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Al Gore's Orange Cheeks!
FR ^ | 2000 | FR

Posted on 09/28/2004 5:16:02 PM PDT by Urbane_Guerilla

Please help. Four years ago one of the funniest threads of all time ran on FR. Ironically, it had to do with Al Gore's makeup at the debates, including his orange cheeks. I remember contributing to it and laughing so hard my sides were aching. I saw it a year or so ago on someone's personal page. Can a clever Freeper retrieve it?


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I tried searching for it with no luck. I remember it was based in part on comments by Camille Paglia. It is a golden oldie and I believe with the orange Kerry thing it might especially bring everyone a good laugh.
1 posted on 09/28/2004 5:16:03 PM PDT by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

I don't remember orange. I think he was covered with thick pancake makeup.


2 posted on 09/28/2004 5:19:12 PM PDT by doug from upland (Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

They'll probably slather make-up on him to try to cover up the tanning spray disaster. He'll look like a cross between an Oompa Loompa and Tammie Faye.


3 posted on 09/28/2004 5:19:52 PM PDT by Callahan
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

I remember Peggy Nonnan wrote that Gore looked like a "San Francicso whore" on that particular occasion.


4 posted on 09/28/2004 5:20:43 PM PDT by BCrago66
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To: doug from upland
I remember it was orange because he was described as having cockatiel orange cheeks (by me).
5 posted on 09/28/2004 5:21:01 PM PDT by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Okay.


6 posted on 09/28/2004 5:21:27 PM PDT by doug from upland (Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
No doubt we'll soon be treated to a magazine cover featuring John F'n-America Kerry with an "enhanced package"?

By the way, has anyone else taken notice of the amusing fact that the time in US history that we ever lost a war was when the United States swerved into political agreement with the philosophy of John Kerry, and he's also the point man for the attack on this war, too?
7 posted on 09/28/2004 5:21:41 PM PDT by RavenATB
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To: BCrago66

LMAO - Gore was a scream.


8 posted on 09/28/2004 5:21:42 PM PDT by Raffus
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

first, would someone please post silly citrus suzy(kerry).

second, gore, as i recall, someone from CQ mag did his makeup. as you know, CQ (clown quarterly)is the leading mag for most dems.


9 posted on 09/28/2004 5:22:14 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore for W04)
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To: RavenATB

Yes - noticed indeed. Great tag!


10 posted on 09/28/2004 5:23:16 PM PDT by Raffus
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To: Callahan
He'll look like a cross between an Oompa Loompa and Tammie Faye.

That would be one embryo I would be in favor of destroying.

11 posted on 09/28/2004 5:23:51 PM PDT by koolaidsmile ("Too weird to live, Too rare to die.")
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To: doug from upland
Algore was bipolar in all three debates as I remember.

He looked like this after the last one:)


12 posted on 09/28/2004 5:24:24 PM PDT by BobS
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The enhanced package thing was also hilarious ... that ran in Rolling Stone I think. Gore and Kerry are so much alike: spoiled, out of touch, shallow.
13 posted on 09/28/2004 5:24:29 PM PDT by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: BCrago66

OK I got that passage from Noonan slightly wrong. Here it is, from a March 2004 OpinionJournal article called "JFK Disease."

http://www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/pnoonan/?id=110004768

"The only person in politics who has ever tried to morph himself into Ronald Reagan was Al Gore in his first debate with George W. Bush. He even wore makeup that echoed the heightened color of Mr. Reagan's cheeks. He wound up looking not like Mr. Reagan but like a turn-of-the-century madam in a San Francisco whorehouse, but that's not important. What's important is the jarring weirdness of seeing one politician trying to make you unconsciously experience him as another politician."


14 posted on 09/28/2004 5:25:49 PM PDT by BCrago66
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He did look like a cheap streetwalker ... plucked eyebrows, caked on makeup, and vacant look.
15 posted on 09/28/2004 5:26:03 PM PDT by Urbane_Guerilla
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Was this the quote by Camille Paglia

As for Al Gore, if I had had any doubt about whether he deserves my vote, he managed to run right over it with his out-of-control, ham-laden 18-wheeler. What a loathsome, smug, preening, juvenile character! The supposedly great debater babbled out of turn; snickered, snorted and sneered; panted and sighed like a bellows; and rocked to and fro and ripped paper like a patient in a mental ward. And Gore looked positively repellent with his dark mat of dyed hair, garish orange makeup and flippantly twisting, strangely female features: I kept on thinking of the bewigged, transvestite Norman Bates as Mother in "Psycho"

http://dir.salon.com/politics/feature/2000/10/04/reacts/index.html


16 posted on 09/28/2004 5:26:07 PM PDT by SnakeGuy
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Is this the one?

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a39e09b765f03.htm


17 posted on 09/28/2004 5:27:04 PM PDT by Fatalis
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
Found this one. Is this it?
18 posted on 09/28/2004 5:27:49 PM PDT by MCH
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Bob ... I believe that was one of the pix which ran in the thread! SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS THIS THREAD ON HIS/HER PERSONAL PAGE.

I can guarentee you, we will all get a great laugh if someone can find this.

And I only think of it because of the coincidence of Kerry coming up orange.

What is it with these guys?

19 posted on 09/28/2004 5:30:15 PM PDT by Urbane_Guerilla
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IT'S THE MAKEUP, STUPID

Posted by SJackson On News/Activism 10/06/2000 2:50:38 PM EDT

Chicago Tribune ^ | October 6, 2000 | Mike Conklin IT'S THE MAKEUP, STUPID Mike Conklin October 6, 2000 Viewers of the next presidential debate will weigh Al Gore's grasp of the facts against George W. Bush's easy charm and decide which is a bigger factor. But they also may be curious to see if Gore's Max Factor --or whatever that makeup was he wore Tuesday night--continues to make him look unearthly. "He was too overdone even by TV standards and that's scary,"said makeup artist Ingrid Myles, who, before the sun even rises, makes everyone look presentable on WGN-Ch. 9's early-morning news show. "He looked like he was embalmed,"added Andrea ...

I found that but the link didn't work.

20 posted on 09/28/2004 5:31:18 PM PDT by leadpencil1 (GW+4 HAHAHA)
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