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At Least You Can't Swim in L.A. Air (OH OH--- LA,CA messing with Texas!-some humor)
Los Angeles Daily News ^ | 9/12/04 | Kimit Muston

Posted on 09/12/2004 3:09:07 PM PDT by Mark

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To: Old Professer

Nope- Canoga Bl and Winnetka Av are N/S- same as 405. Ok 101 or 118 fwy- I'll buy that.


21 posted on 09/12/2004 4:32:58 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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To: Mark
It is exactly two and one-half beers between Aviation and Imperial and the Winnetka off-ramp of the 405 in afternoon rushhour.

Ya'all must be sippen!

You hafta use a straw so they can't spot the can.

22 posted on 09/12/2004 4:35:33 PM PDT by Doe Eyes
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To: Mark

O.K. I lived at 20542 Leadwell and I had to get off the 405 somewhere; maybe I had 3 1/2 beers.


23 posted on 09/12/2004 4:35:33 PM PDT by Old Professer (The enemy is among us; he is us; we know it, we dare not say it - someone will be offended.)
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To: Old Professer

101 then Canoga ????


24 posted on 09/12/2004 4:38:49 PM PDT by Old Professer (The enemy is among us; he is us; we know it, we dare not say it - someone will be offended.)
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To: Old Professer

OK, I know the area. Either Victory Bl or Sherman Way would do.. or a taxi so some real 'consumin' can go on.


25 posted on 09/12/2004 4:46:07 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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To: Old Professer
(using best Johnny Carson skit voice...)

You take the Slawson cutoff...

(Note to self -- get classic Carson skit DVD)

26 posted on 09/12/2004 5:11:49 PM PDT by T-Bird45
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To: Mark
One night in San Antonio I got jumped by four mosquitoes.

Got news for ya, buddy. San Antonio is hot and DRY. Houston is the humid one.

27 posted on 09/12/2004 5:47:44 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist ("Can Lincoln expect to subjugate a people thus resolved? No!" - Sam Houston, 3/1863)
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To: Mark; Squantos
Humid West Texas Ping

Humid? The word fails to even begin to describe the climatological status of Texas. "Moist" would be a better word. "Oozy" would be more accurate. On an average summer afternoon with not a cloud in the sky, Texas has more water floating around in the air than in the Rio Grande. It would rain a lot more often in Texas if the raindrops could just get through all that humidity.

What a feckin' dumbass. Yeah, Texas is the largest state with only one climate.

28 posted on 09/12/2004 5:49:17 PM PDT by stands2reason (Limousine Liberal--a man who has his cake, eats his cake, and complains that other people have cake.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
We always pretended the cloud of poison was magical fog to be danced in. I turned out just fine!

"Step away from the computer, dear. It's time for your medicine. Make sure that you turn off your oxygen before you take your pills."

29 posted on 09/12/2004 5:52:00 PM PDT by ExtremeUnction
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To: El Gato

"It seems to me though that the immigrants to Texas, even the illegals, do a lot better job of becoming Americans, than those that choose to go to California."

That's because our immigrants want to be TEXANS, and to do that, they know they have to become Americans. Problem is, NOBODY wants to be a Californian. ;)


30 posted on 09/12/2004 5:56:14 PM PDT by walden
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To: CAPTAIN PHOTON
Texas beat Mexico...lost to the North in the civil war, and is being reclaimed by Mexico

Actually, Texas was the last state of the confederacy still standing on its own at the end of the war, largely because Texas defended her borders against virtually all yankee invasion attempts. They laid down their arms simply because it wasn't practical to continue the war anymore with all the other southern states and the confederate government having fallen. Considering how badly yankeeland got whupped a year earlier on two different tries to enter Texas, y'all should be thanking us.

31 posted on 09/12/2004 6:15:20 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist ("Can Lincoln expect to subjugate a people thus resolved? No!" - Sam Houston, 3/1863)
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To: Restorer
Do you have any idea why it is so?

My guess is it's something culturally unique about Texas. Practically as long as there's been a settled Texas, there've been both hispanics and whites here. The relationship hasn't always been perfect or flawless, but the two have always managed to coexist.

32 posted on 09/12/2004 6:18:02 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist ("Can Lincoln expect to subjugate a people thus resolved? No!" - Sam Houston, 3/1863)
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To: ExtremeUnction
Step away from the computer, dear. It's time for your medicine. Make sure that you turn off your oxygen before you take your pills.

But..but..but..it could have been worse! I could have turned into a fairy dancing in all of that fog. Gasp! I might even have turned out to be one of those liberal things.

What kind of medicine should I be taking that would conteract years of dancing behind the mosquito fogger truck? There were at least a good dozen children in the neighbourhood who danced with me. Guess what! We're all conservatives!

33 posted on 09/12/2004 6:20:40 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (It's painless to be a monthly donor!)
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To: GOPcapitalist
Practically as long as there's been a settled Texas, there've been both hispanics and whites here.

Unfortunately for this theory, exactly the same is true for CA, where things don't seem to be working as well.

34 posted on 09/12/2004 6:21:06 PM PDT by Restorer (They have the microphone, but we have the remote.)
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To: Restorer
I've always seen California as a bit different simply because so much of it was so unsettled for so long.

Don't get me wrong - Texas was a frontier too but Texas had several good sized established cities like San Antonio, which was already 120 years old when the texas revolution happened. Also, many of the Mexicans who were here sided with the anglos in the revolution against Santa Ana. Texas' equivalent of a congressman in the Mexican government just prior to the revolution was a hispanic who sided with them. The Republic's first vice president was also mexican.

You are right though - for whatever reason there is nowhere near the animosity here as in California. Another part of it could be that, at least in a formal legal sense, Mexicans in Texas were not historically designated into a class or group of their own like Blacks and Whites and there typically wasn't segregation between the two. The Mexican population here was more or less designated "White" in state records on account of a common European-Western culture. Also more often than not, mexican and anglo kids also attended the same schools together (and they didn't have all that ESL crap either). I know this because it applied to my grandmother who went to public schools here in the 1920's - her maiden name was Chavez but she grew up attending the exact same schools as kids of English decent and speaking English as her first and only language. Also practically everybody of Mexican decent who was born up until about 30-35 years ago STILL has white on their Texas drivers licenses, and I suspect some even more recent than that.

35 posted on 09/12/2004 9:20:31 PM PDT by GOPcapitalist ("Can Lincoln expect to subjugate a people thus resolved? No!" - Sam Houston, 3/1863)
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To: Old Professer
O.K. I lived at 20542 Leadwell and I had to get off the 405 somewhere; maybe I had 3 1/2 beers.

That address is between the Winnetka and Canoga offramps on the 101. So, 405 north to the 101 west.

Maven
36 posted on 09/12/2004 9:31:33 PM PDT by Maven
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To: Restorer

My uneducated guess is that the Mexicans in California think the Cali's are wierd and don't want to integrate with them. I wouldn't either.


37 posted on 09/12/2004 10:39:27 PM PDT by Miztiki (Living in Hoooston and getting lost on a regular basis!)
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To: Miztiki

Well, I am presently in CA, and I agree there are a rather large number of odd people here. I saw a very nice Lexus the other day with 29 anti-Bush stickers on it.

(It was parked, so it went over and counted.)


38 posted on 09/12/2004 10:42:32 PM PDT by Restorer (They have the microphone, but we have the remote.)
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To: Restorer

Wish I could be there on Nov. 3 as the moron tries feverishly and futilely to scrape them all off, trying to salvage some re-sale value.


39 posted on 09/12/2004 10:54:13 PM PDT by CalRepublican
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