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Drudge: Autumn Glow: Kerry Turning Orange' Skin Transition on Eve of Debate
Posted on 09/28/2004 6:43:42 AM PDT by jern
AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
TOPICS: Front Page News; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: girlieman; houseboy; itistolaugh; keptman; kerry; kerryredfaced; manchuriancandidate; metrosexual; orange; orangekerry; redfacedkerry; spraytan; tookmantanpills; zombie
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:43:42 AM PDT
by
jern
To: jern
It has to be his pancreas.
2
posted on
09/28/2004 6:44:31 AM PDT
by
Toespi
To: jern
3
posted on
09/28/2004 6:44:34 AM PDT
by
xrp
(Executing assigned posting duties flawlessly -- ZERO mistakes)
To: jern
Too many afternoons windsurfing?
4
posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:12 AM PDT
by
2banana
(They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
To: jern
LOL!! Man I love Drudge. This stuff is better than the supermarket stands!
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:15 AM PDT
by
zarf
To: jern
Don't sleep in the tanning machine.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:20 AM PDT
by
snooker
(French Fried Flip Flopper still Flouncing, be careful out there.)
To: jern
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:21 AM PDT
by
Born Conservative
(20 years of votes can tell you much more about a man than 20 weeks of campaign rhetoric-Zell Miller)
To: jern
8
posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:24 AM PDT
by
Lil'freeper
(You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
To: jern
He's orange, rested and ready.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:27 AM PDT
by
Piranha
To: cyncooper
10
posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:29 AM PDT
by
EllaMinnow
(Dan would RATHER lie.)
To: jern
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:32 AM PDT
by
zeaal
(SPREAD TRUTH!)
To: Toespi
I'm listening to Laura Ingraham right now and she played a recent audio clip from Kerry. His voice sounded terrible. I know he recently was hoarse, but I've never known laryngitis to last so long.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:37 AM PDT
by
xrp
(Executing assigned posting duties flawlessly -- ZERO mistakes)
To: jern
It's almost October. He's getting ready for Halloween.
To: jern
The world's tallest oompa-loompa.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:39 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: jern
To: xrp
No, it is the fake tanning that he has been doing, augmented by his outdoor activities.
In the debate, he should goof about it right off the bat.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:45:53 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Control the information given to society and you control society.)
To: jern
oompa loompa doompity doo....
To: jern
bwahahahahaha! So is it the bronzer Terezza recomended? Or is it the botox combined with his carrot fixation?
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:46:27 AM PDT
by
FreeManWhoCan
("Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God." - Thomas Jefferson)
To: jern
I'm guessing it's his liver. We need to see those medical records.
To: jern
He was just trying to look tan and fit like Bush. Maybe trying to get his skin to match that mask around his eyes. Skerry is scarey, live with it.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:46:40 AM PDT
by
marty60
To: jern
To: Piranha
Kerry is building a bridge to the 22nd century where everyone is orange.
23
posted on
09/28/2004 6:47:05 AM PDT
by
Edit35
To: jern
Brit Hume said last night that the Kerry campaign said that Kerry"got some sun" this weekend. In Wisconsin in late
September ? I don't think so ! No one gets an even tan like that.
I think he went to one of those tanning places. God, he's vain !
To: jern
The orange skin is bad enough but the rosy cheeks... that's makeup, there is no way the straight lines of red on his cheeks is just a "suntan"
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:47:15 AM PDT
by
backinthefold
(Yes, I see things differently, I was a breech birth, I entered the world with a vertical smile)
To: 2banana
NAH this is a FAKE tan, just like the C=bs docs.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:47:22 AM PDT
by
marty60
To: Uncledave
Someone has to be able to photoshop this pic with Carville, Begala and Kennedy in the background.... LOL!
To: jern
This guy is so vain and weird. Now, he's using bodybuilder glow, which is a self-tanning oil used before competition. It lasts for a few days, but is so obviously phony.
Does he really think the George Hamilton look is cool?
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:47:33 AM PDT
by
sinkspur
("John Kerry's gonna win on his juices. "--Cardinal Fanfani)
To: EQAndyBuzz
Didn't Gore get all pasty faced during his debate? What's with the libs, when the light of truth is shined on them they begin to melt like the WW of the West.
To: jern
He's changing colors for fall!
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:47:50 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(W stands for whoop-a**!!!)
To: jern
LMAO!
It look's like the Breck Girl has found his next client! He can probably get sKerry a few million for a bad batch of botox.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:48:16 AM PDT
by
wagglebee
(Benedict Arnold was for American independence before he was against it.)
To: Lil'freeper
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:48:18 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
To: Lil'freeper
That was my thought too. This does not look like a tanning bed. It looks like cream tan.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:48:20 AM PDT
by
chris1
("Make the other guy die for his country" - George S. Patton Jr.)
To: jern
Making a play for the Native American vote. Shameless.
To: sinkspur
Wasn't Algore orange in one of the debates?
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:48:31 AM PDT
by
babaloo
To: Lil'freeper
The orange fake tan was MY first thought...
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:48:38 AM PDT
by
turbocat
To: jern
To: jern
Kerry deserves to have attention brought to his numerous and OBVIOUS cosmetic treatments......it's just so effeminate.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:48:52 AM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: MojoWire
Kerry is building a bridge to the 22nd century where everyone is orange.LMAO!
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:49:18 AM PDT
by
Jhensy
To: EQAndyBuzz
Ofcourse....Then Bush can say. MY tan is real.....NOT FAKE.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:49:37 AM PDT
by
marty60
To: jern
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:49:55 AM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(You're getting drowsy. You will buy my book, you will buy my book, you will buy my book. . .)
To: zeaal
Eating too many carrots. During my post-college beach city days in LA, there were always recent grads from east coast schools moving in to sample the lifestyle. Some took to it like ducks in water, while some struggled to fit in. There was one guy who looked so out of place, that he decided to try the full radical: bleached hair and some sort of skin dye - he literally turned orange. His excuse? Too many carrots - LOL.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:49:57 AM PDT
by
lemura
To: backinthefold
...and could that be pink lip gloss he's wearing?
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:50:10 AM PDT
by
.38sw
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:50:17 AM PDT
by
marty60
To: jern
Someone needs to point out what an excellent example this is for a cancer survivor...
45
posted on
09/28/2004 6:50:28 AM PDT
by
Corin Stormhands
(Please keep the temperature of this tagline above 68 degrees...)
To: jern
John's just reaching out to darker-skinned voters...
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:50:29 AM PDT
by
Kenton
("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
To: jern
That just HAS to be that cheap instant tan stuff. Makes you look like a walking carrot.
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:50:38 AM PDT
by
asgardshill
(Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
To: EllaMinnow
Thank you for the ping!
For some reason the thread pictures yesterday of "before and after" didn't look very stark. Then I saw the video of Kerry yesterday on tv and actually let out an audible "EEK" upon seeing this weird phenomenon.
Then later Brit Hume told us that it had been noticed and the Kerry campaign asked about it, and true to form they lied and said nothing extraordinary had been done to produce this hue.
Liars! (Someone on that other thread said he's looking more like a porn star. Maybe he should wear a nice cravat?)
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:51:06 AM PDT
by
cyncooper
(Have I mentioned lately that I despise the media?)
To: Constitution Day
To: jern
It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:51:24 AM PDT
by
pookie18
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