You know one of my explainations will stick won't it?
/sarcasm off
Posted on 09/30/2004 1:13:24 AM PDT by kattracks
"My, it's hot. Anyone have a Perrier and an Egyptian cotton towel for this man? WHAT? NO PERRIER? Have you discussed this with your union steward? We'll get to the bottom of this RIGHT AWAY! Of course, you can bet that the White House has all the Perrier they can drink! Now, if you'll excuse me, my fake tan is sweating off...have to look good for the cameras, you know..."
Sheesh, the NYDN has it exactly backwards... He voted for it *before* he voted against it, not "after". What a way to blow the opening line of the article.
That's why he can debate himself for an indefinite period. He doesn't need anyone else.
It's obvious over the past few days that JK is trying too hard to become the nation's second black president.
bttt
I think he joined to enhance his resume. Fleeing to Canada wouldn't look good of a resume. You notice he only signed up for the least dangerous actions. Not that many, many didn't do the same thing when they joined other branches who were less likely to be sent to Nam. It was his cut and run after 3 baby boo, boos that was the worst of his military stint. And his pacifist activities after he came back.
Lurch is a pretty good mock name for John, but I recently saw a Munsters episode where Herman was struck by lightning or something and became his Fred Gwynne alter ego (thus frightening him terribly,of course). I swear, Fred Gwynne in Herman Munster's getup looks more like John Kerry than Kerry himself ever did...
Since 1948 (Dewey)the candidate who acts like he thinks he is smarter than the other one always loses(Mondale, Dukakis, Gore, Ke- oh, excuse me)
"McCurry suggested Kerry may try to turn the flip-flop taunts against Bush. If the issue is consistency, it's fair for us to point out that President Bush has consistently been wrong,"
If Bush is a flip flopper how can he be consistantly wrong?
At least W said Kerry is like a broken clock. he right a least twice.
You know one of my explainations will stick won't it?
/sarcasm off
well done! LOL
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