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A real manís sausage fry (vanity)
Mandingo Jones

Posted on 09/08/2004 7:27:12 PM PDT by mandingo republican

A real man’s sausage fry

This is not for the faint hearted or politically correct.

Take half an onion and slice it thin. Also take several garlic cloves and smash them. Put the onion and garlic in a pan and cook it up with some butter or oil. better yet use lard! Add some pieces of bacon and or salt pork and cook everything until the onions start to brown and the bacon gets crispy. When the pan starts to take some color add about a cup of un drained sauerkraut, some salt and pepper, caraway seeds, thyme, some chopped up apple, a dab of tomato sauce, and about a quarter to half a can of your favorite beer. You can also add some shredded potato – this will add some body to your dish. To this add either some knockwurst, or bratwurst, Polish Kielbasa, game sausage, or hot dogs. Do not add Italian sausage or seafood sausage. Cook everything together until the liquid starts to evaporate and the sausages start to take on some color. Add a little bit more beer if the pan starts to get too brown. Oh, and be sure to cook this all rapidly over a very high heat.

Make a sauce for this by combining a tablespoon of curry powder with a teaspoon of paprika. Dissolve this by diluting it in some beer or water and then add as much ketchup as you like. This is an authentic Berliner curry ketchup sauce that is immensely popular all over Germany and is served on bratwurst.

Drink beer with this. Burp.

Afterwards, battle the forces of evil, race fast cars, shoot targets, jump out of airplanes, watch James Bond movies or war movies, build a log cabin, and drink Alka-Seltzer. Yeehaw!


TOPICS: Germany; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: cooking; food; men; porkfat; porkfatrules; realmen; tums; wurst; zumzum
Enjoy - don't know where to post this. Do conservative men cook?
1 posted on 09/08/2004 7:27:15 PM PDT by mandingo republican
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To: mandingo republican

Yes sir, we do.


2 posted on 09/08/2004 7:29:20 PM PDT by ditto h
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To: mandingo republican

This conservative man cooks, but I'm not sure that's what this is.


3 posted on 09/08/2004 7:29:33 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (You're it)
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To: mandingo republican
No, we get our bare foot, pregnant wife to cook for us.
4 posted on 09/08/2004 7:30:28 PM PDT by COURAGE (A charter member of the Grim FReeper Club)
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To: mandingo republican

You, sir, are a man's man.

5 posted on 09/08/2004 7:31:06 PM PDT by struwwelpeter
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To: mandingo republican
Yeah, we cook, but this sure seems like an awful lot of trouble for leftover cow/pig/donkey/camel/orangutan/armadillo/goat/whatever else they scrape off the slaughterhouse floor. Boil 'em, eat 'em. You wanna get fancy, grill a steak.
6 posted on 09/08/2004 7:34:39 PM PDT by Jokelahoma (Animal testing is a bad idea. They get all nervous and give wrong answers.)
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To: mandingo republican

This is so funny I just might try it! Is this Atkins friendly? *L*


7 posted on 09/08/2004 7:34:47 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (need_a_tagline)
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To: Jokelahoma
Yeah, we cook, but this sure seems like an awful lot of trouble for leftover cow/pig/donkey/camel/orangutan/armadillo/goat/whatever else they scrape off the slaughterhouse floor. Boil 'em, eat 'em. You wanna get fancy, grill a steak.

IMHO this wins post of the day! Maybe my Okies just showin.

8 posted on 09/08/2004 7:37:13 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (need_a_tagline)
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To: Gophack

An idea for dinner tomorrow, Dear. Leave out the sauerkraut please.


9 posted on 09/08/2004 7:38:46 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (Santorum 2008)
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To: COURAGE

After five, mine's allowed to wear shoes now.


10 posted on 09/08/2004 7:39:23 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (Santorum 2008)
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To: mandingo republican
Enjoy - don't know where to post this. Do conservative men cook?

I cook when my wife is away. I recently tried to make a pie and I'll share the EASY recipe with you.

melt 8 cups of real butter
add 1 cup of sugar and some red food coloring
pour mixture into an Oreo cookie crust
place in refrigerator until firm
Slice and enjoy.
11 posted on 09/08/2004 7:40:58 PM PDT by Jaysun (The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
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To: mandingo republican

Sauerkraut is an unforgivable substance.


12 posted on 09/08/2004 7:41:53 PM PDT by ScottFromSpokane (Re-elect President Bush: http://spokanegop.org/bush.html)
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To: Jaysun

Is that recipe from Homer Simpson?


13 posted on 09/08/2004 7:47:50 PM PDT by macrahanish #1
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To: Jaysun

Never mind the recipe, where's those pictures??!!


14 posted on 09/08/2004 7:50:42 PM PDT by Ladysmith (The Client is Always Wrong)
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To: ElkGroveDan
"Leave out the sauerkraut please."
You'll miss out on the musical accompaniment then.
15 posted on 09/08/2004 7:53:09 PM PDT by ProudVet77 (It ain't over till the TRex throws out TF'n)
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To: mandingo republican

Tell me this isn't real!

Actually some of it looks pretty interesting. I'd go for Bavarian sauerkrout, though, and leave out the tomato sauce, ketchup, curry, paprika, potatoes, and beer. ;-) Which leaves sauerkraut, bacon, garlic, onions, apples (?), and kielbasa. *muses*


16 posted on 09/08/2004 8:00:00 PM PDT by ahayes
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To: mandingo republican

>>This is an authentic Berliner curry ketchup sauce that is immensely popular all over Germany and is served on bratwurst.

Ahhh, a curry wurst.... one of the best fast foods on earth, period. (Some areas use red wurst instead of brautwurst.)


17 posted on 09/08/2004 8:00:44 PM PDT by 1stFreedom
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To: Ladysmith; macrahanish #1
Is that recipe from Homer Simpson?

LOL! It's a variation of my famous "Easy Butter Flavored Crisco Pie" recipe. In that one you just replace the butter with Crisco and skip the refrigeration - but it usually caused dysentery.

As for the pictures, I called the SOB before posting this reply, and he promised to get them to me soon. We'll see.
18 posted on 09/08/2004 8:02:49 PM PDT by Jaysun (The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
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To: Jaysun

Bah! My conservative dad cooks a darn good apple pie. It takes a real man to cook a real pie! ;-)


19 posted on 09/08/2004 8:04:18 PM PDT by ahayes
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To: ProudVet77; ElkGroveDan
Leave out the sauerkraut please.

My wife is from Germany and even they don't like it straight out of the jar. They cook it with a little apple or pineapple juice first. Yum.
20 posted on 09/08/2004 8:04:58 PM PDT by Jaysun (The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
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To: mandingo republican

I kind of like the way it sounds, I'll probably make some variations on it, give it some more kick, but its got potential.


21 posted on 09/08/2004 8:05:52 PM PDT by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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To: ProudVet77

Sauerkraut is awesome!


22 posted on 09/08/2004 8:06:08 PM PDT by 1stFreedom
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To: ahayes
Bah! My conservative dad cooks a darn good apple pie. It takes a real man to cook a real pie! ;-)

It takes a real man to eat one of my pies and resist driving himself to the emergency room when his chest locks up! :o)
23 posted on 09/08/2004 8:07:14 PM PDT by Jaysun (The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
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To: Jaysun

Blah! It's like drinking near beer (kinderbier). Sauerkraut is like Asparagus or Liver, it's either really great or very bad. I've had both bad tasting and good tasting saurkraut from a few major brands.


24 posted on 09/08/2004 8:07:54 PM PDT by 1stFreedom
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To: mandingo republican

Yum, Sounds excellent. I'll try it. Thanks.

Oh, BTW folks - lots of really good food starts out like this - nasty sounding ingredients, and cooking it fast - But the end result is great. I line-cooked for a while at one time.
And there are a LOOOT of folks out there who put just about everything in the world into their chili. (Except beans) You know who you are.


25 posted on 09/08/2004 8:16:57 PM PDT by Norski
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To: Jaysun

I'd say it would take a real man to drive himself to the ER after that! A girly man would call an ambulance and pass out on the floor.

As I'm a real woman, I wouldn't eat it in the first place!


26 posted on 09/08/2004 8:20:48 PM PDT by ahayes
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To: Jaysun

In college I worked for a pizza delivery place and one of the ingredients they offered was sauerkraut...yecchh. On one or two occasions I actually had to make one.


27 posted on 09/08/2004 8:23:53 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (Santorum 2008)
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To: Jaysun

An-ti-ci-paaaa-tion! LOL!!


28 posted on 09/08/2004 8:26:39 PM PDT by Ladysmith (The Client is Always Wrong)
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To: ahayes

My recipe is similar but I will have to try the apples.


29 posted on 09/08/2004 8:35:47 PM PDT by Oystir
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To: mandingo republican

Not a conservative man, but I sure will try this recipe! Sounds wonderful to me. Thanks so much for posting it!


30 posted on 09/08/2004 8:41:49 PM PDT by ladyinred (John Kerry reporting for "SPITBALL" duty!)
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To: Jaysun

Your pie recipe is a joke right?


31 posted on 09/08/2004 8:43:53 PM PDT by ladyinred (John Kerry reporting for "SPITBALL" duty!)
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To: Jaysun

I love sauerkraut! Someone has to!


32 posted on 09/08/2004 8:45:34 PM PDT by ladyinred (John Kerry reporting for "SPITBALL" duty!)
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To: ladyinred

Has anyone drunk Saurkraut juice - they sell it in cans ice cold in the mid west somewhere. Also they say kraut is good with pineapples!


33 posted on 09/08/2004 8:47:04 PM PDT by mandingo republican (Baal worshipers I tell ya! They are all Baal worshipers! - FREE HONG KONG, CUBA, IRAN!!!!)
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To: mandingo republican
I love sauerkraut juice and sauerkraut in general. When we run out of hot-dogs I put sauerkraut on the roll with a little mustard, yum!
34 posted on 09/08/2004 9:02:32 PM PDT by Teslas Pigeon
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To: Ladysmith

35 posted on 09/08/2004 9:51:55 PM PDT by struwwelpeter
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To: ladyinred
Your pie recipe is a joke right?

Yes, it's a joke. I really don't cook much - unless you count BBQ or chili. Living most of my life in Texas, I can make a very mean brisket.
36 posted on 09/08/2004 11:21:50 PM PDT by Jaysun (The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
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To: mandingo republican
Gotta try that recipe!

Just reading about it has me salivating like Pavlov's dog.

37 posted on 09/09/2004 4:24:51 AM PDT by capt. norm (Rap is to music what the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.)
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