The Kerry Tongue Flick - Complete with photos

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[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Roll Over Gene Simmons

Are we the only ones to have noticed how often John Kerry pushes his tongue out of his mouth when he speaks? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

We were watching a recording of Kerry's appearance on Letterman and actually found ourselves distracted by the constant flicking and probing of the senator's red yahzik.

We eventually decided to take a few screenshots and post them up. Trying to take screenshots at first was like a game of whack-a-mole. But after a while there was a certain zen to it all -- we could feel when it was going to appear.

We were busy. Ninety-four times it popped out! And that's not counting the rebound-wags, tooth-probes, lip-diggers, half-rollers, split-flips, or even any biting-curls! An animated gif would have been too big, so we put together this instead... (Don't get confused! That actually is his tongue, not his bottom lip.)

posted by The Recycler at 6:31 AM

[BoBToMatoE]

HISSSSSSSSSSS. Look, its forked! :)

[tioga]

LOL, funny post.

[Quilla]

Dang girl, that's just plain nasty.

[js1138]

What was the TV show? "V" or something?

[rhombus]

What an ugly bug catcher! The tongue is repulsive too.

[cripplecreek]

That has to be one of the most disgusting things Ive seen in a long time.

[AmericanMade1776]

Kerry is a licker and a pointer....what are the chances?

[FesterUSMC]

Duhhhhhh!!!^

[exile]

That's how Fn' Kerry made his billions.

(I'm sorry, that was nasty, but hilarious)

[tertiary01]

I like the ones when his eyes are closed!! He looks catatonic.

[stainlessbanner]

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[EllaMinnow]

Of course he does. That's what all lizards do!

[50sDad]

Did you ever see the TV Series "V" (The Visitors?) I swear, I expect some infiltratior to come up and rip off the human mask and reveal the lizard underneath!

[camle]

isn't constantly licking one's lips a sign of drug abuse?

[Quilla]

I love this line:

Trying to take screenshots at first was like a game of whack-a-mole. But after a while there was a certain zen to it all -- we could feel when it was going to appear.

[OXENinFLA]

BLALAWAWAWAWAWAWW...................

[uncitizen]

Ewww!

[LakeLady]

his tongue is kinda short, isn't it?
Guess he can't do much else with it.

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

Gross.

[ErnBatavia]

Great stuff! For quite some time I've been referring to that little quirk of his as "that old lady chewing kinda thing"...

[Michael Goldsberry]

[Endeavor]

He does it in that 1971 video before the Senate.

It just makes my skin crawl, but then, all things Kerry has that affect on me.

[goarmy]

Very, very funny. Thanks.

[SavageRepublican]

GIANT SKINK ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

[mel]

Could it be tardive dyskinesia?

[tertiary01]

Naah, it might mean he is taking one of millions of drugs that cause dry mouth.

[snappat]

actually, kerry licks his lips very often. police use that as a tell tale sign of when someone is lying....

[Clump]

That is funny! Man he looks uncomfortable.

[truthandlife]

Maybe he is making sure his dentures are still in.

[ez2muz]

"...at first was like a game of whack-a-mole. But after a while there was a certain zen to it all -- we could feel when it was going to appear."

LOL !

Good job!

[Dad2Angels]

It's what Scotch drinkers do after a few or four. or five.

[EllaMinnow]

My cat ate a skink. They both died.

[GretchenM]

Trying to take screenshots at first was like a game of whack-a-mole

LOL

[somerville]

"Isn't constantly licking one's lips a sign of drug use ?"

Yes, and it's also a sign of nervousness.

[ruoflaw]

I never noticed this until recently and I think it is getting worse!

[Chieftain]

That's what Tah-ray-za likes!!

[Redbob]

The botox no doubt makes his lips dry...

[codyjacksmom]

ROTFLMAO!!!! Only problem is...no one would "pay" for that tongue!!!! eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

[EUPHORIC]

Man! Yuck! I've got palm sized African Emporer Scorpions that present a prettier face when eating a cricket legs and all then Kerry does at his best!

[FesterUSMC]

I remember watching that show when i was a kid... pretty creepy lol

[benjaminjjones]

Where's the BARF ALERT! ?

[camle]

one would think that after more than 20 years of public speaking that he wouldn't be nervous?

[Spackidagoosh]

Yup...Psychology 101. Especially when you lick your lip while looking down and to the left.

[RandallFlagg]

"I'll shoot that off for ya."

[Redcloak]

He suffers from a terrible case of dry mouth. It comes from constantly licking his finger to see which way the wind is blowing.

[Taliesan]

Just fascinating. We cannot elect a president who has a rogue tongue.

[Lorraine]

You're freeping hilarious! Can some enterprising freeper put together a streaming video?

[danamco]

His forehead sure could use some of our safe excellent Botox in a tube!!!

[BlueHorseShoe]

OMG! I have noticed this and it creeps me out. As a woman I find Kerry so incredibly UGLY. Wait...make that, YEWGLY with a capital "U". (Rhymes like "W" for "wrong"...hehe.)

I always think he should be saying, "I'll have some fava beans with that and a nice Chianti...fh, fh, fh, fh, fh."