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Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses (Schwarzenegger is a Necrophobe!!)
Yahoo News ^ | 9/11/04 | Yahoo News

Posted on 09/11/2004 10:47:14 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!
Yick, but LOL!


51 posted on 09/11/2004 11:35:12 AM PDT by Darksheare (Conquerors of the nice T-shirt!)
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To: Stag

When having sex with a corpse is outlawed.............


52 posted on 09/11/2004 11:36:10 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Partisan Political Operative)
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To: An.American.Expatriate


It is best that humor is not overanalyzed.


53 posted on 09/11/2004 11:36:56 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a great job with the Oil for Food program, let's let them run the whole country!)
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To: Dengar01

"Lighten up a bit. Apparently you are the only one who doesn't find this title hillarious."


Thanks! I thought I just be me. :)


54 posted on 09/11/2004 11:38:27 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a great job with the Oil for Food program, let's let them run the whole country!)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

He played on our fears...he betrayed these perverts! (/Algore accent)


55 posted on 09/11/2004 11:38:35 AM PDT by NordP (The terrorists aren’t bullies on a playground; they’re hard core, “24” TV, head-sawing TERRORISTS!)
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To: An.American.Expatriate
We have a few rules here. Please follow them and you will enjoy your time here, otherwise . . . you may meet the Viking Kitties!

I think everyone but you understands most are being facetious here. Crips, lighten up.

56 posted on 09/11/2004 11:39:28 AM PDT by Joe Hadenuf (I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
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To: longtermmemmory

I am a homophobe. Homophobia is the fear of being "done up the butt." I have this fear. :)


57 posted on 09/11/2004 11:40:54 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a great job with the Oil for Food program, let's let them run the whole country!)
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To: JesseHousman

"But can one marry a corpse?"

Yes, but only if the relationship is platonic. However, disregard that rule if you live in San Francisco and go for it.


58 posted on 09/11/2004 11:41:47 AM PDT by TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl
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To: opinionator

Actually, I've always liked her and thought she does a good job and has a bit of class.

But I live in Washington, so have no stake in it, I guess, unless I see a really, really, really desirable corpse lying around!

LOL!


59 posted on 09/11/2004 11:41:56 AM PDT by djf
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To: Darksheare

Ever hear about the necrophiliac nymphomaniac alcoholic?

All day, every day, the same old whine: "I need a cold one! I need a cold one...!"


60 posted on 09/11/2004 11:43:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

Strictly speaking, he would be a "necrophilophobe" or something like that.


61 posted on 09/11/2004 11:44:12 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

I guess I'll have to change Saturday night plans.

62 posted on 09/11/2004 11:49:02 AM PDT by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never Forget)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

It took them TWO YEARS to outlaw this?


63 posted on 09/11/2004 11:55:22 AM PDT by dljordan
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
sad part of this is that there was a BIG enough problem with it that they actually had to write a law against it!!!
64 posted on 09/11/2004 12:00:12 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: Stag
DAMN, I was just going to go to California to marry a corpse. So if I get this straight, I cna marry her, just not consumate the marriage?

No, no, no. You can only marry a corpse in France. There are still a number of states where you can live with one though.

So9

65 posted on 09/11/2004 12:00:40 PM PDT by Servant of the 9 (We are the Hegemon. We can do anything we damned well please.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

*groans*


66 posted on 09/11/2004 12:03:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (Conquerors of the nice T-shirt!)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

Betty Davis fought this law for years. She couldn't live with the thought of no sex.


67 posted on 09/11/2004 12:07:17 PM PDT by bert (Peace is only halftime !)
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To: An.American.Expatriate
Homophobia is not a "made up word"

No, it's just a made up phobia, Phobias are irrational fears.

There is nothing irrational about being disgusted by the insanitary and health crippling practices of homosexuals.

It's not even treated as a phobia, the left show no tolerance towards it as they do all other phobias.

68 posted on 09/11/2004 12:09:09 PM PDT by Wil H
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To: Slings and Arrows

I used to promote flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality until someone pointed out that I was just flogging a dead horse....


69 posted on 09/11/2004 12:11:16 PM PDT by Wil H
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

All the necrophiles wanted was "a nice quiet evening".


70 posted on 09/11/2004 12:19:38 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: longtermmemmory
Homoloathe has always worked for me
71 posted on 09/11/2004 12:27:25 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: Darksheare
next time try zapping them with a small cattle prod to cause involuntary mussel spasms / contractions
72 posted on 09/11/2004 12:31:13 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: Stag
DAMN, I was just going to go to California to marry a corpse. So if I get this straight, I cna marry her, just not consumate the marriage?

Well, if the corpse is gay, and one could tell it was gay, and uh, I'm about to get in over my head here... it is Calipornia so I guess anything goes.

73 posted on 09/11/2004 12:33:17 PM PDT by Big Giant Head ( < Roast Chicken?!?>)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
What non-objecting adults do in the privacy of their coffins is NOBODY'S BUSINESS! </necrophiles' slogan>
74 posted on 09/11/2004 12:35:41 PM PDT by LibWhacker (It is the black heart of Islam, not its black face, to which millions object)
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To: Chode

*sigh*
True.
But the party will still be a little on the dead side afterwards.
And conversation would be a little wooden and one sided.


75 posted on 09/11/2004 12:38:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (Conquerors of the nice T-shirt!)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
Now I know why we moved from California 3 years ago. We saw this coming and just couldn't live under such a repressive government, what is happening to our rights?
76 posted on 09/11/2004 12:42:35 PM PDT by engrpat
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
Please send my regards to Miss Emily ....


77 posted on 09/11/2004 1:02:57 PM PDT by TotusTuus ("Arsenic," Miss Emily said. "Is that a good one?")
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To: TotusTuus

78 posted on 09/11/2004 1:10:46 PM PDT by TotusTuus (Forgot the Rose!)
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To: JesseHousman

Only in Massachusetts..


79 posted on 09/11/2004 1:47:06 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: TheLion

"The Naked And The Dead"


80 posted on 09/11/2004 1:48:09 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: All
Strictly speaking, he would be a "necrophilophobe" or something like that.

Arnie's stance is somewhat unlibertarian on this issue. This is bound to bother some folks. If your liberalism leads you to stick up for necrophiles even though heaven knows you aren't one yourself, you could be a necrophilophobophobe.

81 posted on 09/11/2004 2:03:42 PM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: Darksheare; bentfeather
:^D


82 posted on 09/11/2004 2:05:30 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

Well NOW what'll the vampires do? You can't tell me you wouldn't mind scoring with a Kate-Beckinsale-in-Underworld style vampire?


83 posted on 09/13/2004 6:07:35 PM PDT by sociotard (I am the one true Sociotard)
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