Posted on 09/10/2004 7:31:55 AM PDT by atomicpossum
Next on CBS!
God condemns G.W. Bush
In biblical passages just obtained by CBS News, the Almighty issued direct instructions which would seem to condemn the actions of President George Bush's conduct in the Texas Air National Guard. Contemporaries of God have reviewed these documents and confirmed they are in line with His views and manner of expressing Himself.
President G.W. Bush has long made known his adherence to biblical teaching, but the White House refused to comment on this apparent discrepancy.
Watch for this story on the next 7 weeks of '60 Minutes.'
The MSM tried to link the hurricanes to a Bush boost...made it sound as if the Bush campaign is GLAD for the hurricanes in FLA.
If this were only beyond the realm of reason, I'd think it were funny.
Why do they fight?
Dear Editor:
For over two years now, American service members (all volunteers) have been fighting in combat in the war against terrorism in far away lands.
I was "over there" also, serving with the US Army in Afghanistan.
So why do they do it? Why do people voluntarily risk their necks for a year at a time while we sleep safely in our beds?
After many, many conservations with the "grunts on the ground," I can report the following informal conclusions on reasons that do not motivate them to fight:
1. No one is fighting so that a mother can abort her child up to the day before delivery for any reason.
2. No one is eating MREs for 6 months straight so that they can pay higher taxes.
3. No one is risking their life on a daily basis so that "Daddy and His Boyfriend" can be taught to our children in public school.
4. No one is dodging mortar rounds so that trial lawyers can sue companies and doctors into oblivion.
5. Not one grunt is sleeping in the mud so that one day he can register and/or turn-in his personal guns when he gets back home.
Something to think about in the upcoming electoral season.
Regards,
2banana
LOL
Well that should put an end to all that "Burning Bush" stuff once and for all.
News flash!
New Dead Sea Scrolls documents found and given to Dan Rather & CBS will show that Dan Rather IS God!
OUTSTANDING!!!
This is why the generations before us were able to defeat our enemies so much more efficiently than we are able to these days.
One man's opinion . . .
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