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Bwaaaaahaaaaa! My new favorite Soccer Kerry picture just released by Reuters!
Reuters via Yahoo! ^ | 9/17/2004

Posted on 09/17/2004 2:29:00 PM PDT by dead



TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: caption; dork; dorkhead; kerry; napalminthemorning; whatadork
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1 posted on 09/17/2004 2:29:00 PM PDT by dead
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To: dead

That really is LoL funny!


2 posted on 09/17/2004 2:29:38 PM PDT by EllaMinnow (Dan would RATHER lie.)
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To: mylife

You're gonna love this one!


3 posted on 09/17/2004 2:29:47 PM PDT by ozaukeemom (From one of my 13 yr old's friends"If Kerry is the question, the answer is Stupid")
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To: dead
This one ain't half bad either:


4 posted on 09/17/2004 2:29:58 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

What did someone whip a soccer ball at his head as he was leaving a plane?


5 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:00 PM PDT by xcullen (DC Conservative)
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To: dead

Somebody gonna be unemployed for this one.


6 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:22 PM PDT by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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To: dead

Look at that grill, it's like he's part chipmunk or something.


7 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:24 PM PDT by AlexPKeaton04 (Moore and Kerry Please move to France)
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To: dead

Gee, I hope he gets that tumor removed soon. Looks painful.


8 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:27 PM PDT by pbear8 (Union thugs make three year olds cry - film at 11)
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To: dead

Very few pictures make me laugh out loud and scare the cat. This is one!


9 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:35 PM PDT by netmilsmom (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: dead

This is sooooo funny! What a dork!!! CAPTIONS! CAPTIONS!!


10 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:51 PM PDT by Uncledave
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To: dead

The doctor asks, "whats wrong?" Soccer ball says, "It started out a pimple on my butt!"


11 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:51 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Dan Rather don't need no stinkin facts, he is a journalist and therefore above reproach.)
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To: dead

What the fudge is he doing?


12 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:53 PM PDT by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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To: dead

Wonder who "intentially leaked" this one.

VRWC.. yup.. VRWC.


13 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:55 PM PDT by BoBToMatoE
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To: dead
keep this dork off the runway. What a buffoon
14 posted on 09/17/2004 2:30:59 PM PDT by Dr Snide (vis pacem, para bellum - Prepare for war if you want peace)
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To: dead

OMG! LOL!


15 posted on 09/17/2004 2:31:00 PM PDT by CounterCounterCulture (America works best without union pests --- UNION NO!)
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To: dead
THIS IS HOW I INTERTAINED THE COMMUNIST NORTH VIETNAMESE AND THE COMMUNIST VIET CONG WHEN I WENT TO PARIS TWICE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT HOW I CAN BE A TRAITOR TO AMERICA


16 posted on 09/17/2004 2:31:32 PM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider (((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)))
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To: dead

OMG!!!!


17 posted on 09/17/2004 2:31:52 PM PDT by Dog
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To: dead

LOL, just showed my daughter who plays soccer, says "what a retard"! (she is 16)


18 posted on 09/17/2004 2:31:59 PM PDT by Just mythoughts
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To: dead

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA... I can't stop laughing at this one!

What a moron!!

19 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:05 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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To: dead
doot

20 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:07 PM PDT by dubie
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To: dead

No fair!

You didn't put up the Doofus Alert!!!! and now I'm ROFLMAO!


21 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:24 PM PDT by TomGuy (His VN crumbling, he says 'move on'. So now, John Kerry is running on Bob KerrEy's Senate record.)
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To: dead

"Shoulda taken metamucil!"


22 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:31 PM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: dead
Eeeewwwww. That's gonna have to be lanced!
23 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:50 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Miss Free Republic High School-1986)
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To: dead

This one is better...it looks like Kerry doing what he does best...$h!tting in his pants!!!


24 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:51 PM PDT by Heff ("Liberty is not America's gift to the world, it's the Almighty's gift to humanity" GW Bush 4/12/04)
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To: So Cal Rocket

Look out Barney Frank is coming up behind you!


25 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:51 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 ("It Takes A Zippo To Raze A Village: The John Kerry Story")
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To: dead
Displaying his design for a "Crown for the President of the 21st Century", John Kerry once again called on all citizens to also remember, that "beneath this crown, I have a great head of hair."
26 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:57 PM PDT by theDentist ("John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute.")
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To: dead

The circus is in town!


27 posted on 09/17/2004 2:32:57 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: dead

Is he taking a dump?


28 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:01 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Dan Rather don't need no stinkin facts, he is a journalist and therefore above reproach.)
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To: dead

"Wilson!!!"
http://img.slate.msn.com/media/103000/103232/CastAway_wilson.jpg

Damn, how do you pull in an image to a post? Somebody please teach me.


29 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:15 PM PDT by Uncledave
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To: dead

This is John. He woke up this morning with something on his mind. (with apologies to the ad people at VW)


30 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:19 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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To: dead

He can "head" a soccer ball, but can't catch a football.

'Nuf said.


31 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:20 PM PDT by Redbob
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To: dead
Do you want this man to be President of the United States?"

32 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:20 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: dead

OMG...The Dork out does himself every single time he gets near sporting equipment (and space hardware).


33 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:21 PM PDT by Normal4me
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To: Just mythoughts
LOL, just showed my daughter who plays soccer, says "what a retard"! (she is 16)

A political opinion as only a 16 year old could express it. How funny!

34 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:36 PM PDT by BearCub
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To: dead
Relevance | Date
  1. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry does a cheer with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac prior to a campaign event in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos (far L) for under-privledged children aged 5 years and up. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION
    Reuters - 5 minutes ago


  2. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry heads a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac during a campaign stop in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos for under-privledged children, aged 5 years and up. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION
    Reuters - 12 minutes ago


  3. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry heads a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION
    Reuters - 14 minutes ago


  4. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kicks heads a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION
    Reuters - 17 minutes ago


  5. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kicks around a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION
    Reuters - 25 minutes ago


  6. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kicks around a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION
    Reuters - 31 minutes ago


  7. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kicks around a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION
    Reuters - 29 minutes ago


  8. Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, is greeted the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
    AP - 28 minutes ago


  9. Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, heads the soccer ball as he plays with the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
    AP - 43 minutes ago


  10. Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, kicks the soccer ball with the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
    AP - 44 minutes ago


  11. Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, is greeted by the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. Behind Kerry is founder and coach Edgar Campos. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
    AP - 37 minutes ago


  12. Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, kicks the soccer ball with the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
    AP - 40 minutes ago

35 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:42 PM PDT by dennisw (There)
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To: Viet-Boat-Rider

"Hey! Wanna see my impersonation of the Epcot Center?"


36 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:45 PM PDT by Pete'sWife (Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
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To: CounterCounterCulture

By the time he's done, Kerry will be able to have his own "Favorite Stupid Videos" show. It'll be on for years. It's sub-title will be "Girlie-Man".


37 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:49 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: dead

Who is responsible for releasing these pictures, a Clinton mole in the Kerry campaign?


38 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:50 PM PDT by Bahbah
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To: Conspiracy Guy

That is funny ...real funny.. Made my day.


39 posted on 09/17/2004 2:33:56 PM PDT by Rik0Shay
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To: pbear8

Isn't that the same tumor the Great Leader Kim Il Sung had on his head?


40 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:03 PM PDT by Kokojmudd
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To: dead
Kerry/Edwards -- America Headed in the Wrong Direction
41 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:03 PM PDT by mikrofon ('Best check that ball for Botox...)
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Anyone here know if JFK (the original) always wore a pink tie? I just have a feeling that's why his imposter always has one on.


42 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:08 PM PDT by kasparik
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To: Conspiracy Guy
THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN I TAKE A DUMP ON VIETNAM VETERANS


43 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:10 PM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider (((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)))
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To: dead

LOL...I walked away and came back to take a second look... still chuckling


44 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:12 PM PDT by not_apathetic_anymore
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To: dead; Bacon Man; humblegunner

. . . the HELL?


45 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:29 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Tears are running from my eyes, and believe me they're NOT tears of sorrow.

"It started out a pimple on my butt!" BWHAHAHAHA!


46 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:36 PM PDT by mplsconservative (Part of the proud pajamahadeen since April 2003!)
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To: dead
Explains a lot...

Doctors have said excessive execution of headers can cause brain damage.

47 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:37 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: dead
Shouldn't he be doing that in a bathroom?
48 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:40 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Molon Labe! FMCDH!)
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From the same people who brought you B-Ball Gore and Bowling for Pantsuits...



49 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:50 PM PDT by CounterCounterCulture (Remember, name and town, name and town, if you wish to opine)
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To: dead

50 posted on 09/17/2004 2:34:54 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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