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To: quidnunc

I want 100 wives
Then I won’t tell lies
I’ll have all the love I need
I’ll have to start taking speed.
I think I’ll skip this deed.
And go watch Donna Reed.

18 posted on 09/14/2004 9:27:44 PM PDT by Artemis Webb
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To: Artemis Webb

Slightly off-topic humor.

A minister, a lawyer, and a scientist are gathered
for drinks, and the subject of mistresses comes up.

"Well, no," confides the minister. "Many women come
to me for counseling, and it would be fairly easy,
but if I got caught ..." he shakes his head.

The lawyer replies, "Oh, there are all kinds of rules
about not fraternizing with clients. And if I got
caught, opposing counsel would find a way to bring
the topic up in every case I tried. I just can't
risk it."

The scientist says, "Guys, you've got it ALL wrong.
I have both a wife and a girlfriend. I just tell
the wife I'm with the girlfriend, I tell the
girlfriend I'm with my wife, and then I go to the
lab and get some work done."

20 posted on 09/14/2004 9:38:32 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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