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The (un)Official Kerry Campaign Photo Diary

Posted on 09/26/2004 7:38:21 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia

The (un)Official Kerry Campaign Diary


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 1stclasswussy; 2004; caption; dork; giggolo; girlieman; girlyman; girlymankerry; girlymon; jfingk; jfk; kerry; kerryphotos; liarinchief; pansygirlyman; photo; photograph; photographs; wimp
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The (un)Official Kerry Campaign Diary

A lot has been written about me, but I bet there are some things you don't know

I am the leading QB in the Girlie Man league

And I am a compassionate friend

Did I mention I am great at imitating animals too? Look, I can do an Ape:

Have you met my wife Teresa?

She has been helping the poor children devastated by the hurricanes in the Caribbean

We really love each other

We met at a political rally years ago

This is when I saved her live by pushing her out of the way of a speeding bus

I am also a big supporter of gay marriage. Everybody should be as happy as me and Teresa

I am also a professional Athelete. Here I am training for the Tour de France. I can beat that Armstrong guy!

Did I ever tell you about the time I pitched for the Red Sox?

Not to mention a champion wind surfer

bet you didn't know I am also a professional musician. Here I am playing for a famous TV commercial

Did I mention that I have the support of lots of foreign leaders?

I am also a hero to the wonderful people of Vietnam

I have also served my country as a secret agent. Here I am getting ready for a secret mission to France

This is from my secret trip to Afghanistan to kill Bin Laden

We have a great ticket and a great team. John Edwards is just dreamy!

And he is such a great dancer

And he has a great new book out

We have a great campaign staff too!

And I have a plan to rebuild our military and fight a more sensitive war on terror

The UN is 100% behind the plan

Here is a new bumper-sticker we are putting out. I think it will help me with the Security Moms

Don't forget. I need you to go to the polls in November

And vote for a real leader

Becuase I am just too emotional to do the job

Besides, I think I have a career in Hollywood ahead of me

Thanks to all the Freepers for the images!


1 posted on 09/26/2004 7:38:21 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

Too funny!

2 posted on 09/26/2004 7:42:42 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
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To: AmericanMade1776

Thanks, we needed this. Hope others add to it when appropriate, (which is almost daily).


3 posted on 09/26/2004 7:46:09 AM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: IM2MAD

LMAO! Ping!


4 posted on 09/26/2004 7:48:20 AM PDT by carbonarc
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To: doug from upland

Ping.


5 posted on 09/26/2004 7:51:39 AM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Need a new keyboard!!! Laughed so hard I spilled my coffee all over the place!!


6 posted on 09/26/2004 7:51:53 AM PDT by blastdad51 (Proud father of an Enduring Freedom vet, and friend of a soldier lost in Afghanistan)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

This is too funny for words! We all need to send this to our entire emailing lists!


7 posted on 09/26/2004 7:53:34 AM PDT by basil
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To: PajamaTruthMafia
Very funny stuff!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

8 posted on 09/26/2004 7:57:04 AM PDT by bray (Nam Vets Rock!!)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

ping


9 posted on 09/26/2004 8:01:20 AM PDT by boycott
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

10 posted on 09/26/2004 8:03:04 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia



"I see a rich widow".....Bwahahahahahahahahaha


11 posted on 09/26/2004 8:03:57 AM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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To: BenLurkin

Great compilation.


12 posted on 09/26/2004 8:03:57 AM PDT by doug from upland (Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia; Spotsy; MeekOneGOP; Smartass; Happy2BMe; Boazo; ChadGore; potlatch; ErnBatavia; ..

13 posted on 09/26/2004 8:05:58 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: SouthernFreebird

14 posted on 09/26/2004 8:06:59 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

bump


15 posted on 09/26/2004 8:19:20 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

Ha, ha, ha. That Kerry fella really makes me laugh


16 posted on 09/26/2004 8:23:38 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: Lady Jag; PajamaTruthMafia


17 posted on 09/26/2004 8:24:27 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia; Lady Jag

Beautiful Just Beautiful!!!


18 posted on 09/26/2004 8:25:08 AM PDT by Boazo
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To: Boazo

19 posted on 09/26/2004 8:27:27 AM PDT by Boazo
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

Thanks for a good laugh! You did an excellent job for a *newbie.* LOL! Welcome to Free Republic!! 8-)


20 posted on 09/26/2004 8:32:22 AM PDT by NRA2BFree (Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

What a fabbo compilation!


21 posted on 09/26/2004 8:32:27 AM PDT by jocon307 (Ann Coulter was right)
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To: Lady Jag
Yuk...reminds me of the "snake-in-the-snot locker" crowd...


22 posted on 09/26/2004 8:32:49 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia
Really, there should be no questions, here!


23 posted on 09/26/2004 8:35:26 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (When will the ABCNNBC BS lunatic libs stop Rathering to Americans? Answer: NEVER!)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

Thanks for the GREAT laugh this morning, I'd seen most of the pics before (even made two of them) but the way you put it together was REALLY funny!! Keep up the good work!


24 posted on 09/26/2004 8:49:43 AM PDT by Bassfire (aim low boys they're riding Shetlands!)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

25 posted on 09/26/2004 8:50:22 AM PDT by etradervic (If Kerry is the answer, what was the question?)
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26 posted on 09/26/2004 8:52:37 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (MAKE SURE YOU ARE CURRENTLY REGISTERED AND VOTE Nov 2nd!)
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To: jwfiv

Psst... over here.


27 posted on 09/26/2004 8:55:39 AM PDT by Serb5150 (Look at me! I don't need subtitles!)
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To: ErnBatavia

28 posted on 09/26/2004 9:04:55 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: Grampa Dave
Grampa Dave. Someone took my pic and removed my name from it.

This is mine

And you can see remnant of my sig in the hijacked one.

Please use mine.

29 posted on 09/26/2004 9:10:00 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us The ambiguously gay duo
30 posted on 09/26/2004 9:13:02 AM PDT by GOP_Muzik
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

Stopppppppppppppppp Pleeeeezeeeeeeeeeeeee
You just made my coffee come out through my nose laughing ..Too funny ..AHHHHHHHHHHHahahahahahahah


31 posted on 09/26/2004 9:13:31 AM PDT by omstrat (zip code)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Seperated at Birth
32 posted on 09/26/2004 9:16:44 AM PDT by GOP_Muzik
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

bump to show the wife later....thanks.


33 posted on 09/26/2004 9:17:56 AM PDT by wtc911 (I have half a Snickers...it was given to me by a CIA guy as we went into Cambodia)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

bump


34 posted on 09/26/2004 10:01:12 AM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: MeekOneGOP

You should send this to John O'Neill .. I'm sure he would get a great laugh out of it.


35 posted on 09/26/2004 10:30:53 AM PDT by CyberAnt (Sen.Miller said, "Bush is a God-fearing man with a good heart and a spine of tempered steel")
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36 posted on 09/26/2004 10:34:18 AM PDT by crushelits
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To: CyberAnt; Anybody; yall
You should send this to John O'Neill .. I'm sure he would get a great laugh out of it.

hahaha! You know, if I had O'Neill's email address I would surely send that to him !

Anybody have his email address??


37 posted on 09/26/2004 11:22:03 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: PajamaTruthMafia; LiberalBassTurds

Some really funny pics of dickhead!!! ;o)


38 posted on 09/26/2004 11:26:25 AM PDT by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: Serb5150

this is a scream


39 posted on 09/26/2004 1:13:54 PM PDT by jwfiv
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

Ping


40 posted on 09/26/2004 2:29:08 PM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: MeekOneGOP

Just go to the http://www.Swiftvetsfortruth.com (I think). That might be a place to start.


41 posted on 09/26/2004 3:45:06 PM PDT by CyberAnt (Sen.Miller said, "Bush is a God-fearing man with a good heart and a spine of tempered steel")
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To: CyberAnt
Thank you. I will go there now. :^D

42 posted on 09/26/2004 4:43:03 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

I'd like to see his likkin' his lips w/his blinkkin' eyes :^)


43 posted on 09/26/2004 4:56:52 PM PDT by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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To: CyberAnt
Here is the website, I think:

http://swift1.he.net/~swiftvet/index.php

Anyway, I sent an email with my pic URL with a request to get it to John O'Neill.


44 posted on 09/26/2004 4:57:56 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Boazo

Spelling errors in the right column. Too, not to, in two instances.


45 posted on 09/26/2004 4:58:32 PM PDT by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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To: MeekOneGOP

I just saw their new ad and on the bottom of the screen is www.swiftvets.com


46 posted on 09/26/2004 5:52:53 PM PDT by CyberAnt (Sen.Miller said, "Bush is a God-fearing man with a good heart and a spine of tempered steel")
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

major bump..


47 posted on 09/26/2004 5:56:38 PM PDT by Sub-Driver (Unelect All NJ Politicians....)
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To: CyberAnt
I just saw their new ad and on the bottom of the screen is www.swiftvets.com

That works too! :^D


48 posted on 09/26/2004 6:13:04 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: 68 grunt

Do ya think


49 posted on 09/26/2004 6:22:15 PM PDT by Boazo
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To: CyberAnt; 68 grunt

50 posted on 09/26/2004 6:34:03 PM PDT by Boazo
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