Caption the Kooky Kerrys

9-23-04

[Paul Atreides]

Tonight, on VH1's "Where are they now?": Lurch and Fester

[SamAdams76]

Rehearsing for the concession speech?

[lizma]

More like Cousin It gets a hair cut.

[Paul Atreides]

Kerry, thinking: "I'd tape your f'n mouth shut, if you didn't have so much f'n money."

[Brilliant]

Did I say "scumbags"? I meant to say "retards."

[ErnBatavia]

"Those people on Free Republic are right, Teresa...you DO look rather fetching in that straitjacket"

[Redcoat LI]

"Every sylabble out of your damned mouth is worth a Thousand votes for Bush."

[Cobra64]

Well... It looks as if the bitch washed her hair. Of course, Lurch ha s his man/maid servant coiffing his hair. What a pathetic bunch of phoney swine; not fit to be breathing oxygen in this country. My wife, Karen, hates their guts! That's especially a good sentiment since we're very happy after hours....

[Happygal]

''She looks better when I close one eye, and squint with the other.''

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I see John and Dudley Moore. Where is T-Rexza?

[Angry Republican]

"The things I nail for money and fame." -John sKerry

[j.havenfarm]

"Tell you what, Teresa: "I'll go to the costume party as Mr. Ed, and you go as Endora."

[hiredhand]

Every time I see this woman, I cringe. I feel sorry for her, and the grief she causes her husband.

...then, along comes a photo of Laura Bush, and I feel better again :-)

[longtermmemmory]

Just remember Terezah, I have pictures of you "working" on that airplane.

[HardStarboard]

Hummmm....come to think of it she does look a bit like an aged Barbie Doll on drugs.

[NRA2BFree]

Thank God those two didn*t breed.

[armymarinemom]

Oh man what is that hanging off of her nose?

[ishabibble]

This picture makes me wonder, "exactly how much money did those two spend to end up looking like that?" All that plastic surgery and Botox, and they are still two of the homliest people I have ever seen in my life.

[NYC GOP Chick]

"I just want to make it official: I am not raising John's weekly allowance until he does better in the polls!"

[Malleus Dei]

This isn't a caption, but the more the country hears that woman speak, the more votes swing to George Bush.

[basil]

I was wondering about the blob on the nose, too. And, what is that thing that looks like a growth on her chin?

[elfman2]

Penis envy!

[AnnaZ]

You win.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Reanimator?

[Happygal]

You do homely people a disservice by that comment! ;-)

[Sparky760]

" I didn't say unamerican! You just shut up. What a bunch of scumbags and anyone who doesn't agree with me is an idiot."

This is sure proof that money does not buy class

[Paul Atreides]

Sometimes, I really do wonder if she is as mentally-unbalanced as she appears, or, if she is just trying to sabotage F'n's candidacy.

[swheats]

Ouch!

[tonyinv]

Snot nosed rich bitch!

[lilylangtree]

"Meet Witchypoo (wart and all) and her sidekick, Vulture."

[I'm ALL Right!]

Oh my GAAAWD, John, we are SO above these people. I mean, seriously...they have words on their shirts! Morons.

I need more ME time. Will I get that when I'm First Lady?

[andy58-in-nh]

Snot nosed rich bitch!

Theresa's no bargain, either.

[JusPasenThru]

Say what you will, there's something about TuhRaySuh that just gets me hotter than a... well, pretty hot. Just imagine TuhRaysuh in black leather undies with those whips and chains, yelling all the time "You idiot! You scumbag! You don't need to wear those clothes!" as she works me over within an inch of unconscious esctacy. Whoa!



Aww, just kidding.

[labard1]

Thank God those two didn*t breed.

Unfortunately, they did, just not with each other.

[Mike Bates]

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[Nathan Zachary]

What is so hillarious about the loony left, is that this woman stands for everything they hate. Rich beyond your wildest dreams, yet she pay's about 10% tax.
Her family fortune was made utilizing cheap black labor in south Africa, she was part of the elite rich white
south Africans,poverty was all around her, due in part, to her own family! And John Kerry, born into "privilage" never worked a day in his life, uses more energy than a small town, and doesn't pay much tax either.

[End_Clintonism_Now]

[Nathan Zachary]

Is anyone listening to Hugh Hewitt on KSKY?

He's ripping Kerry for calling the Iraqi prime minister a liar.

[Paul Atreides]

Uncanny!

[Palladin]

Brilliant! Best laugh I've had today.

[WmDonovan]

Wonder what she'll look like after the Extreme Makeover?

[Angry Enough]

"Hi. I'm Teh-ra-a-a-yza-a and I'm filled with 'imperious sexuality.' Therefore you should elect my dunce of a husband president."

He's thinking: "God, I hate you."

[newzhawk]

How come her botox always comes out better than mine- well at least my hair looks better .....

[bray]

I am NOT a Dingbat and Yaaaawn is not a Crook!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[spotbust1]

No, I think she is coyote ugly.

[lizma]

Every time I see this woman, I cringe

Every time I hear this woman I think of Arnold Schwarzenegger in a dress and giggle.

[hiredhand]

Every time I hear this woman I think of Arnold Schwarzenegger in a dress and giggle.

That is TOO funny! :-)

[tertiary01]

Hmmmmm....She still has less wrinkles than me. Time for another appointment.

[punster]

"...and your little dog, too!"