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To: Psycho_Bunny
I am hereby offering $50,000 to anyone who can prove they ran with John Kerry in the Boston Marathon.

I HEREBY CLAIM THE $50,000, I ran with John Kerry in 1980..no it was 1981, wait it was 1983 I remember now..yeah that's the ticket 1983...

He was so concerned about missing a day in the Senate I remember that well...he took his pet hamster with him...his daughters cheered him on...he had his $5,000 custom made jogging shoes and outfit...

I have some documents to prove it, I will fax you copies of the doc from Kinkos..

ps what type font was in use in 1983?

The guy is a pathological liar...

113 posted on 10/05/2004 12:45:38 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: rolling_stone

This is the World of Commander McKerry Your hair will curl in the World of McKerry. He fights monsters galore And then asks for still more Or so says the brag of McKerry. When on the hill the marines plant a flag They may be led by Commander McKerry. With a cannon in hand He can beat any band Or so says the brag of McKerry. Fencing and fighting and round table knighting And slaying of dragons, too. Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling There's nothing McKerry can't do. Hunting and trapping and gold miner mapping And flying to Timbuktu. Roping and riding and Indian guiding Commander McKerry comes through. This is the World of Commander McKerry Your head will whirl in the World of McKerry. He can do anything In his world he's a king Or so says the brag of McKerry


115 posted on 10/05/2004 12:53:14 PM PDT by Always Independent
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