Kerry has an idea to end the Iraqi Insurgency (And they WILL STOP!)

1 posted on 09/29/2004 12:37:50 PM PDT by areafiftyone

To: areafiftyone

Hmm. You might be on to something.

But, doesn't that violate the Geneva Accords, or something? I mean, he IS a war criminal...

2 posted on 09/29/2004 12:44:22 PM PDT by Old Sarge (ZOT 'em all, let MOD sort 'em out!)

Lurch could always threaten to name Tereza ambassador to Iraq.

3 posted on 09/29/2004 12:45:35 PM PDT by dirtboy (Kerry could have left 'Nam within a week if Purple Hearts were awarded for shots to the foot.)

LOL that would scary anyone to death!

4 posted on 09/29/2004 12:46:24 PM PDT by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)

To: areafiftyone

5 posted on 09/29/2004 12:47:46 PM PDT by spodefly (A bunny-slippered operative in the Vast Right-Wing Pajama Party.)

To: areafiftyone

I thought his plan was to put Saddam back in charge. It wouldn't surprise me.

6 posted on 09/29/2004 12:48:23 PM PDT by QQQQQ (Defeat Kerry. Support the SwiftVets. Keep the ads on the air. http://www.swiftvets.com)

To: areafiftyone

He could concede the election.

7 posted on 09/29/2004 12:48:57 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)

To: areafiftyone

He'll bore them to death?

8 posted on 09/29/2004 12:49:51 PM PDT by Peach (The Clinton's pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)

To: areafiftyone

9 posted on 09/29/2004 12:50:43 PM PDT by pookie18

Thanks for the link. Funny stuff!

10 posted on 09/29/2004 12:53:25 PM PDT by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)

To: areafiftyone

It`s true..Kerry will put the terrorists in a stunned catatonic state that any country could be so serious as to even think of putting such a complete and utter dork in charge of the free world...."Allah Abkar! It does not compute!"

John Kerry is running for President..And he wants you to know....

he is well balanced...

he fears no obstacle..

he shows power in style....

he is manly....

..uhhhh...well sort of manly....

No make that manly!

He likes really really likes oranges

So much that he likes to look like one!

Just like the Oompa Loompas!

And he is racially sensitive....

And he is intimidated by steelworkers (as we all are).

Plus he can step on the US flag while speaking about why he loves the flag...

But he is reporting for Duty!

And he gets soccer balls stuck to his forehead from the botox leaking out.......

Oh yes, and he is reporting for duty......

And he`s afraid of getting hit in the face by a football

Ouch I say!

And he knows how to cut in line and step over ropes for a photo op...

And he can imitate a monkey....

And he also has a cool finger that has mutated freakishly long from constant use pointing blame at other people..

So here he comes...

THE BIGGEST FREGGIN` DORK TO EVER RUN FOR PRESIDENT!

JOHN `EFFEN KERRY!!

"Mama! Wawa! Goo goo! Mama! Wawa!"

Kerry and his method of self promotion.....

11 posted on 09/29/2004 12:54:23 PM PDT by Imaverygooddriver ( What`s the difference between Windows XP and John Kerry? Windows XP works once in a while.)

To: Imaverygooddriver

The last picture's a phony (it's got an image of JF'nK from the first picture). JF'nK's got enough real stuff to make fun of. We can't be passing fakes around when we're getting on Rather's case.

12 posted on 09/29/2004 1:52:32 PM PDT by Family Guy (I disagree with what you said, but I'll defend to the death your right to shut up.)

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