Slightly off-topic humor.
A minister, a lawyer, and a scientist are gathered
for drinks, and the subject of mistresses comes up.
"Well, no," confides the minister. "Many women come
to me for counseling, and it would be fairly easy,
but if I got caught ..." he shakes his head.
The lawyer replies, "Oh, there are all kinds of rules
about not fraternizing with clients. And if I got
caught, opposing counsel would find a way to bring
the topic up in every case I tried. I just can't
The scientist says, "Guys, you've got it ALL wrong.
I have both a wife and a girlfriend. I just tell
the wife I'm with the girlfriend, I tell the
girlfriend I'm with my wife, and then I go to the
lab and get some work done."