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Communists For Kerry Take Over CBS Building
Communist For Kerry ^
| 23 Sep 04
| By The Politbureau
Posted on 09/23/2004 6:18:46 PM PDT by NavVet
Immediately, Communists for Kerry implements the following new changes in management
CBS is renamed "Communist Broadcasting System." The inadequacy of Nielson Rating system is replaced with the more advanced Capt. Smersh system with the remarkable result of a consistent 100% approval rating. These changes allow for a culturally superior fall line up of TV shows on CBS.
(Excerpt) Read more at communistsforkerry.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cbs; commiesforkerry; communist; communistsforkerry; dncbs; kerry; rather
The Party comes to Rather's rescue.
posted on 09/23/2004 6:18:46 PM PDT
I thought they did that months ago.
To: Slings and Arrows
posted on 09/23/2004 6:24:55 PM PDT
Where is Lenin? I expected him to appropriate the anchor chair tonight. George Bush should personally call and thank officer smerch, che and rosa for single handedly bumping the poll numbers up by 7 or 8 points.
Don't give up your day job for that website. Satire is not your strong suit.
posted on 09/23/2004 6:27:29 PM PDT
LOL!!!...well, one thing for sure we can depend on in the old standard of the communist guard...forgery was and apparently still is their weapon of choice. Actually, Hillary Clinton was the last one to try it on all of her husbands political enemies.
However, thankfully, Freepers, Bloggers and Right Wing Talkers happily stand ready to verbally and by the power of the written word punch these commie characters in the nose each and every time they slip back into their old despicably corrupted commie ways.
It's a brand new century, although, young, we are fiercely independent and free!
posted on 09/23/2004 6:28:05 PM PDT
(Go Team BUSH--Bush Doctrine--A Weapon of Mass Terrorist Destruction!)
This has got to be old, old news. The folly of Walter Cronkite in preposterously but convincingly misreporting the disastrous Tet Offensive of 1968 as a Democratic [North] Vietnamese (Viet Cong) victory exposed the true identity of the Communist Broadcasting System (CBS).
posted on 09/23/2004 6:30:04 PM PDT
(President Kerry would have our enemies partying like it's 1969, when Kerry first committed treason.)
You had me going ... it's a SPOOF website!
posted on 09/23/2004 6:31:28 PM PDT
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
Power to the People! Workers Unite! LOL!!!
I love these guys. I feel humor is a very effective weapon. It points out how ridicious some people can be and opens peoples minds.
Thanks for the post!
To: Arnold Zephel
posted on 09/23/2004 6:43:09 PM PDT
("The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself.)
Power to the people. Power to the people.
Power to the people. Power to the people. RIGHT on.
I just have to get me one of your CommunistsForKerry Bumper stickers! I also want to get a "Kerry/Edwards/Rather" bumper sticker.
it's a SPOOF website!
I've been following their website for awhile now. They hang out in NYC. They're a hoot!!!
Their best stories are on how liberals will hang on their every word totally oblivious to the fact that they are mocking them. They remind me of the Protest Warriors (without a belly-button girl).
posted on 09/23/2004 6:48:56 PM PDT
BTW, is that "180,000,000 corpses" accurate? Almost sounds reasonable, but, wow.
posted on 09/23/2004 6:56:49 PM PDT
( Dan Ranter: "We don't need no STINKIN' INTERNAL INVESTIGATION.")
Typo. It's Right ARM.
posted on 09/23/2004 7:25:13 PM PDT
by Mike Fieschko
("Daddy, are there bad men on your planes?")
They remind me of the Protest Warriors (without a belly-button girl).
Sad, but true.
On the bright side though, they have Che & Fidel.
posted on 09/23/2004 8:20:47 PM PDT
(The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
Sad, but true
Why do you say that?
They are both anti-progessive groups using sarcasm to mock liberals.
Oh... Oops. Never mind. Maybe they could get an Eva Braun, Evita Peron or Margaret Sanger with cleavage to join their ranks?
Better yet a Hillary. (Pppleease....no cleavage there.)
posted on 09/23/2004 9:07:53 PM PDT
They are actually affiliated with the protest warriors.
posted on 09/23/2004 10:11:26 PM PDT
(Kerry, follow me no closer than 1000 yards, or I'll teach you what a real purple heart is. -T.Peck)
People will still think of CBS News as being the Completely BS News.
posted on 09/23/2004 10:35:05 PM PDT
I know they fellow-travel with PW; just not sure how closely tied they are.
I had forgotten that Belly Girl DID spend some time at their booth in NYC for the spoofing of the RNC protesters.
Still, they need their very own "Natasha".
I visit their site now & then to check any changes, and I've emailed links to "select" people a few times.
posted on 09/23/2004 11:04:15 PM PDT
(The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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