Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses (Schwarzenegger is a Necrophobe!!)

Yahoo News ^ | 9/11/04 | Yahoo News

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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.

The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.

[VadeRetro]

Strictly speaking, he would be a "necrophilophobe" or something like that.

[paul51]

Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

I guess I'll have to change Saturday night plans.

[dljordan]

It took them TWO YEARS to outlaw this?

[Chode]

sad part of this is that there was a BIG enough problem with it that they actually had to write a law against it!!!

[Servant of the 9]

DAMN, I was just going to go to California to marry a corpse. So if I get this straight, I cna marry her, just not consumate the marriage?

No, no, no. You can only marry a corpse in France. There are still a number of states where you can live with one though.

So9

[Darksheare]

*groans*

[bert]

Betty Davis fought this law for years. She couldn't live with the thought of no sex.

[Wil H]

Homophobia is not a "made up word"

No, it's just a made up phobia, Phobias are irrational fears.

There is nothing irrational about being disgusted by the insanitary and health crippling practices of homosexuals.

It's not even treated as a phobia, the left show no tolerance towards it as they do all other phobias.

[Wil H]

I used to promote flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality until someone pointed out that I was just flogging a dead horse....

[sheik yerbouty]

All the necrophiles wanted was "a nice quiet evening".

[Chode]

Homoloathe has always worked for me

[Chode]

next time try zapping them with a small cattle prod to cause involuntary mussel spasms / contractions

[Big Giant Head]

DAMN, I was just going to go to California to marry a corpse. So if I get this straight, I cna marry her, just not consumate the marriage?

Well, if the corpse is gay, and one could tell it was gay, and uh, I'm about to get in over my head here... it is Calipornia so I guess anything goes.

[LibWhacker]

What non-objecting adults do in the privacy of their coffins is NOBODY'S BUSINESS! </necrophiles' slogan>

[Darksheare]

*sigh*
True.
But the party will still be a little on the dead side afterwards.
And conversation would be a little wooden and one sided.

[engrpat]

Now I know why we moved from California 3 years ago. We saw this coming and just couldn't live under such a repressive government, what is happening to our rights?

[TotusTuus]

Please send my regards to Miss Emily ....

[TotusTuus]

[sheik yerbouty]

Only in Massachusetts..

[sheik yerbouty]

"The Naked And The Dead"