Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses (Schwarzenegger is a Necrophobe!!)

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[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.

The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

Typical Republican! Necrophiliacs where born that way, and why is Arnold invading the bed rooms of Adult.

How can he get in the way a the dead having a healthy sex life!!!

[pete anderson]

Damn, they hand the State over to a Liberal Republican and now look what happens.

[Mikey_1962]

What if you just think they are dead... no enthusiasm.. like.. marriage...

[Artemis Webb]

Another example of Republicans trampling on individual rights!!!!

[Admin Moderator]

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[Mike Bates]

Guess Bill and Hillary will be staying out of California.

[Montfort]

But what about that vast zone of privacy around all matters sexual-- that springs from the punumbras and emanations of several amendments.

[An.American.Expatriate]

Main Entry: nec·ro·phobe
Pronunciation: 'nek-r&-"fOb
Function: noun
: one who exhibits necrophobia

nec·ro·pho·bi·a (nkr-fb-)
n. An abnormal fear of death or corpses.

So, tell me reuters, just how is signing into law a bill which bans necrophilia (nec·ro·phil·i·a (nkr-fl-)
n. 1) An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of dead bodies. Also called necromania.
2) Sexual contact with or erotic desire for dead bodies.) equate to Necrophobia??

My god, my 9th grade journalism teacher taught me how to write better headlines tham this!!

[steplock]

Now you know why moral people always insisted that sex should be ONLY between a Man and a Woman in a monogamous permanent relationship.

Gee - isn't that what religions have been teaching for a couple thousands years or MORE??

[SittinYonder]

I just want to know if this was a problem

[An.American.Expatriate]

Opps, need to revise my last post as I had not followed the link . . .

Please don't change titles like that - AND - if you are going to use a word, use it correctly . . .

[JesseHousman]

But can one marry a corpse?

[An.American.Expatriate]

PS - Welcome to Free Republic.

We have a few rules here.

Please follow them and you will enjoy your time here, otherwise . . . you may meet the Viking Kitties!

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

What if you just think they are dead... no enthusiasm.. like.. marriage...

Apparently the sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

[Thrusher]

Too bad this law wasn't passed in D.C. back in the early 90s: it would have given Clinton an iron-clad excuse for cheating on Hillary.

[Wild_Bill_8881]

Well, that's a start

Now, if we can get CBS to quit misquoting dead people and faking their personal files

and stop having dead people voting in every Democrat primary and the general election

maybe they'll be getting somewhere

[TheLion]

The dead can vote out there, why deny them the sex.

[Caipirabob]

Damned intolerant! Thank Heaven...

[Darksheare]

Yeah, the "laying there like a sandbag" thing doesn't do anything for me either.

A waterbed would at least put the bounce back in things.

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

"Please don't change titles like that - AND - if you are going to use a word, use it correctly . . ."


I did use it correctly. It was an attempt at humor... I was making fun of the made up word "homophobia" and how those on the radical left like to throw that word around.

I think everyone but you got the joke.

[petercooper]

did someone mention corpse?

[Mikey_1962]

Good Point! I suppose the garbage collects too..

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

Sorry! Thanks for correcting the headline, I'll use that format in the future.

[Darksheare]

Hmm..
Humor ping/ somewhat discussion.
(This COULD explain why my dates in the past were always horrible, I'm UNDEAD!)
/ joke.

A "Not my fault" ping as well.

[Stag]

DAMN, I was just going to go to California to marry a corpse. So if I get this straight, I cna marry her, just not consumate the marriage?

[VOA]

Typical Republican! Necrophiliacs where born that way, and why is Arnold invading
the bed rooms of Adult.

Factoids
1. The drive to enact the legislation came from a case in which a guy-gal driver team
abused the body of a deceased child.

2. The tale so grossed out the legislator that (IIRC), the legislature voted for
the new law except for...lesbian activist Jackie Goldberg (from the Hollywood district).
Yes, she's a Democrat.

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

You can always go to Mass. to marry a corpse... they're VERY progressive there!

[Porterville]

Damn, there goes the weekend... mmmmmm jerkey

(again) ;)

[MeekOneGOP]

No doubt, the 'RATS will up in arms !!

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

You are KIDDING me!!!! Goldberg actually voted for the desecration of the dead?!?!!?!?!


I knew she was a complete loon, but this takes it to a whole new level!!!

[David M. Brooks]

http://smh.com.au/articles/2004/02/11/1076388397691.html

Woman marries dead boyfriend

[Darksheare]

LOL!
True!

[Soaring Feather]

You're sure this is not your fault??

[cd jones]

"Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California "

there you go, picking on the hollywood elite again

[Soaring Feather]

LOL!!!

[An.American.Expatriate]

Homophobia is not a "made up word", althought the left does banter it about more than it should (i.e. there really ARE homophobes out there). It's correlation to Homosexuality is direct.

Necrophobe and Necrophilia are not directly correlated (i.e. a Necrophobe is NOT afraid of a necrophiliac).

[longtermmemmory]

it took TWO YEARS to get this through california?

What part of california has the large necrophiliac population? Do they join the other "sexual behavior" pride parade? ooooo the smell....

actually the same for both groups.

[VOA]

I knew she was a complete loon, but this takes it to a whole new level!!!

You just said it all.

She had some Gorelick-style rationalization...but she still get savaged on the
Conway-Steckler radio show on KLSX 97.1 in Los Angeles.
(and that's the station that carries Howard Stern, so you know it wasn't
right-wingers going after her legislative insanity.)

[Dengar01]

Lighten up a bit. Apparently you are the only one who doesn't find this title hillarious.

[Darksheare]

Pretty sure.
Well, as sure as the reputed Undead can be.
There's a whole slew of stuff reputed to be my fault.. so I gotta think about this one.

[djf]

This thread is begging for some kind of joke about Maria Shriver....

but nope, not me, not this time!

[snippy_about_it]

Ewwww!

[F.J. Mitchell]

It's not a complete ban, only from the point of time at which the deceased begins ripen. If kept in a walk in refrigerator by the necrophillac, they could have a cool one whenever they please, almost indefinately.

[Darksheare]

It's somewhat funny, and horribly gross.
But out in California there has to specifically be a law against it..

[F.J. Mitchell]

It's not a complete ban, only from the point of time at which the deceased begins to ripen. If kept in a walk in refrigerator by the necrophillac, they could have a cool one whenever they please, almost indefinately.

[little jeremiah]

The government should keep out of peoples' Morgues! And graveyards while they're at it.

[longtermmemmory]

Homophobia is a made up word.

It is easily argued homosexuals are moralphobic.

I have yet to meet anyone who is "scared" of homosexuals. Disgusted, does not want them around children, perhaps.

We could easily say homosexuals are Moralphobic.

[Slings and Arrows]

As I said on the earlier thread, anyone prosecuted under this law should use the Clinton defense:

"Your Honor, while that corpse was having sex with me, I was not having sex with that corpse."

[NEBO]

So now Teresa Heinz is forbidden from having sex with John Kerry any time they are in California? He is the "walking Corpse" candidate.

[opinionator]

Thank you! I can't believe she wasn't mentioned until comment #41. We must have a slow crowd this morning.