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CBS defense of Rather hints at bigger story [Freeper Buckhead Scoops Rather!]
SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST ^ | September 19, 2004 | MARK STEYN

Posted on 09/18/2004 2:41:25 AM PDT by elhombrelibre

CBS defense of Rather hints at bigger story

September 19, 2004

BY MARK STEYN SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST

Of all the loopy statements made by Dan Rather in the 10 days since he decided to throw his career away, my favorite is this, from Dan's interview with the Washington Post on Thursday:

''If the documents are not what we were led to believe, I'd like to break that story.''

Hel-looooo? Earth to the Lost Planet of Ratheria: You can't ''break that story.'' A guy called ''Buckhead'' did that, on the Free Republic Web site a couple of hours after you and your money-no-object resources-a-go-go ''60 Minutes'' crew attempted to pass off four obvious Microsoft Word documents as authentic 1972 typewritten memos about Bush's skipping latrine duty in the Spanish-American War, or whatever it was.

The following day Charles Johnson of the Little Green Footballs Web site drove a stake through your phony '70s memos by overlaying them with modern MS Word documents, whose automatic word wrap is amazingly an exact match with Lt. Col. Killian's ''typewriter.'' And every document expert agreed with Johnson your memos are junk, including your own analysts.

By now just about everybody on the planet also thinks they're junk, except for that dwindling number of misguided people who watch the ''CBS Evening News'' under the misapprehension that it's a news broadcast rather than a new unreality show in which a cocooned anchor, his floundering news division and some feeble executives are trapped on their own isle of delusion and can't figure out a way to vote themselves off it.

So the only story you're in a position to break right now is: ''Late-Breaking News. Veteran Newsman Announces He's Recovered His Marbles.'' And, if last week's anything to go by, you're in no hurry to do that.

Instead, Dan keeps demanding Bush respond to the ''serious questions'' raised by his fake memos. ''With respect, Mr. President,'' he droned the other day, ''answer the questions.'' The president would love to, but he's doubled up with laughter.

I was prepared to cut the poor old buffoon some slack a week ago. But Dan's performance has grown progressively more outrageous, to the point where it's hard not to conclude he's colluding in the perpetuation of a massive if ludicrous fraud. Dan's been play-acting at being a reporter for so many years now -- the suspenders, the loosened tie, and all the other stuff that would look great if he were auditioning for a cheesy dinner-theater revival of ''The Front Page''; the over-the-top intros: ''Bob Schieffer, one of the best hard-nosed reporters in the business, has been working his sources. What have you managed to uncover for us, Bob?'', after which Bob reads out a DNC press release. Dan's been doing all this so long he doesn't seem to realize the news isn't just a show.

Round about the middle of last week, he was reduced to shoring up his collapsing fantasy with Bill Glennon, a Cliff Claven figure who was a typewriter repairman in the '70s. But, because every other CBS expert had abandoned Dan's sunk ship, Bill suddenly found himself upgraded to ''document expert.'' This guy's been insisting that you could produce Dan's bogus memos on a 1972 IBM typewriter: ''The Model D had a lever that when pushed put a rubber stopper in front of the keys so they did not strike the paper. You centered the paper using the paper scale, put the carriage on the middle mark of the front index scale, typed your heading and then made note of the number it stopped on. You then moved the carriage back to the corresponding number on the left side of the index scale and retyped your heading and . . .''

Yeah, right. Every time I want to type a memo saying Bush is unfit to be president, that's what I do, too. Look, if Dan thinks this guy's theory is correct, let's put him and his IBM Model D and me and my computer in a room at CBS News for an hour and see which one of us emerges with the closest replicas of these four documents. I'll give him ten thousand bucks for every memo he reproduces exactly, and round it up to an even 50 grand if he gets all four right.

Any takers, CBS?

So the question now is why won't Dan and Co. just admit their docs are crocks and let it go? On Wednesday, CBS News head honcho Andrew Heyward, in a slippery statement, announced that ''we established to our satisfaction that the memos were accurate.'' Note that word: not ''genuine'' but ''accurate'' -- i.e., if Lt. Col. Killian had had one of those IBM Model Ds and been willing to remove the carriage return and replace it with a rubber stopper on the front index scale while turning the crank, etc., these are the memos he would have written. Rather and Heyward are adopting the rogue-cop defense: The evidence is planted, but the guy's still guilty. Or as the New York Times' headline put it: ''Memos On Bush Are Fake But Accurate.''

Why has CBS News decided it would rather debauch its brand and treat its audience like morons than simply admit their hoax? For Dan Rather? I doubt it. Hurricane Dan looks like he's been hit by one. He's still standing, just about, but, like a battered double-wide, more and more panels are falling off every day. No one would destroy three-quarters of a century of audience trust and goodwill for one shattered anachronism of an anchorman, would they?

As the network put it last week, ''In accordance with longstanding journalistic ethics, CBS News is not prepared to reveal its confidential sources or the method by which '60 Minutes' Wednesday received the documents.'' But, once they admit the documents are fake, they can no longer claim ''journalistic ethics'' as an excuse to protect their source. There's no legal or First Amendment protection afforded to a man who peddles a fraud. You'd think CBS would be mad as hell to find whoever it was who stitched them up and made them look idiots.

So why aren't they? The only reasonable conclusion is that the source -- or trail of sources -- is even more incriminating than the fake documents. Why else would Heyward and Rather allow the CBS news division to commit slow, public suicide?

Whatever other lessons are drawn from this, we ought at least to acknowledge that the privileged position accorded to ''official'' media and the restrictions placed on the citizenry by McCain-Feingold campaign finance reform are wholly unwarranted.

As for Heyward and Rather, the other day I came across a rare memo from April 20, 1653, typed on a 17th century prototype of the IBM Selectric. It's Oliver Cromwell's words to England's Long Parliament:

''You have sat too long for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!''


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 60minutes; cbs; cbsnews; danrather; marksteyn; rather; rathergate
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To: elhombrelibre
A Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Practicing The Politics of Personal Destruction.

No Controlling Legal Authority!

81 posted on 09/18/2004 4:38:52 AM PDT by johnb838 (Let them all go naked for a while, at least the kids - Maria Theresa Somoes Feirra Heinz Kerry)
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To: Dog

where is it? can you post the link?


82 posted on 09/18/2004 4:39:02 AM PDT by andyandval (I actually thought my tagline was clever before I didn't think so.)
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To: andyandval
Memogate
83 posted on 09/18/2004 4:40:13 AM PDT by Dog ( i)
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To: Dog

never mind. sorry


84 posted on 09/18/2004 4:41:07 AM PDT by andyandval (I actually thought my tagline was clever before I didn't think so.)
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To: elhombrelibre
Great post! Lots of fun to read. I think Dan ought to get a hold of Kenneth for a frequency check because it's clear they've changed Dan's frequency but forgot to tell him. I can't stand Dan and, though it's probably some sort of sin to enjoy someone's suffering, I'm having a great time!

I loved Limbaugh talking about this. Like he was saying, try that in court. "Sure the evidence is fake, but that doesn't mean he's not guilty." Judges love that. But the question remains: Why would See B.S. sacrifice its reputation on this? Why defend a lie?

Also interesting to note the White House response...as in, no response.

85 posted on 09/18/2004 4:42:40 AM PDT by GBA
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To: GBA

Kenneth would have to work at DNC HQ to give Dan the frequency, which he would gladly take. Talk about a mindnumbe robot. That's Dan Rather, DNC robot.


86 posted on 09/18/2004 4:46:44 AM PDT by elhombrelibre
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To: johnb838


And the biggest jihadist of all is George Soros. What a great day if we could bring down Rather and Soros in one fell swoop!


87 posted on 09/18/2004 4:47:45 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: elhombrelibre
"The only reasonable conclusion is that the source -- or trail of sources -- is even more incriminating than the fake documents. Why else would Heyward and Rather allow the CBS news division to commit slow, public suicide?"

Painfully obvious bump!

88 posted on 09/18/2004 4:49:20 AM PDT by thoughtomator ("With 64 days left, John Kerry still has time to change his mind 4 or 5 more times" - Rudy Giuliani)
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To: dawn53
Exactly, they aren't covering for a disgrutled ex-guardsman who has it in for Bush. The only explanation for the cover-up is that they are protecting the "big fish" up the food chain of the DNC.

I agree. CBS would toss the lowly Burkitt to the wolves in a heartbeat. They would have every plausible reason to do so. No. Their stonewalling means the risk/benefit ratio implicates someone MUCH higher up! My gut says this is the denouement, Phase I. And sometimes, historically, you can just get the lucky break. I mean, generally nobody knew there was that wildcard tape recorder in the oval office during Watergate. Who could have imagined the carefully preserved "blue dress" DNA repository?

89 posted on 09/18/2004 4:50:00 AM PDT by lainde (Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!)
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To: dawn53
Exactly, they aren't covering for a disgruntled ex-guardsman who has it in for Bush. The only explanation for the cover-up is that they are protecting the "big fish" up the food chain of the DNC

I think you have it nailed...don't believe Burkett actually did the forgery...he wouldn't have made the obvious mistakes in military terminology. Also one of the doc's uses the word "billets" to explain a personnel position..not an Army term. That term is only used by Navy and USMC folks. If I may hazard a guess the doc's themselves were cooked up by the DNC by a pimply faced DNC staffer overseen by someone who may have been an EM in the Navy or USMC.... But of course Lurch was a Navy guy and maybe the big fish himself did the final editing...that would explain Rather falling on his own spear. Given the Dim's campaign tactics so far the answer probably lies in looking for the most ignorant avenue that the Dumbcrat's could take. That will lead to the "Yellow brick road" and the big house at the end......

90 posted on 09/18/2004 4:50:10 AM PDT by RVN Airplane Driver (www.RealHeroesVoices.com....see the real John Kerry)
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To: GBA
Also interesting to note the White House response...as in, no response.

Why should they respond? They're having too much fun watching CBS turn into a slow-motion train wreck!

But if they respond, then that sets things up for diverting attention away from the forgeries

91 posted on 09/18/2004 4:51:14 AM PDT by SauronOfMordor (That which does not kill me had better be able to run away damn fast.)
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To: igoramus987
Lets trackdown the sources.
Just as these documents were originally outted by a freeper, I have no doubt that there good freepers on the trail of this right now.

The rest of us, on the sidelines, can do our part by helping those who are proving Kerry is a fraud.

92 posted on 09/18/2004 4:51:40 AM PDT by samtheman (www.swiftvets.com)
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To: beyond the sea

Indeed, I can send you the hard copy if you want, though I'm pretty sure they still have that up on their web site.


93 posted on 09/18/2004 4:51:43 AM PDT by thoughtomator ("With 64 days left, John Kerry still has time to change his mind 4 or 5 more times" - Rudy Giuliani)
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To: RVN Airplane Driver

Interesting points. I envision Kerry in his PJ's writing up the memo and thinking he's so smart. We'll get Robert Redford to play Kerry in the movie. Buckhead will have to play Woodward and Bernstein since no one in the MSM is willing to be them in real life.


94 posted on 09/18/2004 4:54:16 AM PDT by elhombrelibre
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To: elhombrelibre

I'd like to break that story.


95 posted on 09/18/2004 4:54:21 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: elhombrelibre

FABULOUS BUT ACCURATE


96 posted on 09/18/2004 4:55:53 AM PDT by Stallone (Warrior Freepers Rule The Earth)
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To: Aquinasfan

Remember Dan Rather used that line: "I'd like to break that story." The only thing he's breaking is wind.


97 posted on 09/18/2004 4:56:50 AM PDT by elhombrelibre
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To: beyond the sea
Or as the New York Times' headline put it: "Memos On Bush Are Fake But Accurate."

It is Accurate that the documents are Fake!

98 posted on 09/18/2004 5:03:13 AM PDT by bygolly
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To: elhombrelibre
Andrew Heyward, in a slippery statement, announced that ''we established to our satisfaction that the memos were accurate.'' Note that word: not ''genuine'' but ''accurate''

I heard Rather refer to the documents as "recreations."

99 posted on 09/18/2004 5:04:04 AM PDT by alnick (US forces armed with what? Spitballs??)
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To: samtheman
The rest of us, on the sidelines, can do our part by helping those who are proving Kerry is a fraud.

Kerry is going to be hurting in October. The Swift Vets have so much in reserve that they can hit him with something new every couple of days, it is not funny.
100 posted on 09/18/2004 5:05:10 AM PDT by igoramus987
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