John Kerry visits Gay Bar (add your own caption)

smith288 ^ | 09-28-2004 | smith288

[smith288]

John Kerry trying to shore up the Wisconsin gay constituency.

[smith288]

Kerry: "This good fellow told me I had to wear this hat. I think it looks pretty neat..."

[confederate66]

This is a joke right?

[coconutt2000]

Kerry: "I'll be the Skipper, and you be Gilligan..."

[smith288]

Uh...yea.

[sierrahome]

Pardon me...may I push in your stool

[billhilly]

John Kerry: Coming in.

[Dan from Michigan]

Kerry - "Party's at the Blue Oyster"

[King Prout]

"that guy back there (pointing) gave me some great tanning advice just now"

[chiefqc]

I'm sure that he brought along his knee pads.

[Richard Kimball]

Somebody's NOT going to be happy with what you did to the Green Bay logo. Of course, they shouldn't have called themselves the Packers in the first place.

[LiberationIT]

The doofus doesn't even know the moves to "YMCA."

[Brett66]

[Arkie2]

"He's with me. Him too".

[paul in cape]

With new high tech digital imaging Massacheusetts Senator and Democratic Presidential Nominee John F(flaming) Kerry poses as 6 of his favorite music artists.

[scab4faa]

That was just wrong.. Rofl

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

"I may be as white as a ghost today, but I promise you that I will be as orange as the stripe in your rainbow flag tomorrow."

[gov_bean_ counter]

Hey Mr. Kerry, those are pretty small hands for a man as tall as you.

[King Prout]

HYOOMAH! ping!

[MamaLucci]

Rofl! My first thought.

[KStorm]

"Ya want gerbils, end of the bar."

[bleach]

There's a joke with cheese-head in here someplace.

[Arkie2]

Head cheese maybe?

[smith288]

Somebody's NOT going to be happy with what you did to the Green Bay logo. Of course, they shouldn't have called themselves the Packers in the first place.

With all respect to the Green Bay fans and their team. No offense intended.

But yea... the "Packers"? How could a gay bar NOT use that?? lol.

[Rakkasan1]

CIA hat?

[rs79bm]

I don't know, it's hard telling with Kerry. He will do anything for a vote.

[King Prout]

The doofus doesn't even know the moves to "YMCA."

sure he does - there was a pic of him and a bunch of other losers doing that sequence, earlier this year. supposedly a morning-calisthenics photo-op, one of the first of the sissy-man images we have enjoyed lampooning ever since. ask paul atreides or registered for a lead.

[Rebelbase]

Gay Bay Bar? Say it isn't sooooo................

[fourthrider]

They're called the Packers because it is a reference to meat packers....

Oh, well....that's actually a worse pun ;>

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

"I missed so many votes in the senate this year. What's this autoerotic asphyxiation thing this guy is asking me about? Is that something to do with fuel mileage standards?"

[Bob]

Somebody's NOT going to be happy with what you did to the Green Bay logo.

That's liable to cause a riot at "Lambert" Field. :=)

[lilylangtree]

"I'm Rupert Everett's boy toy."

[sierrahome]

This is Raul...he's lucky at cards too!

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I thought it was pickle packers but meat packers probably makes more sense.

[Rebelbase]

CLICK PICTURE

[Americanwolf]

Dang skippy I ain't thrilled with what was done to the Green Bay logo! :)

Why must the packers be the "butt" of everyones jokes!

And yes that pun was intended

[fourthrider]

Kerry: "I'll be the butch, you be the fem...no, wait; I'll be the fem...uhhh, no wait...hmmm; let's flip a coin."

Once again, Kerry struggles to find a position. ;>

[The Hollywood Conservative]

"I got this hat from a CIA agent when I dropped him off at a gay bar in Cambodia... I've kept it all these years to remember 'the lessons' he taught me."

[Chode]

is that MANGO behind him???

[Darksheare]

Kerry: "Why YES, there IS a physical reason my eyes go in opposite directions!"

[ProtectOurFreedom]

HYOOMAH??? Can't figure that one out.

[Free ThinkerNY]

"Bartender, do you have any buttplugs for my buddy, Ben Dover?"

[Old Professer]

Isn't this kind of like "a dog bites man" story?

[Joe Hadenuf]

Hey, did he happen to see Congressman Dreier in there?

[demsux]

Turn that bar stool over so four guys can sit on it!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

ROTFLMAO!!! Oh, man... that was wrong in ways I never even knew existed, before this very moment... :)

[Alberta's Child]

The Irish-Anerican candidate for president, Henry Fitzpatrick . . . along with his "friend" Patrick Fitzhenry.

[BulletBobCo]

Don't even want to know what those booster seats in the back are for.

[mass55th]

Could you get my squeeze a frozen strawberry daiquri please?

[The Hollywood Conservative]

If Teresa opens her mouth one more time, I'm marrying THIS GUY...

[The Hollywood Conservative]

"out of the closet, Into the Street
Send me a packer to pack my meat!"