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Kerry's "Orange Skin" an explaination from an Plastic Surgeon
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| Sept.28.2004
Posted on 09/29/2004 10:32:56 AM PDT by garfab
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To: garfab
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posted on
09/29/2004 10:42:05 AM PDT
by
milemark
(Proud to be an infidel.)
To: garfab
With all the facial treatments, it appears that John Kerry and Michael Jackson are on the same track, but moving in opposite directions.
22
posted on
09/29/2004 10:42:06 AM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Rap is to music what the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.)
To: garfab
Common knowledge in Washington is that his hair is artificial too.
It's mostly hair-plugs
23
posted on
09/29/2004 10:42:11 AM PDT
by
Chewbacco
(Well, if ribbons and medals are identical, then by his own admission he did throw away his medals!!)
To: garfab
The "Great Pumpkin" rising out of the pumpkin patch.
Run for the hills Charlie Brown.
24
posted on
09/29/2004 10:42:55 AM PDT
by
Puckster
To: garfab
I have it from a plumber that nothing has been applied to the face of Agent Orange. "John's just been flushed lately."
25
posted on
09/29/2004 10:43:04 AM PDT
by
Pirate21
(For honorable leadership, re-elect President George W. Bush.)
To: Old Professer
LOL. Plastic surgeons are notoriously dim.
26
posted on
09/29/2004 10:43:37 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: Prost1
I think it's one of those Lance Armstrong cancer survivor support bracelets. I've seen a couple of people with them last time I was at the gym and I believe Bush has one too. I'd be pretty surprised though if Kerry wears it outside of photo ops.
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posted on
09/29/2004 10:43:38 AM PDT
by
Ex-Dem
(http://www.bugmenot.com <-- bypass those registration forms on news websites)
To: garfab
Yeah, he got rid of the pink tie, but he still has that stupid yellow bracelet. The guy has gone from grey to technicolor. "Technicolor Kerry", i like that.
To: Congressman Billybob
But, is it as strange when Gore tried to look like Reagan in the 2000 debates?
Dem's do not seem comfortable with who they are.
29
posted on
09/29/2004 10:44:49 AM PDT
by
Puckster
To: garfab
Notwithstanding the fact that Kerry is a traitor, I would not want a man for president who is so insecure about his looks that he feels a need to get botox injections before he goes on camera for a debate.
To: capt. norm
With all the facial treatments, it appears that John Kerry and Michael Jackson are on the same track, but moving in opposite directions.And I think they just crossed in the middle...
31
posted on
09/29/2004 10:47:28 AM PDT
by
GaltMeister
(I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
To: garfab
What is Kerry's latest reaction to the suntan or is he sticking to the original lie?
32
posted on
09/29/2004 10:47:37 AM PDT
by
Dante3
To: garfab
Just what we need ... a president who looks like Joan Rivers!
33
posted on
09/29/2004 10:47:40 AM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
("F" Stands for FLIP-FLOP ...)
To: Congressman Billybob
Ok, now you're janking with my enjoyment, pray tell Congressman, what is insectacide?
Just joshing with ya!
34
posted on
09/29/2004 10:49:12 AM PDT
by
Quilla
To: garfab
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posted on
09/29/2004 10:49:29 AM PDT
by
Esther Ruth
(And because they served the creation instead of the Creator - God gave them over ......)
To: garfab; MassExodus; Old_Professor
Apparently his stylists have decided he will be going with a deeply tanned Phantom Menace Darth Maul look. Which should go well with the hysteria of his call for the mass slaughter of human embryos for High-Weirdness Frankenstein medical research.
To: garfab
With that blazer ascot and carotene colored face he is starting to look like a derelict version
of George Hamilton
37
posted on
09/29/2004 10:50:48 AM PDT
by
joesnuffy
(If you can read this tagline...thank the "Big Blogger")
To: Puckster
That was hilarious!
You never knew which Gore was going to show up, angry Gore, calm Gore, conciliatory Gore
He made drastic changes to his looks and personality from each debate to the next. Saturday Night Live had a field day!
38
posted on
09/29/2004 10:50:49 AM PDT
by
Chewbacco
(Well, if ribbons and medals are identical, then by his own admission he did throw away his medals!!)
To: Reagan Man
"Tereayza, stop saying 'it's alive, its alive.' "
39
posted on
09/29/2004 10:51:09 AM PDT
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: garfab
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...the vacuity of it all.........Kerry for President.....eeeerrrrrrr wait.........just in, Kerry for Senator........he's hedging his bets........and/or once again modifying his position..........tomorrow he'll have a chemical peel.
The next great Black President will restore his "Whitey" appeal.
40
posted on
09/29/2004 10:52:47 AM PDT
by
Puckster
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