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Caption Ted Kennedy
Posted on 09/14/2004 7:06:12 PM PDT by Jenya

TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: caption; detox; lake; maryjo; oldsmobile; ted; theswimmer
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:06:12 PM PDT
by
Jenya
Comment #2 Removed by Moderator
To: Jenya
I knew better than to look in here.
He is one ugly dude.
3
posted on
09/14/2004 7:07:31 PM PDT
by
steveyp
To: Jenya
Old SS Oldsmobile is sick.
4
posted on
09/14/2004 7:07:39 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(GEORGE WASHINGTON is nothing like HO CHI MINH as stated by Kerry.)
To: Jenya
I can only offer my roomates (excellent) impression of Uncle Ted:
"Willie, get me the BERRRRRRBONNNN!!!!"
5
posted on
09/14/2004 7:07:51 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(I LOVE Halliburton, SUVs and Assault Weapons. Any Questions?)
To: Jenya

I'm melting, I'm melting!
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:08:04 PM PDT
by
counterpunch
(The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
To: Lunkhead_01
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:08:09 PM PDT
by
SirChas
To: Jenya
I told you shaken not stirred you idiot.
To: Jenya
Keynote Address: Fat Drunken Blob Convention
9
posted on
09/14/2004 7:08:47 PM PDT
by
stevem
To: counterpunch
No matter what the picture..the caption for a Kennedy is always...
GIMMI ANOTHER BEER!!!
To: Jenya
To: Jenya
The beautiful other half, Christina titled this..
The Gerber baby, 75 years later..
12
posted on
09/14/2004 7:11:08 PM PDT
by
mnehring
(YP4W)
To: Jenya
He actually looks constipated. VERY constipated.
13
posted on
09/14/2004 7:11:58 PM PDT
by
rocky88
(" John Kerry has no such clear, precise and consistent vision." - Rudy Guiliani)
To: ConservativeMan55

I'm melting! Gimme amother beer, I'm melting!
14
posted on
09/14/2004 7:12:10 PM PDT
by
counterpunch
(The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
To: counterpunch
I'm molting! I'm molting!
15
posted on
09/14/2004 7:12:18 PM PDT
by
appeal2
To: Jenya
"Damn! I need a waitress sandwich after watchig Rather blow our chances for the election."
16
posted on
09/14/2004 7:13:24 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: counterpunch
To: Jenya
18
posted on
09/14/2004 7:13:41 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(The current Democratic Party would've made Freud quit the business.)
To: ConservativeMan55
"...But I shoot with this hand."
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:14:32 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(The current Democratic Party would've made Freud quit the business.)
To: Jenya
Geesh, bloodshot eyes and yellow fangs.........Can you imagine what his breath smells like? YUK!
Wouldn't you think with all his money he could at least have his teeth whitened?
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:15:32 PM PDT
by
IceAge
To: Jenya

I remember you, and a famous quote.
When I got back, Mary Jo and the car were gone.
21
posted on
09/14/2004 7:15:42 PM PDT
by
Radix
(You are reading this Tag Line. You have found Free Republic and tag lines abound.)
To: Jenya
See, I told you my teeth match the whites of my eyes!!
22
posted on
09/14/2004 7:15:50 PM PDT
by
Melinda
To: Jenya
"Those NRA idiots don't need assault weapons. WE WILL BAN THEM AGAIN! Damn that George Bush anyway."
23
posted on
09/14/2004 7:16:03 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
To: Jenya

"Damn. I thought it was only a fart!"
24
posted on
09/14/2004 7:16:13 PM PDT
by
TheRightGuy
(ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
To: Radix
Those two creatures are the faces of the Democratic party.
To: Jenya
To: Jenya
27
posted on
09/14/2004 7:17:12 PM PDT
by
New Perspective
(Proud father of a 8 month old son with Down Syndrome)
To: Jenya

Help me! I can't poo!!!!
28
posted on
09/14/2004 7:17:25 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(<a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com" target="_blank">Hatriotism)
To: paul in cape
Photo of Jabba the Hutt deleted...
Put that side by side with ol' Uncle Teddy.
Below, put Gollum and Carville side by side.
Then Tootsie side by side with Teresa Heinz Kerry.
Any others?
Get the undecideds laughing at the Dems, so
their vote will go to Republicans.
29
posted on
09/14/2004 7:19:00 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: ConservativeMan55
Awww, you just HAD to throw his pic in didn't you? LOL!
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:19:03 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
To: Jenya
Senator Ted Kennedy shows us his best imitation of what he saw on Animal Planet the other night. The Bullfrog about to devour a fly.
To: Jenya
That's one ugly SOB angry evil man! Yellow teeth are a sign of liver damage! Looks like his drinking habit has caught up with him!
To: Jenya
"Dan Rather's drowning in criticism over those forgeries and he asked me to help him? He's even stupider than I thought."
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:19:30 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
("Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice... Hillary Rodham Clinton ")
To: NRA2BFree
Yep!
Nasty old AlGore!!!!
To: Jenya
..." memo ahfter memo ahfter memo..er..ah...lie ahfter lie ahfter lie...er...ah..forgery ahfter forgery ahfter forgery....
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:19:53 PM PDT
by
JediForce
(Never underestimate the power of the Dark side of the Force....keep the blasters' fully charged.)
To: Jenya
Ted--not that up on the red states, blue states thing--But he is a pro when it come to any red face, yellow teeth issue.
36
posted on
09/14/2004 7:20:32 PM PDT
by
rod1
To: Jenya
Why the Kerry people want this guy in the campaign is beyond me. Are they nuts? Yep.
To: FesterUSMC
HEY ! YODA IS A REPUBLICAN ! STOP THAT ! :-)
And Yoda looks better too !
he he he
38
posted on
09/14/2004 7:22:38 PM PDT
by
JediForce
(Never underestimate the power of the Dark side of the Force....keep the blasters' fully charged.)
To: Jenya
39
posted on
09/14/2004 7:24:01 PM PDT
by
tapatio
(Society is always taken by surprise at any new example of common sense.)
To: ex-rushie
Wouldn't you think with all his money he could at least have his teeth whitened?You know, that's something that has always amazed me. Those who have the money to take care of themselves, don't seem to do it. Did you see how crooked Al Gore's teeth are? Of course there's Kerry who didn't even get a hair cut until after he started running for office. He also had his teeth whitened and capped. They have no pride about the way they look.
40
posted on
09/14/2004 7:24:55 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
To: Jenya
scoos ee, ut I ha ta alk is ay cause i eeth urt oo uch. is is ut appens en ya on't ave ood ental igene.
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:26:05 PM PDT
by
Toespi
To: JediForce
To: Jenya
'And we start on the campaign to save Dan Rather, unbritiajkfjeable as everything.
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:26:16 PM PDT
by
metalurgist
(Death to the democrats!)
To: NRA2BFree
his teeth are stained from all the beer!
To: tapatio
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:28:17 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
(Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
To: Jenya
"Ted makes me look, well....skinny."

[whispering] "SHATNER.....SEEEEEECRETS..."
46
posted on
09/14/2004 7:32:00 PM PDT
by
sayfer bullets
(Proverbs 6: 16-18 " ...hands that shed innocent blood,...")
To: NRA2BFree
I got a call from the NRA tonight with a speech re: some legislation Hillary is introducing and how to fight it. . Something about gun shows and terrorists. Can you clarify?
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:33:40 PM PDT
by
sarasota
To: FesterUSMC
Yoda Rules. Reminds me of a nun I had in grade school. :-)
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:35:10 PM PDT
by
JediForce
(Never underestimate the power of the Dark side of the Force....keep the blasters' fully charged.)
To: Jenya
Sources tell CBS News that the embalmer was fired.
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:38:35 PM PDT
by
Lord Basil
(Hate isn't a family value; it's a liberal one.)
To: Jenya
YUK! No caption needed.......his face tells it all.
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posted on
09/14/2004 7:41:02 PM PDT
by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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