OUT OF MY HEAD: Everything to Live For '04

Carolinian ^ | 09/14/04 | Joe Killian

[COURAGE]

This time, PLEASE DO IT!

[Howlin]

My question is "Why wait, Joe?"

[CzarNicky]

I hope they aren't getting my hopes up again.

[gunnygail]

"I'm praying to God, Jesus, the Holy Mother and whoever."

I thought libbies did not believe in God. Is this a FORGERY? Dan? Dan?

Here's to TWENTY years of Repub rule and libtards hitting the low road to HE**!

[Hans]

What a pip this fellow is.
Bowel disorder me thinks.

[Lexington Green]

Death is the only cure for the mental illness of Liberalism.

[FastCoyote]

"The latest World Health Organization figures suggest a suicide takes place every forty seconds, somewhere in the world."

Somewhere in the world, someone commits suicide every forty seconds. They must be found and stopped!

[Truth Table]

Two Words: Darwin Awards.

[Recovering_Democrat]

What an absolute crybaby.

[AmericanChef]

-"And I'm going to dance in the street, drink till I'm sick and sleep for three days afterward."-

He probably does that for every special occasion, like Tuesdays.

I'll ask again - why do these lefties' musings always sound like they're written by a rude teenage boy?

[MEGoody]

"I'm praying to God, Jesus, the Holy Mother and whoever and whatever else is out there that it goes our way this time."

Somehow, I think God just shakes His head at this kind of 'prayer'.

[Bob]

But, though I finally have my own bathroom this year, you won't find me dead in my tub on November 3rd, no matter what happens.

Damn! Just when I'd gotten my hopes up.

[truthseeker2]

This guy needs to get his head out of his a$$. He just cannot see that the Arabs want to kill him too. They don't just go after Republicans. Kerry won't protect him. Bush will.

[NRA1995]

I'll run the bath water!!!!

[CaptRon]

I remember the awful, kee-capped feeling on the day Al Gore finally conceded in 2000. What else could he do?

I know what you mean, Joe. He'd already run out of lawyers to hire and military absentee ballots to throw out, not to mention his attempt to have secret reviews of the ballots thwarted by those wascally Wepubwicans. What else could he do?

[kidd]

And so it's not hard to imagine that on November 3rd, if the election can be called by then, there might be a sort of grim mass exodus from this sad planet should Bush pull this election out.

Oddly enough, this mass exodus of democrat voters from "this sad planet" will NOT change the number of democrat voters in the next election.

[nmh]

During this lovely bath ... could you put your head UNDER for about ten minutes?

[Fredgoblu]

"...I'm going to stick around until we finally oust these bastards. And I'm going to dance in the street, drink till I'm sick and sleep for three days afterward."

...just like any "charming, rakish frat boy" would do.

[jim macomber]

All conclusory statement posing as premises.

Oh, and Joe, the word isn't tact - not in that context. Tack or tactic, perhaps.

[datura]

Hey Joe: If it helps, I've got plenty of straight razors and a bathtub you can use. I'll even chant 40 MORE YEARS while you do it - JUST DO IT!!!