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Caption Ted Kennedy

Posted on 09/14/2004 7:06:12 PM PDT by Jenya



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: caption; detox; lake; maryjo; oldsmobile; ted; theswimmer
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1 posted on 09/14/2004 7:06:12 PM PDT by Jenya
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To: Jenya

I knew better than to look in here.

He is one ugly dude.


3 posted on 09/14/2004 7:07:31 PM PDT by steveyp
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To: Jenya

Old SS Oldsmobile is sick.


4 posted on 09/14/2004 7:07:39 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (GEORGE WASHINGTON is nothing like HO CHI MINH as stated by Kerry.)
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To: Jenya
I can only offer my roomates (excellent) impression of Uncle Ted:

"Willie, get me the BERRRRRRBONNNN!!!!"

5 posted on 09/14/2004 7:07:51 PM PDT by Clemenza (I LOVE Halliburton, SUVs and Assault Weapons. Any Questions?)
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To: Jenya


I'm melting, I'm melting!

6 posted on 09/14/2004 7:08:04 PM PDT by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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To: Lunkhead_01

LOL! That's a winner!


7 posted on 09/14/2004 7:08:09 PM PDT by SirChas
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To: Jenya

I told you shaken not stirred you idiot.


8 posted on 09/14/2004 7:08:45 PM PDT by mrmargaritaville
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To: Jenya

Keynote Address: Fat Drunken Blob Convention


9 posted on 09/14/2004 7:08:47 PM PDT by stevem
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To: counterpunch

No matter what the picture..the caption for a Kennedy is always...

GIMMI ANOTHER BEER!!!


10 posted on 09/14/2004 7:09:33 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: Jenya

11 posted on 09/14/2004 7:09:34 PM PDT by paul in cape
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To: Jenya
The beautiful other half, Christina titled this..
The Gerber baby, 75 years later..
12 posted on 09/14/2004 7:11:08 PM PDT by mnehring (YP4W)
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To: Jenya

He actually looks constipated. VERY constipated.


13 posted on 09/14/2004 7:11:58 PM PDT by rocky88 (" John Kerry has no such clear, precise and consistent vision." - Rudy Guiliani)
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To: ConservativeMan55

I'm melting! Gimme amother beer, I'm melting!

14 posted on 09/14/2004 7:12:10 PM PDT by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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To: counterpunch

I'm molting! I'm molting!


15 posted on 09/14/2004 7:12:18 PM PDT by appeal2
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To: Jenya

"Damn! I need a waitress sandwich after watchig Rather blow our chances for the election."


16 posted on 09/14/2004 7:13:24 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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17 posted on 09/14/2004 7:13:25 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: Jenya

Ol'Yellowface Is Back


18 posted on 09/14/2004 7:13:41 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (The current Democratic Party would've made Freud quit the business.)
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To: ConservativeMan55

"...But I shoot with this hand."


19 posted on 09/14/2004 7:14:32 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (The current Democratic Party would've made Freud quit the business.)
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To: Jenya

Geesh, bloodshot eyes and yellow fangs.........Can you imagine what his breath smells like? YUK!

Wouldn't you think with all his money he could at least have his teeth whitened?


20 posted on 09/14/2004 7:15:32 PM PDT by IceAge
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To: Jenya

I remember you, and a famous quote.

When I got back, Mary Jo and the car were gone.

 

21 posted on 09/14/2004 7:15:42 PM PDT by Radix (You are reading this Tag Line. You have found Free Republic and tag lines abound.)
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To: Jenya

See, I told you my teeth match the whites of my eyes!!


22 posted on 09/14/2004 7:15:50 PM PDT by Melinda
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To: Jenya

"Those NRA idiots don't need assault weapons. WE WILL BAN THEM AGAIN! Damn that George Bush anyway."


23 posted on 09/14/2004 7:16:03 PM PDT by NRA2BFree (Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
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To: Jenya

"Damn. I thought it was only a fart!"


24 posted on 09/14/2004 7:16:13 PM PDT by TheRightGuy (ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
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To: Radix

Those two creatures are the faces of the Democratic party.


25 posted on 09/14/2004 7:16:46 PM PDT by sarasotarepublican
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26 posted on 09/14/2004 7:17:01 PM PDT by FesterUSMC
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27 posted on 09/14/2004 7:17:12 PM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a 8 month old son with Down Syndrome)
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To: Jenya

Help me! I can't poo!!!!
28 posted on 09/14/2004 7:17:25 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism)
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To: paul in cape

Photo of Jabba the Hutt deleted...
Put that side by side with ol' Uncle Teddy.
Below, put Gollum and Carville side by side.
Then Tootsie side by side with Teresa Heinz Kerry.
Any others?

Get the undecideds laughing at the Dems, so
their vote will go to Republicans.


29 posted on 09/14/2004 7:19:00 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Awww, you just HAD to throw his pic in didn't you? LOL!


30 posted on 09/14/2004 7:19:03 PM PDT by NRA2BFree (Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
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To: Jenya

Senator Ted Kennedy shows us his best imitation of what he saw on Animal Planet the other night. The Bullfrog about to devour a fly.


31 posted on 09/14/2004 7:19:18 PM PDT by Sprite518
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To: Jenya

That's one ugly SOB angry evil man! Yellow teeth are a sign of liver damage! Looks like his drinking habit has caught up with him!


32 posted on 09/14/2004 7:19:24 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: Jenya
"Dan Rather's drowning in criticism over those forgeries and he asked me to help him? He's even stupider than I thought."
33 posted on 09/14/2004 7:19:30 PM PDT by mrsmith ("Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice... Hillary Rodham Clinton ")
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To: NRA2BFree

Yep!

Nasty old AlGore!!!!


34 posted on 09/14/2004 7:19:44 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: Jenya

..." memo ahfter memo ahfter memo..er..ah...lie ahfter lie ahfter lie...er...ah..forgery ahfter forgery ahfter forgery....


35 posted on 09/14/2004 7:19:53 PM PDT by JediForce (Never underestimate the power of the Dark side of the Force....keep the blasters' fully charged.)
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Ted--not that up on the red states, blue states thing--But he is a pro when it come to any red face, yellow teeth issue.


36 posted on 09/14/2004 7:20:32 PM PDT by rod1
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To: Jenya

Why the Kerry people want this guy in the campaign is beyond me. Are they nuts? Yep.


37 posted on 09/14/2004 7:22:16 PM PDT by Land_of_Lincoln_John (http://www.bluestatesforbush.com)
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To: FesterUSMC

HEY ! YODA IS A REPUBLICAN ! STOP THAT ! :-)

And Yoda looks better too !

he he he


38 posted on 09/14/2004 7:22:38 PM PDT by JediForce (Never underestimate the power of the Dark side of the Force....keep the blasters' fully charged.)
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39 posted on 09/14/2004 7:24:01 PM PDT by tapatio (Society is always taken by surprise at any new example of common sense.)
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To: ex-rushie
Wouldn't you think with all his money he could at least have his teeth whitened?

You know, that's something that has always amazed me. Those who have the money to take care of themselves, don't seem to do it. Did you see how crooked Al Gore's teeth are? Of course there's Kerry who didn't even get a hair cut until after he started running for office. He also had his teeth whitened and capped. They have no pride about the way they look.

40 posted on 09/14/2004 7:24:55 PM PDT by NRA2BFree (Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
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To: Jenya

scoos ee, ut I ha ta alk is ay cause i eeth urt oo uch. is is ut appens en ya on't ave ood ental igene.


41 posted on 09/14/2004 7:26:05 PM PDT by Toespi
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To: JediForce

funny yoda isnt it :)


42 posted on 09/14/2004 7:26:13 PM PDT by FesterUSMC
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To: Jenya

'And we start on the campaign to save Dan Rather, unbritiajkfjeable as everything.


43 posted on 09/14/2004 7:26:16 PM PDT by metalurgist (Death to the democrats!)
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To: NRA2BFree

his teeth are stained from all the beer!


44 posted on 09/14/2004 7:27:28 PM PDT by FesterUSMC
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To: tapatio

There ya go! LOL!


45 posted on 09/14/2004 7:28:17 PM PDT by NRA2BFree (Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
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"Ted makes me look, well....skinny."

[whispering] "SHATNER.....SEEEEEECRETS..."

46 posted on 09/14/2004 7:32:00 PM PDT by sayfer bullets (Proverbs 6: 16-18 " ...hands that shed innocent blood,...")
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To: NRA2BFree

I got a call from the NRA tonight with a speech re: some legislation Hillary is introducing and how to fight it. . Something about gun shows and terrorists. Can you clarify?


47 posted on 09/14/2004 7:33:40 PM PDT by sarasota
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To: FesterUSMC

Yoda Rules. Reminds me of a nun I had in grade school. :-)


48 posted on 09/14/2004 7:35:10 PM PDT by JediForce (Never underestimate the power of the Dark side of the Force....keep the blasters' fully charged.)
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To: Jenya

Sources tell CBS News that the embalmer was fired.


49 posted on 09/14/2004 7:38:35 PM PDT by Lord Basil (Hate isn't a family value; it's a liberal one.)
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YUK! No caption needed.......his face tells it all.


50 posted on 09/14/2004 7:41:02 PM PDT by Dawgreg (Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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