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"Try not to sweat, John" CARTOON featuring Kerry prepping for debate
IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 9/26/2004 | IPWGOP

Posted on 09/26/2004 8:07:25 PM PDT by IPWGOP

Debate practice...

 

"He's [Kerry] a sweater," chortles a G.O.P. official, "and women don't like sweaters."

 

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TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bush; debate; kerry; practice; presidential; sweat

1 posted on 09/26/2004 8:07:28 PM PDT by IPWGOP
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To: AgThorn; jigsaw; BlessedBeGod; Brad's Gramma; MEG33; kellynla; HuntsvilleTxVeteran; ...

cartoon ping


2 posted on 09/26/2004 8:09:04 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
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To: IPWGOP

Yes,he sweats worse than any other politico I've ever seen.And no,nobody likes to see a sweaty candidate.


3 posted on 09/26/2004 8:22:03 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: IPWGOP

I always thought of him as an asscot. </purposely mispelled>


4 posted on 09/26/2004 8:23:12 PM PDT by Kirkwood (I think, therefore I am Republican!)
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To: IPWGOP

I thought Botox stopped sweating. I read that a lot of stars are having Botox injected in their armpits so they don't have sweat stains.


5 posted on 09/26/2004 8:25:25 PM PDT by McGavin999 (If Kerry can't deal with the "Republican Attack Machine" how is he going to deal with Al Qaeda)
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To: nopardons

No wonder Drudge was saying that one of the negotiating points by the Kerry team for the debate was that the room had to be under 70 degrees.


6 posted on 09/26/2004 8:29:04 PM PDT by Tom_Busch (Vote Bush/Cheney in 2004)
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To: McGavin999
I thought Botox stopped sweating. I read that a lot of stars are having Botox injected in their armpits so they don't have sweat stains.

Good grief! This guy is going to turn into a pin cushion if they inject him with all that botox! His face, neck, armpits.... !

7 posted on 09/26/2004 8:30:58 PM PDT by IPWGOP (I'm Linda Eddy, and I approved this message... 'tooning the truth!)
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To: Tom_Busch

And Kerry did NOT get it! LOL


8 posted on 09/26/2004 8:32:50 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: IPWGOP

Master Bait$@ and Commander (but not in chief!)


9 posted on 09/26/2004 8:35:14 PM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: IPWGOP
...and you know, the funny thing is, he didn't need the eye patch when this shoot started.
10 posted on 09/26/2004 8:36:48 PM PDT by RichInOC (*ploink!* "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!")
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To: IPWGOP

LOL!

Especially the rope!


11 posted on 09/26/2004 8:39:08 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: IPWGOP
Gore tried swinging over to Bush's dias way back then and Bush made him look like a fool.

Kerry is a fool well portrayed by you, thank you!


12 posted on 09/26/2004 8:57:29 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: nopardons

I thought Drudge said he did get it.


13 posted on 09/26/2004 9:22:48 PM PDT by Tom_Busch (Vote Bush/Cheney in 2004)
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To: IPWGOP

RE: Botox

One wonders if that stuff eventually goes to the brain. In my uneducated opinion, it's not been used enough to trust.


14 posted on 09/26/2004 9:25:13 PM PDT by bannie (Jamma Nana!)
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To: Tom_Busch

I too thought he DIDN'T get the temp adjustment....

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15 posted on 09/26/2004 9:26:38 PM PDT by bannie (Jamma Nana!)
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To: IPWGOP

I'm trying, how's this?

16 posted on 09/26/2004 9:32:01 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: Tom_Busch

He didn't! I heard that on FOX early on and it was also in the N.Y. Post.


17 posted on 09/26/2004 9:33:13 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: IPWGOP
Linda,

You've done it again! LOL

I especially like the effete, feminine way you've got him holding the sword.

18 posted on 09/26/2004 9:35:57 PM PDT by upchuck (You do know that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct, don't you?)
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To: Kirkwood
I always thought of him as an asscot.

I prefer, "Masshole".

19 posted on 09/26/2004 10:02:35 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: bannie

see post #17...Looks like you're right. That's great!


20 posted on 09/26/2004 10:16:54 PM PDT by Tom_Busch (Vote Bush/Cheney in 2004)
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To: nopardons

That's great. I guess he'll be sweatin like a pig out there. :-)


21 posted on 09/26/2004 10:17:50 PM PDT by Tom_Busch (Vote Bush/Cheney in 2004)
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To: IPWGOP
HEHEHE!!!

Great artwork, as usual!

22 posted on 09/26/2004 10:46:06 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island ('Effin the ineffible since '91." FirstIAmAUSSoldier and I approve of this message...)
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To: Tom_Busch
Unless someone puts and antiperspirant on his face,prior to makeup. LOL
23 posted on 09/26/2004 11:08:36 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons

It's all pretty easy to figure out, at any rate.

Knowingly lying triggers nervousness, constant nervousness causes perspiration.

He doesn't sweat because the room's hot, he sweats because he knows that, come November, more than half of America will have wised up to his bullcrap.


24 posted on 09/27/2004 12:06:29 AM PDT by TBarnett34 (The Democrats: 9/10 girlie-men in a 9/11 world)
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To: TBarnett34
True,but Nixon was sweaty,during his debates,because he was ill,over tired,and had refused to wear makeup.

OTOH, Kerry,as did algore,wears too much makeup and still sweats buckets,when is is not ill.

25 posted on 09/27/2004 12:12:21 AM PDT by nopardons
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To: IPWGOP
Hopefully, he'll suffer his usual dry mouth and darting tongue. Maybe he's got side effects from his Botox use. Here's some of the side effects related to it. Looks like he's got a few of them.

For patients with frown lines, the most common side effects include:

headache

respiratory infection

flulike symptoms

droopy eyelids

nausea

26 posted on 09/27/2004 1:35:22 AM PDT by mass55th (Kerry: Classless and clueless!!!)
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To: IPWGOP

bttt


27 posted on 09/27/2004 2:00:24 AM PDT by lainde (Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!)
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To: Ichneumon

It was a pun. Ascot as in a tie and sweater referring to an article of clothing. OK it was kind of subtle.


28 posted on 09/27/2004 1:54:11 PM PDT by Kirkwood (I think, therefore I am Republican!)
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