[governsleastgovernsbest]

Let us know if there is a Jimmy Swaggert moment.

If CBS airs footage of Dan easing his pain with a lady of the night in a cheap motel, be assured that I will immediately post it!

[Steven W.]

I did not have journalistic relations with that source, Max Cleland.

Signed,

Dan Rather

(as forged by Bill Burkett)

[BunnySlippers]

I will settle for Dan breaking down in tears begging phony forgiveness from the camera.