[The Hollywood Conservative]

The Kerry Adminisration:

Secretary of Defense: Commander Wharf
CIA Director: James Van Praagh
Vice President: Crossing over with John Edward
National Security Advisor: BatBoy
Secretary Of Agriculture: The Crop Circle Guys
Secretary of the Interior: An Ewok

[BenLurkin]

You left off an important space dignitary:

[El Gato]

Secretary of Defense: Commander Wharf

No, he wouldn't pick Wharf. Wharf is on honorable warrior, as are most, but not all, Klingons. Wharf would actually make a great SecDef. Kerry would pick someone like Q perhaps. OTOH, he is sort of like Q, at least in his total arrogance.