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To: Grig
How about:

"I can't....I'm an aethist"

"I can't...I'm too liberal"

"I can't...I voted for Gore"

"I can't...the AFL-CIO hasn't told me how yet"

"I can't...My guru says it ruins my karma"

"I can't...my chakras aren't balanced"

"I can't...It makes me look like a liberal."

"I can't...under the protect of the Fifth Amendment"

"I can't...its not a legally controlling authority."

"I can't....Hillary won't let me"

21 posted on 09/30/2004 11:23:45 AM PDT by bpjam (I don't know what a neo-con is and neither does anybody else.)
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To: bpjam
"I can't...It makes me look like a liberal."

Or the famous John Kerry answer:

"I can't...but I could!"

23 posted on 09/30/2004 11:28:17 AM PDT by Prime Choice (It is dangerous to be right when wicked is called 'good.')
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To: bpjam; sierrahome
Here's one for Kerry:

"I'm Catholic, but oh, what the hell..."

32 posted on 09/30/2004 11:50:35 AM PDT by T Minus Four (Proud to live in Utah - a WHOLE state.)
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