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Survey: Dems like sex, steal towels more
UPI ^ | Sept. 16, 2004 | UPI

Posted on 09/16/2004 7:33:13 PM PDT by PDR

NEW YORK, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A New York advertising firm said its research shows Democrats are more likely than Republicans to steal towels from hotels but enjoy sex more than GOPers.

Research compiled by Margeotes Fertitta and Partners indicates that 35 percent of people who admit to heisting linens from hotels are Democrats, compared to only 26 percent who are Republicans, Wireless Flash, an online service, said.

Other differences between that exist between the parties, the research showed, include the fact that Democrats, by 33 percent to 24 percent, say they enjoy their sex lives more than Republicans -- which may be because, again, according to research, Republicans are less likely to cheat on their significant other.

Only 19 percent of perennial cheaters are Republicans, the data showed, compared to 38 percent who are Democrats.

Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: democrats; marketresearch; republicans; sex; survey; upi

1 posted on 09/16/2004 7:33:16 PM PDT by PDR
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To: PDR

They cheat, they steal, they hate their parents.... bout sums it up


2 posted on 09/16/2004 7:36:44 PM PDT by icwhatudo (The rino borg...is resistance futile?)
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To: PDR

They cheat, they steal, they hate their parents.... bout sums it up


3 posted on 09/16/2004 7:37:09 PM PDT by icwhatudo (The rino borg...is resistance futile?)
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To: PDR

Assuming the stereotype of Dem girly-men & fugly-women is legit, which it certainly seems to be, then the reason they enjoy sex more is obviously because it's much less frequent than for GOPers, and therefore more special and memorable.


4 posted on 09/16/2004 7:37:17 PM PDT by MCH
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To: PDR

Or, Republicans are less likely to incriminate themselves by admitting to stealing towels, and are less likely to lie about their sex lives.


5 posted on 09/16/2004 7:38:23 PM PDT by wyattearp (The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
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To: PDR
Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans

So in other words... Dems are theiving tramps who disrespect their parents. Something tells me that the lamestream media spin on this poll will be "Dems better in bed than GOP."

6 posted on 09/16/2004 7:39:12 PM PDT by kezekiel
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To: icwhatudo
They cheat, they steal, they hate their parents

And they "SAY" that they enjoy sex more than Republicans. You know what? I don't believe them.

7 posted on 09/16/2004 7:39:45 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: PDR
I confess, I used to be a towel thief, but now I vote Republican.
8 posted on 09/16/2004 7:39:57 PM PDT by fritzz (Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely - Lord Acton)
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To: icwhatudo
They cheat, they steal, they hate their parents

In other words....PERPETUAL TEENAGERS.

9 posted on 09/16/2004 7:40:01 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: PDR

Employees at this 'advertising firm' should be fired for spending money on such stupid ****.


10 posted on 09/16/2004 7:40:28 PM PDT by rs79bm (Insert Democratic principles and ideals here: .............this space intentionally left blank.....)
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To: PDR

Democrats just have sex with more things.

On a per species and gender basis, Republicans enjoy sex more.


11 posted on 09/16/2004 7:40:41 PM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment (Question Liberal Authority)
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To: Cicero
And they "SAY" that they enjoy sex more than Republicans. You know what? I don't believe them.

And if you knew my husband you'd really, really not believe them.

12 posted on 09/16/2004 7:41:01 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: PDR
Democrats, by 33 percent to 24 percent, say they enjoy their sex lives more than Republicans -- which may be because, again, according to research, Republicans are less likely to cheat on their significant other.

I don't understand the logic of this. And only 24% of Republicans enjoy their sex lives???

13 posted on 09/16/2004 7:41:16 PM PDT by My2Cents (http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
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To: PDR

"Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans"

Given the obvious authority issues of your typical Democrat, this isn't surprising.


14 posted on 09/16/2004 7:44:20 PM PDT by HarryCaul
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To: PDR
Question! "How many Demoncraps does it take to screw a Madeline Albright?"

Fifteen! 14 to hold down the victim while Ms Albright "mounts" him(her) whatever!

15 posted on 09/16/2004 7:44:41 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: PDR

Well, I’ll have you know that at this very moment my parents are refusing to speak to me because while I was at their house having sex with my secretary I stole every damn one of their towels to take home to my wife. Shows how much THEY know.


16 posted on 09/16/2004 7:45:56 PM PDT by txroadkill
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To: PDR

...and someone could write a book an title it "Absolute Proof There Is No God" and democrats would be lined up round the block at every bookstore.

It's the nature of the beast. I can't imagine why anyone with an ounce of wisdom would want to be associated with or want to be known to be a democrat.


17 posted on 09/16/2004 7:46:03 PM PDT by whereasandsoforth (Second Amendment Spoken Here)
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To: PDR

and again we prove the difference between Pubs and Dem are morals...a conservative bases his politics on his morals...a liberal bases his morals on his politics..end justifies the means thinking and its all about ME!


18 posted on 09/16/2004 7:46:08 PM PDT by M-cubed
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To: Young Werther

That's really disgusting.


19 posted on 09/16/2004 7:46:36 PM PDT by MCH
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To: PDR
Other differences between that exist between the parties, the research showed, include the fact that Democrats, by 33 percent to 24 percent, say they enjoy their sex lives more than Republicans -- which may be because, again, according to research, Republicans are less likely to cheat on their significant other.

Perhaps Republicans are simply less likely than Democrats to be sexually exhibitionist posers who proclaim their amazing sex lives to all in order to distract attention away from the fact that their sex-filled lives are lacking in real love.

20 posted on 09/16/2004 7:47:21 PM PDT by AQGeiger (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: PDR

that sounds pretty accurate considering the clinton administration made off with 400,000 dollars worth of white house stuff.

wonder if they took towels


21 posted on 09/16/2004 7:48:09 PM PDT by thirteen stars
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To: PDR

I suspect that republicans enjoy sex as much as democrats, but they are less likely to divulge this to some a**hole calling them up for a phone survey.


22 posted on 09/16/2004 7:48:16 PM PDT by orangelobster
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To: PDR

Wonder what the percentages are for forging documents?


23 posted on 09/16/2004 7:52:27 PM PDT by speedy
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To: PDR
Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans

Quite believable if you have ever spent more than 10 minutes at DU.

24 posted on 09/16/2004 7:54:22 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: PDR
My wife and I enjoyed the sex, but we did not steal the towels.
We left them tied to the bedframe, is all.
25 posted on 09/16/2004 7:54:59 PM PDT by Snake65 (Osama Bin Decomposing)
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To: PDR
I believe the article meant to say,

"A New York advertising firm said its research shows Democrats are more likely than Republicans to steal towels from hotels but enjoy anal sex more than GOPers."

26 posted on 09/16/2004 7:55:07 PM PDT by Publius (Digital Minuteman)
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To: PDR

whats with this childish arguement they always use about repubs being sexually repressed?


27 posted on 09/16/2004 7:56:24 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: PDR

HOW could they report ANYTHING on DEMS? They are for the most part pathological liars!


28 posted on 09/16/2004 7:58:10 PM PDT by goodnesswins (VICTORY...........brings peace.)
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To: PDR

First, what a waste of money.
Second, we already knew the democrats motto is "we lie, we cheat, we steal".


29 posted on 09/16/2004 7:58:36 PM PDT by danman27 (Just like a democrat to bring a knife to a gun fight!)
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To: All

Of course we don't enjoy sex as much as Democrats. Don't they realize how stressful it is to please three fabulous babes at a time, night after night?


30 posted on 09/16/2004 7:59:36 PM PDT by Hank All-American (Free Men, Free Minds, Free Markets baby!)
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To: PDR
Finally, 58 percent of people who never speak to their parents are Democrats, while only 16 percent are Republicans.

Maybe most of those 58% don't speak to their parents because their parents don't want to speak to them!

31 posted on 09/16/2004 8:04:11 PM PDT by Mannaggia l'America
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To: VisualizeSmallerGovernment

Good one.


32 posted on 09/16/2004 8:08:02 PM PDT by Hank All-American (Free Men, Free Minds, Free Markets baby!)
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To: PDR
Yes...but sex with what?
33 posted on 09/16/2004 8:20:23 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Vietnam veteran against Jean-France Kerry.)
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To: My2Cents

I think the more accurate assumption is that more Dims say that sex is the most important thing in their lives.


34 posted on 09/16/2004 8:23:33 PM PDT by metalcor
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To: metalcor

That could be it. Democrats' top priorities -- a toss up between beer and sex.


35 posted on 09/16/2004 10:19:31 PM PDT by My2Cents (http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
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To: My2Cents

Been there, done that.......in fact, now that I think about it......But I still wouldn't vote for Kerry.


37 posted on 09/16/2004 10:44:37 PM PDT by metalcor
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