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KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)
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| 9/28/04
Posted on 09/28/2004 7:03:21 AM PDT by areafiftyone
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU JULY 29, 2004 20:25:25 ET XXXXX
KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
Is it the late September Wisconsin sun that has turned Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry's face to rich tan-colored hues? Or has the senator been campaigning in the rust-belt?
Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.
But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 2004debates; kerry; kerryredface; kerryskin; kerrysunburn; metrosexual; oompahloompah; orangekerry; redfacedkerry; trafficcone
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To: areafiftyone
I just saw this on Drudge..you beat me too it..bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaha...Orange ALERT...heh heh...
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:04:02 AM PDT
by
AmericanMade1776
((John Kerry is now in full retreat))
To: areafiftyone
A little excessive ketchup during foreplay accident, I presume?
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:04:44 AM PDT
by
evolved_rage
(Kerry, the unmitigated Gaul.)
To: AmericanMade1776
He was wearing gloves during the game? Because his hands are much lighter in color than his face.
/john
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:04:48 AM PDT
by
JRandomFreeper
(D@mmit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
To: areafiftyone
Looks like botox boy has discovered the joys of spray on tans.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:04:48 AM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
To: AmericanMade1776
At first I couldn't get Drudge up it kept locking. This is absolutely disgusting!!! That man is gross!
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:05:13 AM PDT
by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: areafiftyone
The curse of Gore strikes again.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:05:40 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
To: areafiftyone
The same Harvard Crimson paper that Kerry said he would like to hand off our sovereignty to the UN and defund the CIA nearly to extinction???
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:05:52 AM PDT
by
smith288
(ejsmithweb.com)
To: areafiftyone
He really does want to be the world's tallest Oompa-loompa.
To: areafiftyone
The sun is to low at this time of year to get a tan like that in so short a time. I happen to live in the north also and know this for a fact. He must have used some skin tan lotion. To bad he did not use some face eraser.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:06:09 AM PDT
by
Piquaboy
To: areafiftyone
That is insane! I was just talking to a guy I work with about the same thing! I noticed it this morning on Fox when they played a clip of him! A little heavy on the self tanner I think!
To: areafiftyone
Good advance planning...they're hoping it will hide his embarrassment Thursday night.
To: areafiftyone
Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass. The People Who Are Allowed To Lie abuse the privilege.
To: JRandomFreeper
It would appear that he did not get the full body spray on tan.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:06:17 AM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Member of 3rd Pajamahadeen Division, 2nd Boxer Shorts Brigade, 4th Bunny Slipper Battalion)
To: areafiftyone
I started laughing before seeing the picture...Calling all make up artists ...gotta have a redo fast!
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:06:20 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(John Kerry has been AWOL on issues of national security for two decades)
To: areafiftyone
Northing to fear. His melanin's flip-flopping is only skin deep?
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:06:24 AM PDT
by
sam_paine
(X .................................)
To: areafiftyone
tan n' a bottle is all looks a little copper
To: areafiftyone
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:06:37 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: atomicpossum
Somebody simply MUST tell the DNC that tan-n-a-can doesnt work for the debates.
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:06:38 AM PDT
by
smith288
(ejsmithweb.com)
To: areafiftyone
Looks like John Edwards came to a sudden Halt and well Kerry hasn't cleaned up yet... hahahha
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posted on
09/28/2004 7:06:44 AM PDT
by
tomnbeverly
(Don't let John Kerry put a price on our childrens heads bear any burden pay any cost elect GW.)
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