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Tanned, Rested, Ready: Kerry's Pre-Debate Fake Bake (Photos)
Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 9/27/04

Posted on 09/27/2004 2:06:19 PM PDT by Marcus Alonzo Hanna

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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

Kerry is obviously taking make up tips from Seinfeld.
Kerry looks just like Kramer,when he slathered himself with butter and got a dark suntan.
Kramer's skin was so brown and crispy looking, that Newman started to fantasize that he looked like a cooked turkey.
Just like Kerry looks now.


21 posted on 09/27/2004 2:14:58 PM PDT by Wild Irish Rogue ( Kerry to our troops-Throw down your arms and surrender !)
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

I know about all of Bush's secret plans because the voices in my head tell me.

22 posted on 09/27/2004 2:16:09 PM PDT by kayak (JFKerry "has fewer days at work this year than he has houses" - Tom DeLay)
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

I pledge allegiance to the flag...


23 posted on 09/27/2004 2:17:17 PM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: finnman69

George Hamilton=Professional Tanner. "Where The Boys Are". Worked! Got me to Ft. Lauderdals when I was in college.


24 posted on 09/27/2004 2:17:53 PM PDT by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFEND ME!)
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To: Huck
I knew I was gonna see George Hamilton if I scrolled down.

Are you sure that's not Zapatero?

25 posted on 09/27/2004 2:18:26 PM PDT by Vroomfondel
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

He looks like a gamma male. Maybe a delta.


26 posted on 09/27/2004 2:18:54 PM PDT by Inyokern
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna
Just how in the HELL can you catch a ball with your eyes closed?

Thank God his voting record is in alignment with his ball catching acumen.

ahem...
27 posted on 09/27/2004 2:19:03 PM PDT by four more in O 4 (God Bless George Bush and God Bless YOU.)
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To: MichelleWSC

Wouldn't that be more waffle badder?


28 posted on 09/27/2004 2:19:04 PM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Ask Questions. Surf The Net. Find The Truth.)
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To: finnman69

For the girls.....for the girls!


29 posted on 09/27/2004 2:19:14 PM PDT by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFEND ME!)
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To: Vroomfondel

Doesn't Bob Barker look like Bevis & Buthead?

30 posted on 09/27/2004 2:20:57 PM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider (((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)))
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

John Kerry has a position for any American.

31 posted on 09/27/2004 2:20:58 PM PDT by newzjunkey (Why are we in Iraq? Just point the whiners here: http://www.massgraves.info)
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

Hippi Hippi Hepititis


32 posted on 09/27/2004 2:21:43 PM PDT by cobaltblu
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To: PajamaTruthMafia

ROFL!!! Thanks, I needed that. Too funny!


33 posted on 09/27/2004 2:22:01 PM PDT by Integrityrocks
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To: samadams2000

The Prez is leading him in the polls for the women vote.


34 posted on 09/27/2004 2:24:05 PM PDT by no dems (Saddam Hussein, himself, was a Weapon of Mass Destruction.)
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna
In his first debate with George W. Bush, Gore appeared in orange makeup applied thickly to cover a sunburn. He looked awful. ...

-Reason (magazine), 12/11/2000 (Virginia Postrel)

35 posted on 09/27/2004 2:24:35 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

That one pic has Kerry looking at a card with talking points on it.

I guess since he has other people writing up his vague agenda points .......he does not know what they are.

Very telling.


36 posted on 09/27/2004 2:25:03 PM PDT by ArmyBratproud (all)
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

He looks jaundiced to me. Somebody get that man to a doctor.


37 posted on 09/27/2004 2:25:04 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (What did Kerry know and when did he know it?)
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To: ScottFromSpokane

Should have read the label...

Caution: Do not use tanning products with BOTOX, can cause green-face condition and make ones lips glue together to make one incoherent.

38 posted on 09/27/2004 2:25:14 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (todo su paĆ­s es pertenece a nosotros)
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To: Marcus Alonzo Hanna

Effin' Lurch had his bed made into a tanning booth.

39 posted on 09/27/2004 2:27:33 PM PDT by RobFromGa (A desperate man is a dangerous man, and Kerry is getting desperate.)
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To: samadams2000

....No way he wins. If he cant get the women vote this could be the biggest recorded spanking in a long time.



W can only hope and pray and vote!


40 posted on 09/27/2004 2:27:40 PM PDT by wingnuts'nbolts (what if)
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