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To: kristinn
Here are the latest DUmmie FUnnies on the subject of Memogate. BTW, it is getting a lot harder now to mine these nuggest because even the DUmmies are embarrassed by this plus the deloooosional paranoia by many over there that it is all a KARL ROVE plot. Therefore there are currently far fewer posts on this topic. You can see my own comments enclosed in the [brackets].

The Republican talking points for the past day-and-a-half has been: Rather needs to be fired. Some couch it within the context of CBS's credibility, but the bottom line is the same. They want to end Rather's career. "Here's how we play hardball in Texas," etc. To do so would send a chill down the spin of any investigative reporter that came sniffing around the administration in the future. A clear attempt to quiet the so-called free press.

[Yet another rightwing plot to keep progressive reporters from using honest "forgery" to attack the fascists!!!]

I wish Rather would do a story on the kangaroo court he's being subjected to.

["This is Dan Rather reporting and tonight I am doing a special story about the rightwing cabal attacking me for merely using forged documents. COURAGE!"]

If firing a newsperson gives a news organization credibility ... Faux News would have to fire their entire organization.

[I say FIRE everybody at FOX News and replace them with experienced forgers!]

Rather will fight and win. Let them waste their time and energy. He is the top journalist and doesn't have to kiss anyone's ass.

[Dan already has your head up his ass.]

Look. Rather could clear all this up in five minutes. He could: 1) provide the original document and have it examined by a panel of neutral experts or 2) At least provide a generalized description of the source. ("Sources close to ____________") would suffice nicely. This method is used all the time to provide information without divulging the identify of the source, yet for some reason, CBS won't even do that.

[What? Do I detect a slight bit of rationality on this DUmmie Board? I say BAN this poster!!!]

Well, since Rather and CBS seem to be the last hold-out of "fair and balanced", it's no wonder that the conservatives are screaming for action. I STILL think that CBS was set up. And it smells like Rove to me.

[Absolutely! Karl Rove secretly flew to Austin, TX in an SR=71 spy plane. Then he faxed forged documents to CBS from the local Kinkos and flew back to Washington without anybody knowing he was gone. Devious. Sneaky. A typical ROVIAN plot!!!]

I wrote a letter of support to Dan Rather and recieved a nice responce from CBS: Thank you for taking the time to write. Your support is appreciated. As you can imagine, we've been inundated with negative emails. It's refreshing to hear from a viewer such as yourself. We strive for the highest level of journalistic integrity and will continue to do so, no matter what the cost. A free society demands free, unmuzzled media expression. Selena, CBS Evening News

["Thank you for taking the time to write. Your blind support is appreciated. As you can imagine we've been inundated with negative e-mails from rightwing fascists. It is refreshing to to hear from a clueless viewer such as yourself. We strive for the highest level of journalistic forgery and will continue to do so, no matter what the cost to our veracity. A free society demands free unmuzzled media forgery. Dan R.---SeeBS Evening News."]

Dan Rather knows who Karl Rove is. The biggest weakness with a person like Rove is that they always assume everyone else is an idiot. I wonder if Karl isn't the fly in the web this time, too.

[And Dan Rather probably knows that Karl Rove is the evil genius behind Global Warming. Our Danny Boy is on to all the devious Rovian plots. There's no fooling him!]

Rather is going to raise the ratings on 60MIN 11. And he couldn't find a better way as far as I am concerned.

[That was a genius idea of Rather to use forged documents to boost his ratings. Way to go, Dan!]

Maybe it's because I've watched a poker tournament, but I think Dan Rather is playing a little "Texas Hold 'Em" with everyone. In the face of all the controversy with the documents, he's been suspiciously calm. I don't believe he's dealt his trump cards yet. Either he CAN prove that the docs are genuine, or he can prove that someone tried to set him up. Or maybe he has additional evidence that will definitively seal Bush's fate.

[Or maybe he is waiting to prove that the Hitler Diaries are real or...or maybe Dan Rather is just waiting for you to pull your head out of his butt.]

5 posted on 09/17/2004 2:09:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (What's the Forgery, Dan!!!???)
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To: PJ-Comix

GAWED- let me get this straight,,,

The DUmmies are accusing Karl Rove of a secret plot to improve Blather's ratings?

They are so insane and stupid they are scary,,truly.

6 posted on 09/17/2004 2:14:05 PM PDT by austinaero
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To: PJ-Comix

I don't want The Dan to be fired. He's perfect right where he is, continuing to undermine CBS' credibility. Consider him to be akin to Col. Klink leading Stalag 13. If they got rid of him, then they might intall someone competent/credible in his place.

I'm perfectly happy merely exposing CBS for what it is and leaving their current lead anchor as its poster-child. Besides, he's too ugly to be a martyr and all of the Lord of the Rings movies have been completed [he'd have made a great Orc].

You can try and flush him, but he'll just bob up somewhere else.

30 posted on 09/17/2004 3:52:20 PM PDT by walford (
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To: PJ-Comix

Excellent Fisking, BTW.

Accusing Rove, et al. of a plot to raise CBS's ratings? Reminds me of the charge that the impeachment of Clinton was AN ATTEMPTED COUP ... which ... would have put Gore in office ... and almost certainly led to a Gore victory in 2000 ... Ah yes ... LSD-flashback logic ...

153 posted on 09/21/2004 4:37:43 PM PDT by pogo101
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