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I am telling all y'all, this is SA * BO * TAGE!!! - No, this is a ZOT!

Posted on 09/27/2004 5:13:45 PM PDT by infidel_fidelis

T minus Two d, twenty-three h, fifty-five m, and, bah-dumph, the Commander-in-chief shall meet his constitutionally-sanctioned would-be assassin (with a ballot-paper). And, the location of this rendezvous shall be... The University of Miami (Fla.), in Coral Gables, and the chancellor of this school is, indeed, Donna Shalala: Arabiac (she's Lebanese), Clintonista (one of three cabinet loyalists, having served eight years consecutive in the same posting; the vile Janet Reno, and big-government liberal education secretary, Richard Riley, were the others), and (obviously) a liberal. Consequently, we shall know, if events unforeseen untrack the President, as well are used by the challenger to foment a robust, but illusory, advantage, one thing: the gig is fixed. Fixed like a Don King organized prize-fight (with apologies to the newly-minted Republican, but, you have to admit, his professional choices are a bit dodgy).

So, let it ring out: Ms Shalala has it in for George W. Bush. Mark those words. This debate season is biased -- and it hasn't even started yet.

(Now we know why Bartlett, Racicot, and Rove were so keen to delineate so much the parlay at these events. Thirty-two pages was not excessive....)


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1 posted on 09/27/2004 5:13:46 PM PDT by infidel_fidelis
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To: infidel_fidelis

I have no comment. I'm just posting to see if this thread lasts...


2 posted on 09/27/2004 5:14:41 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Please keep the temperature of this tagline above 68 degrees...)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Welcome to Free Republic.


3 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:04 PM PDT by Born Conservative (20 years of votes can tell you much more about a man than 20 weeks of campaign rhetoric-Zell Miller)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Me too.


4 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:16 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (Rick Nash will score 50 goals this season ( if there is a season)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Yo Quero Taco Bell


5 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:20 PM PDT by cmsgop ( Bong Hits, Fraggle Rock Reruns and DU is no way to go through Life.......... I)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Is it possible to pack so much stupidity into such a tiny brain?


6 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:22 PM PDT by Skooz (Prove I'm NOT Queen of the Space Unicorns.........)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Ditto.
7 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:35 PM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Huh? What is this?


8 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:54 PM PDT by Angry Republican (If in four years I dont do what I say Im going to do, then kick me out." -Melvin Bilal (R-MD))
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To: infidel_fidelis; Old Sarge; MeekOneGOP

9 posted on 09/27/2004 5:22:02 PM PDT by glock rocks ("Bush is playing chess, and Kerry is playing checkers." - Dick Morris)
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To: glock rocks

10 posted on 09/27/2004 5:24:58 PM PDT by Skooz (Prove I'm NOT Queen of the Space Unicorns.........)
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To: glock rocks

Nice horse. Is that you Kerry?


11 posted on 09/27/2004 5:26:07 PM PDT by snooker (French Fried Flip Flopper still Flouncing, be careful out there.)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Thanks for stopping by Dumba$$!! Now get your dumb a$$ out of here!

12 posted on 09/27/2004 5:27:01 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought."-Pope JPII)
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To: infidel_fidelis
I have no idea what you are talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head


13 posted on 09/27/2004 5:28:41 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Please quote me. I am an Unimpeachable Source.)
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To: snooker
Can't be sinister kerry......wrong end.......
14 posted on 09/27/2004 5:29:26 PM PDT by marmar (Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
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To: glock rocks
Wrong end of the horse.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

15 posted on 09/27/2004 5:31:17 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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16 posted on 09/27/2004 5:31:33 PM PDT by A.A. Cunningham
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To: Corin Stormhands

ah ozone.....smells sweet....


17 posted on 09/27/2004 5:33:14 PM PDT by Sub-Driver (Unelect All NJ Politicians....)
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To: Skooz

This must be the tall horse I heard about today. Well, at least he was half right. He got the back half.


18 posted on 09/27/2004 5:33:17 PM PDT by blue-duncan
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To: Corin Stormhands
The thread will far outlast the troll, who has already gone the way of the dodo.

And now for something completely different...time for a tag line change!

19 posted on 09/27/2004 5:36:09 PM PDT by grellis (Quick, someone post a Python graphic!)
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To: Corin Stormhands

I think I lost brain cells reading that one.


20 posted on 09/27/2004 5:36:25 PM PDT by Route66 (America's Mainstreet)
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To: grellis

Hello polly!


21 posted on 09/27/2004 5:37:00 PM PDT by pipecorp ("never know where you're going till you get there." the philosopher Insectus Harem)
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To: hellinahandcart; trussell; MEG33; MeekOneGOP; petuniasevan; Hillarys nightmare; EggsAckley; ...

22 posted on 09/27/2004 5:38:44 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.)
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To: infidel_fidelis

23 posted on 09/27/2004 5:39:33 PM PDT by CARDINALRULES (John F'n sKerry - FLIP... FLIP... FLIP and FOLD *as seen on tv*)
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To: Corin Stormhands
I think I need another mug of mead.......


24 posted on 09/27/2004 5:40:30 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: Corin Stormhands

This is, without a doubt, the funniest thread I have seen. You guys slay me!!


25 posted on 09/27/2004 5:45:19 PM PDT by DustyMoment (Repeal CFR NOW!!)
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To: dighton; aculeus; swarthyguy; Kenny Bunk; mhking; Dog; okie01

For your consideration.


26 posted on 09/27/2004 5:46:30 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Corin Stormhands
?
27 posted on 09/27/2004 5:46:38 PM PDT by The_Victor
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To: JoJo Gunn
AAAAGHHHH - My EYES!!!!

Who is that - Kerry's other sister?

28 posted on 09/27/2004 5:46:58 PM PDT by datura (Kerry 's "plans" are merely a distraction. He plans to let Islam win. It's "easier".)
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To: JoJo Gunn

That is genuinely frightening.


29 posted on 09/27/2004 5:49:10 PM PDT by The_Victor
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it's SABOTAGE!!!


30 posted on 09/27/2004 5:50:11 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist )
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To: infidel_fidelis

Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo...

31 posted on 09/27/2004 5:50:34 PM PDT by Semi Civil Servant (Edward R. Murrow, call your office.)
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To: infidel_fidelis

I would like to complain about the quality of the trolls we're being fed. Where's the manager?


32 posted on 09/27/2004 5:51:00 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: infidel_fidelis
You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.

An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

33 posted on 09/27/2004 5:51:38 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: infidel_fidelis

Trolls used to be kind of fun. We'd get a new one a couple of times a week and the mods would let us bat them around and play with them a little.

Now we're getting 3-4-5 trolls a day and they all say pretty much the same thing. It might be more interesting if they had something different to say but nooooooooo.

Do you think you trolls could arrange to hit FR all at once, say around 10 or 11ish CST at night? That way I could get truly tired of reading the same ole, same ole and instead of drinking some warm milk to go to sleep, I could just knock myself out with y'alls' boring diatribes.

Any consideration would be greatly appreciated.


34 posted on 09/27/2004 5:52:42 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (Special Ops - Pajama Division a/k/a SOPD)
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To: Chode

Darn! I wanted to post that!


35 posted on 09/27/2004 5:53:36 PM PDT by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Did you mean .....SAD - BO - TOX ?


36 posted on 09/27/2004 5:53:46 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (Want to know why I don't vote Democrat?" http://www.museumofleftwinglunacy.com)
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To: The_Victor
That is genuinely frightening.

Fake, but accurate. :o)

37 posted on 09/27/2004 5:55:44 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: infidel_fidelis
T minus Two d, twenty-three h, fifty-five m, and, bah-dumph, the Commander-in-chief shall meet his constitutionally-sanctioned would-be assassin (with a ballot-paper).

Hopefully, the Secret Service will be administering painful rectal probes on you within the next 8 hours. There are no ballots in 2 days. What sort of assassin could you be referring to then? Your IP was logged when you posted. Feel the heat raining down yet, $hithead?

38 posted on 09/27/2004 5:56:27 PM PDT by spodefly (A bunny-slippered operative in the Vast Right-Wing Pajama Party.)
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To: infidel_fidelis

I'm sorry. Could you repeat that?


39 posted on 09/27/2004 5:57:06 PM PDT by BlessedBeGod
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To: infidel_fidelis

AAAAAAAAAH can't stand it I know ya planned it...


40 posted on 09/27/2004 5:57:19 PM PDT by Semaphore Heathcliffe
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To: freedumb2003

LOL that is great. The wife and I got a great smile out of that picture.. ROTFLOAO


41 posted on 09/27/2004 5:59:57 PM PDT by highpockets
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To: The_Victor; datura

What's frightening? The face, or the fact that Kerry/Edwards is the best the Democraps could do? :)


42 posted on 09/27/2004 6:02:09 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.)
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To: JoJo Gunn

I think we have a match made in heaven!

43 posted on 09/27/2004 6:04:23 PM PDT by LibWhacker (It is the black heart of Islam, not its black face, to which millions object)
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To: CARDINALRULES

LOL, our pancake bunny has been animated!


44 posted on 09/27/2004 6:06:42 PM PDT by Lockbar (Worried about lead poisoning? Then stop eating the paint chips, Dummy!)
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To: infidel_fidelis

45 posted on 09/27/2004 6:06:52 PM PDT by potlatch (Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)
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To: Semaphore Heathcliffe

I'm gonna set it straight this Rathergate.


46 posted on 09/27/2004 6:07:08 PM PDT by eyespysomething (Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.)
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To: LibWhacker

A 55 gallon drum of Jim Beam wouldn't wash that ugly away. :)


47 posted on 09/27/2004 6:07:37 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.)
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To: SittinYonder


48 posted on 09/27/2004 6:07:49 PM PDT by eyespysomething (Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Whiskbroom the Genoese fanbelt. One thing I really can't farkle is when the downspout excavates all over the coriander. But Bush and the legumes will provide the intubation for the exogenous concrete mixer, and I think that's a good thing. Do you adumbrate?


49 posted on 09/27/2004 6:08:34 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: LibWhacker

"Don't forget me! I'm for Kerry/Edwards, too!"
50 posted on 09/27/2004 6:08:42 PM PDT by LibWhacker (It is the black heart of Islam, not its black face, to which millions object)
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