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To: quidnunc

Hey, what's so bad about polygamy? That way, I won't have to choose between Mary-Kate and Ashley.


9 posted on 09/14/2004 8:37:11 PM PDT by John Locke
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To: John Locke
Hey, what's so bad about polygamy? That way, I won't have to choose between Mary-Kate and Ashley.

Hey, what's so bad about bestiality? There's a horse I'm very fond of. He's tall, dark, and handsome, he has a hairy chest, he never talks back to me or leaves underwear on the floor, and he's hung like a horse. What else do I need in a husband? Oh, yes, he made seventy thousand dollars at the track last year and he doesn't mind if I spend the evening online as long as his hay net is full.

15 posted on 09/14/2004 9:09:19 PM PDT by Capriole (DO NOT WRITE IN THIS SPACE. FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY.)
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To: John Locke

Heh. You got issues, man.


23 posted on 09/15/2004 3:38:09 AM PDT by DeuceTraveler (Freedom is a never ending struggle)
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