All they'd have to do is stop by the fresh fruit aisle at their local supermarket.
On another note, it was inevitable that this kind of internecine warfare would break out at CBS, as people scramble to protect their reputations and exploit the situation to advance their careers, settle old scores, etc.
Since most of the CBS stars are well past retirement age, its in Kroft's interest to see them kicked aside. Go Steve !
At least "Lucy Ramirez" doesn't sound as fishy as "Heywood Jablome"......