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Kerry's "Orange Skin" an explaination from an Plastic Surgeon
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| Sept.28.2004
Posted on 09/29/2004 10:32:56 AM PDT by garfab
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To: Prost1
To: garfab
Botox and fake tans ... just the sort of metrosexual cake-boy we need in the White House to go up against people that train for years to fly planes into our buildings, and videotape themselves beheading fathers, and live to die in glorious Jihad.
A President Kerry might actually have an effect on terrorism ... they will be too busy laughing to cut off any heads.
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posted on
09/29/2004 10:58:21 AM PDT
by
spodefly
(A bunny-slippered operative in the Vast Right-Wing Pajama Party.)
To: Old Professer; garfab
Crusty Curmudgeon hits again.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:00:29 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: garfab
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:00:31 AM PDT
by
McGruff
To: Semper Paratus
Agreed. He is in the S*** Locker for sure. He's gonna get the deep six on Thursday night.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:01:44 AM PDT
by
gunnygail
(Founding member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. (I operate the minigun, more fun there)
To: Congressman Billybob
Wasps are very intelligent and have great eyesight. I had a nest on my sailboat one year. They didn't bother my regular crew but got agitated whenever a stranger came aboard. They would follow the boat until we got about a half mile away from shore and would meet us about that far out when we returned.
I had a nest above my front door. They wouldn't even spread their wings when I came home but if anyone else was with me they got agitated. They would attack anyone who wasn't with me.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:02:06 AM PDT
by
bayourod
(The parrot is dead. Honor your guarantee now Dan Rather.)
To: Prost1
It denotes the color of his spine.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:02:09 AM PDT
by
gunnygail
(Founding member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. (I operate the minigun, more fun there)
To: Prost1
Maybe the yellow bracelet is a GPS locater device, so that Edwards can always find out where Kerry is.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:02:15 AM PDT
by
DrDavid
(I'd Rather Not)
To: SandyInSeattle
His eyes are going different directions.
Look carefully & you'll notice that in lots of kerry photos. He has lazy eye.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:03:07 AM PDT
by
elli1
To: Puckster
You hit it exactly! I don't think anyone could really be comfortable being "who[the Dems]are."
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:03:22 AM PDT
by
Kylie_04
To: Esther Ruth
You know, I just love FReepers! Where else could I get good cosmetic advice on removing orange tan stuff while I'm getting my political fix? This was interesting stuff.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:05:40 AM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
(Vote for President Bush as if your life depends on it. It may.)
To: garfab
I have it from a plastic surgeon that the "Orange Man effect" is the result of what is described as a spray on tan product
If you've ever seen a bodybuilding show you'll recognize it immediately. Its just a spray on tan so that they look a lot better up on stage. They look "normal" on stage, but off they're freaky looking.
I'm guessing Kerry took it a little too far. Its better to have some tan when on TV, but he's not going to go out for Mr Olympia any time soon.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:07:20 AM PDT
by
lelio
To: Chewbacco
Funny you mention that. I saw him on the AM news and the shot caught the back of his head. I thought it looked like Ron Popiel's Ronco Spray-on Hair.
To: garfab
john kerry decides to be honest with the American voter.
"I think they'll accept me for who I am" 
To: armymarinemom
To: garfab
The REAL story is that they LIE when they dont have to LIE.
If they had just admitted "yeah he applied a tanning lotion" it would not be nearly as funny.
They lie when the lie makes them look even stupider than the truth.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:10:33 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
To: garfab
Come on, people.
He's just getting into the upcoming holiday spirit just a bit early. It's a nice, seasonal color.
</sarcasm off>
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:13:16 AM PDT
by
Eagle of Liberty
("If you understood what communism was, you would pray that we would be communist." - Jane Fonda)
To: Mr. K
They lie when the lie makes them look even stupider than the truth.
What I can't understand about the lie is that its so easily shot down: no one gets freaky orange from a couple hours of playing flag football. Doesn't anyone at Kerry HQ ever think these things through? I can't tell if they're just dumb or are so arrogant they think everyone will accept what they say.
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:13:36 AM PDT
by
lelio
To: garfab
Jeepers, what if Kerry has a bad reaction right in the middle of the debate?
The botox could migrate from his sweat glands to his vocal chords, and render him incapable of speaking.
That would be really horrible wouldn't it?
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:14:15 AM PDT
by
Liz
(The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)
To: Dante3
What is Kerry's latest reaction to the suntan or is he sticking to the original lie? "I was visiting the zoo, and when the guide said 'orangutan' I thought he said 'orange tan' - sounded good to me so I went for it..."
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posted on
09/29/2004 11:15:19 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(The fruitcake doesn't fall too far from the tree...)
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