vietnam record, his Senate record, his antiwar record and now we can't look at his statements.

What are they running for president? A deaf, blind, mute?


4 posted on 09/08/2004 4:58:11 AM PDT by OpusatFR (Let me repeat this: the web means never having to swallow leftist garbage again. Got it?)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

ha ha


5 posted on 09/08/2004 4:58:15 AM PDT by TSchmereL
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Well done and well said. Another example that demonstrates Democrats speak for emotional impact whether their words are logical or not.


6 posted on 09/08/2004 4:58:59 AM PDT by joinedafterattack
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

How she can get up there and critize the bush admin after her huge failures is beyond me!! takes nerve!!


7 posted on 09/08/2004 5:00:06 AM PDT by Attn to Detail (NEED 2 SENATORS FOR NC! Has had 1 for too long.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
and no concrete ties between Saddam and Al Qaeda?"

BS!

I suppose abu Nabas was just vacationing in Baghdad? That the only reason al Zarkowi(?) sought medical help in Iraq was because it the only country to take his insurance card?

This is garbage that everyday people believe, and that the RNC should be screaming is a lie because.. 1) 2) 3) etc etc etc

8 posted on 09/08/2004 5:00:08 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
And Mint Lady responded with some classic pique, essentially saying that it wasn't fair to analyze too closely . . . what John Kerry has said!

Funny, she didn't seem to mind Clinton parsing "IS".

9 posted on 09/08/2004 5:00:28 AM PDT by BunnySlippers ("F" Stands for FLIP-FLOP ...)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
'Twas a time when the measure of a man was by how he stuck to his word. With Dims, it's a matter of how self-righteously arrogant he can be. The handle has been depressed, the flapper has come unstuck, and the water is making the counterclockwise swirl as society heads for the cesspool . . .
10 posted on 09/08/2004 5:00:42 AM PDT by trebb (Ain't God good . . .)
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To: Numbers Guy

Well put.

Russert had his super-serious knit eyebrows look going on. And he gravely intoned that the 1000th death might "refocus the American people on the war in Iraq." Translation: "Bush hasn't been sufficiently bashed lately over Iraq. Maybe this will help."


11 posted on 09/08/2004 5:01:40 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

While flipping through the channels I got a look at Katie for the first time in a long time. She has dyed her hair blonde and has a new doo she also has lost weight, Katie is on the hunt for a new man.


12 posted on 09/08/2004 5:01:52 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Let's tal;k about an internationalized conflict...Bosnia..coming up on a decade..of US troops there, didn't Bubba say it'd eb a year..and why aren't the Eurpeans, in there own back yards. doing all the work...( hint..they can't)..also..look at Slobbo's trial..THIS is justice?..Three years...and counting..a farce..The gOP should make this case..


13 posted on 09/08/2004 5:01:54 AM PDT by ken5050 (Bill Clinton has just signed to be the national spokesman for Hummer..)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

"There's nothing COMPLEX about supporting our troops (by voting funds to arm) when they are engaged in battle"..paraphrasing President GW Bush....

Kerry voted for the war and against supporting our troops by voting against the 87 billion dollar funding.

Kerry is a disaster waiting to happen to America.

BUSH/CHENEY 04 ...FOR THE SAKE OF OUR NATION.

Good morning, governs!


15 posted on 09/08/2004 5:04:20 AM PDT by MEG33 (John Kerry has been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security)
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To: TonyRo76
The libs seriously think this woman is one of their intellectual heavyweights?

Excellent observation. She affects intelligence and seriousness, but beneath the surface is a dim bulb who, when the heat is on, has to resort to yelling "it just ain't so."

16 posted on 09/08/2004 5:04:29 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: TSchmereL

Madame Halfbright would likely take a major foreign policy position in a Hanoi Boy administration. N. Korea is largely a problem now cause of a deal Halfbright made with the NK commies over champagne and brisket to trust but not verify their nuke plants. Now they got nukes and are being propped up by the Chinese. Thanks to doveish peaceniks and internationalists we've got all this going for us... :)


17 posted on 09/08/2004 5:04:30 AM PDT by Wardawg (Hanoi John was here.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
former Clinton Secretary of State Madeleine Powell.

Now there's a visual I did not need.

18 posted on 09/08/2004 5:05:15 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Fox 'n' Friends had an interview with the author of a book that is critical of the 9/11 Commission. More particulalrly, that Ramsey Yousef was passing notes in prison, that he (Yousef) was instrumental in planting a bomb on TWA 800, that the Justice Department (Gorelick named) ordered stifling of the evidence. The author was on for two segments, plugging his book. I was slack-jawed to see the piece on TV.

The book ties Bojinka, WTC 1993, TWA 800, and WTC 9/11 to a common threat.

19 posted on 09/08/2004 5:06:04 AM PDT by Cboldt
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

"It's a dirty Republican campaign tactic to quote Kerry word for word!"


20 posted on 09/08/2004 5:06:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
I came looking for you today Mister! I just knew you would capture the Mad, Mad Mad Maddie Moment! And you did!!

Kerry must really be deep in doo doo. Jamie Ruben's been replaced by the big gun herself

21 posted on 09/08/2004 5:06:33 AM PDT by YaYa123 (@I Think Madeleine and Katie Both Were Seen Through Filters, With No Closeups.com)
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To: martin_fierro

Oh no! What a slip! Well, let that be Colin's punishment for not being sufficiently supportive of W!


22 posted on 09/08/2004 5:06:57 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

"You know that when Albright loses her high-brow shtick and starts slingin' the "aint's" that she's really feeling the heat."

Sounds like she was morphing back to cleaning-lady mode.


23 posted on 09/08/2004 5:07:14 AM PDT by cweese
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

We found plenty of WMD...in Libya, not Iraq. I've shut up half a dozen libs with that line, followed up with - "Do you think Qaddafi would have given his up any other way?" and reminding them of that call to Italy - "I saw what the Americans did in Iraq, and I was afraid."


24 posted on 09/08/2004 5:07:35 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

I have a real tough time telling Albright from Helen Thomas, so if I offended Albright by saying Helen was the best looking and smartest Liberal woman and I was actually referring to Albright, I am deeply sorry.


25 posted on 09/08/2004 5:08:05 AM PDT by elhombrelibre (http://chucksutahblog.blogspot.com/)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL. "Yeah, those dirty Republicans are now resorting to 'verbatim' tactics. Outrageous, I tell ya! Over the line!"


26 posted on 09/08/2004 5:08:48 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
the latest Kerry position. Things are complex. Very complex. So complex, in fact, that you shouldn't go back and look at what I said over the course of the campaign. What I say today is what matters. Until tomorrow.

BWAHAHAHA!

27 posted on 09/08/2004 5:08:59 AM PDT by Indie (Ignorance of the truth is no excuse for stupidity.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
You know that when Albright loses her high-brow shtick and starts slingin' the "aint's" that she's really feeling the heat.

Hey! Who let the cleaning woman in here.

28 posted on 09/08/2004 5:09:28 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Lauer then interviewed Tim Russert...

There is something weird about one media pundit interviewing another media pundit.

29 posted on 09/08/2004 5:09:42 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: sgtbono2002

Bill Clinton is available for Katie. I'm sure they'd have a great time together.


30 posted on 09/08/2004 5:10:11 AM PDT by elhombrelibre (http://chucksutahblog.blogspot.com/)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

"Kerry authorized the President to win a great victory at U.N"

Darn, the President must not have understood Kerry's directive!
OK, lets surround the UN building, give our friends 24 hours to clear the area, and then level the ...ah....er....place!


31 posted on 09/08/2004 5:10:33 AM PDT by Bob from De
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To: joinedafterattack
Well done and well said. Another example that demonstrates Democrats speak for emotional impact whether their words are logical or not.

Actually, that is half of the truth. The other half is that they are always on the party line. A combination of party line and an emotion party. That is exactly why you can never get into a conversation that is based on logic with the dems.

32 posted on 09/08/2004 5:10:39 AM PDT by SpeakingUp (Kerry lied, The NYT lied, and 1,800,000 Cambodians DIED)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Katie stuck to her guns:

What Katie needs is a real man with real guns to change her incorrect thinking.. I'm your huckleberry.

33 posted on 09/08/2004 5:10:57 AM PDT by Indie (Ignorance of the truth is no excuse for stupidity.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Russert had his super-serious knit eyebrows look going on. And he gravely intoned that the 1000th death might "refocus the American people on the war in Iraq." Translation: "Bush hasn't been sufficiently bashed lately over Iraq. Maybe this will help."

1000? 2000? Big deal. Over 2500 were killed on the first day of D-Day. How many thousands died during our Revolutionary War? As long as we are killing more of them than they are of us, then we are winning. When the death toll reaches over 10,000 then maybe I may have a different opinion.
34 posted on 09/08/2004 5:11:12 AM PDT by LetsRok
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To: sgtbono2002

Hillary is available while bill is laid up (no pun intended)


35 posted on 09/08/2004 5:11:32 AM PDT by cajun-jack
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To: martin_fierro

"Who let the dog out? Who? Who? Who?"


36 posted on 09/08/2004 5:12:07 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Hey! Your homepage is GREAT!!! How's this exchange from way back in February:

"Couric: "Question is, Why Did President Bush Get an Honorable Discharge?"

The Today Show

Posted on 02/16/2004 4:27:10 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest

"Katie Couric saved the worst for last today. In what was shaping up as a ho-hum discussion of presidential politics with former Clinton Press Secretary Joe Lockhart and conservative commentator Bay Buchanan, in the last minute or so Katie unleashed a sneak attack on W's National Guard service.

Couric reviewed what she described as a muddled state of documentation surrounding W's service. Her ensuing statement, although somewhat ambiguous as to subject and object, seemed to be "the question is . . . why did President Bush receive an honorable discharge?"

Lockhart, having served as press secretary to the country's most famous draft dodger, could not be as aggressive as he might have liked. He "graciously" observed that the country has already considered the question and decided that taking steps to avoid service in Vietnam is not "disqualifying" for the presidency.

However, he continued: "when the issue of Bush's service first arose in the 2000 campaign, people gave him a pass on it. However, this time it's different because . . . " Here, Katie jumped in and "helpfully" finished his sentence for him: "because the country is now at war!"

Katie then aimed a couple barbed questions at Buchanan regarding the President's "credibility problem." Bay turned it around and claimed it was Kerry who had credibility issues."

37 posted on 09/08/2004 5:12:13 AM PDT by YaYa123 (@Very Timely As The Media Digs Up The Same Old Bones...again.com)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

"Plump the pillows in the green room" hahahahahahaha You are the best!


38 posted on 09/08/2004 5:12:48 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: YaYa123

Hey, it's not fair to go back and parse all my words! ;-)


40 posted on 09/08/2004 5:15:29 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: OpusatFR
Good report by governsleastgovernsbest.

We can't criticize his Vietnam record, his Senate record, his antiwar record and now we can't look at his statements. What are they running for president? A deaf, blind, mute?

Hahaha

41 posted on 09/08/2004 5:15:30 AM PDT by ride the whirlwind (Where I come from, deeds mean more than words. - Zell Miller)
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To: All

Please let me know by post or private message if you'd like to be added to my ping list for occasional reports on liberal bias at The Today Show and other MSM.


42 posted on 09/08/2004 5:16:44 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest; Ditter

LOL!!! Maid Maddie!


43 posted on 09/08/2004 5:17:40 AM PDT by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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To: elhombrelibre
I have a real tough time telling Albright from Helen Thomas, so if I offended Albright by saying Helen was the best looking and smartest Liberal woman and I was actually referring to Albright, I am deeply sorry.

That's OK. I have a hard time telling Helen Thomas from Saddam Hussein.


44 posted on 09/08/2004 5:18:56 AM PDT by Sloth (John Kerry: Frank Burns with Charles Winchester's pedigree.)
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To: Sloth
I have a hard time telling Helen Thomas from Saddam Hussein.

That's simple. Saddam Hussein is the cute one.

45 posted on 09/08/2004 5:20:11 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
Maddy practices her special brand of State of Secretarianess upon the North Koreans.

Soon after this picture was taken, the United States signed all of her nuclear secrets over to the North Korean government in exchange for three bags of rice and a bowl of tree bark.

46 posted on 09/08/2004 5:20:13 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it)
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To: Numbers Guy
I still maintain that Katie Couric has a double-digit IQ. I'm not saying that to be sarcastic, I really think she's just not very bright.

You may be correct on the double digit IQ. 02 is a double digit IQ, but I may be giving the perky witch a one point plus.

47 posted on 09/08/2004 5:20:25 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (kerry wants to rely on 4 months in Nam, not almost 20 yrs AWOL in the Senate.)
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To: Numbers Guy
I still maintain that Katie Couric has a double-digit IQ.

You give pet rocks far too much credit.

48 posted on 09/08/2004 5:20:48 AM PDT by geedee (In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest
IIRC, during the last campaign, the Dims used, "beyond the pale". Now it's "over the line".

Hearing the Kerry Gang that Couldn't Shoot Straight" use this phrase reminds me of that classic, "One Toke Over the Line". Picture Purple Heart Johnny with his hand up to his mouth like he's holding a joint.

49 posted on 09/08/2004 5:21:06 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: TonyRo76
Keep lauhging....she IS!
50 posted on 09/08/2004 5:21:32 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (I'm from North Dakota--I'm ALL FOR Global Warming!)
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