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I don't know if this was posted earlier in a different form, but here it is on MSNBC.
1 posted on 10/07/2004 11:20:39 AM PDT by Question Liberal Authority
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While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old grizzled Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about John Kerry's possibility of being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Kerry's one of them 'post turtles'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down 'afore he hurts hisself."

Nuff said............


2 posted on 10/07/2004 11:23:44 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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WOW! MSNBC? What? Good editorial!

He is right on! I love the quote: "This sounds like the John Kerry of 1971. I can't help but think that, for Kerry, every war is Vietnam. And if he's President, I'm afraid that might turn out to be the case."

Time to e-mail the writer and tell him good job.


3 posted on 10/07/2004 11:23:55 AM PDT by mrplind (Heavy on the Mister)
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4 posted on 10/07/2004 11:24:20 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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for Kerry, every war is Vietnam.  And if he's President, I'm afraid that might turn out to be the case.

This guy nails it.

5 posted on 10/07/2004 11:25:08 AM PDT by T. Buzzard Trueblood ("the bribed, the coerced, the bought and the extorted."-John Kerry on our allies)
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ping


6 posted on 10/07/2004 11:25:12 AM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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Body bags. This sounds like the John Kerry of 1971. I can't help but think that, for Kerry, every war is Vietnam. And if he's President, I'm afraid that might turn out to be the case.

That's a good point. For Kerry, Iraq is Vietnam. For Bush, it's WWII. Which one do you prefer?

Vote accordingly.
7 posted on 10/07/2004 11:26:20 AM PDT by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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you'd almost think the press "wants sKerry to win"--

DUH!

8 posted on 10/07/2004 11:26:28 AM PDT by Mister Baredog ((Part of the Reagan legacy is to re-elect G.W. Bush))
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keeper


12 posted on 10/07/2004 11:27:40 AM PDT by NeonKnight
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Good read!


14 posted on 10/07/2004 11:31:59 AM PDT by Heff ("Liberty is not America's gift to the world, it's the Almighty's gift to humanity" GW Bush 4/12/04)
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To: Question Liberal Authority; Peach; prairiebreeze; Dog; Miss Marple; Iowa Granny; Howlin

bttt


15 posted on 10/07/2004 11:32:18 AM PDT by kayak (Have you prayed for your President today?)
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HOW ARE YOU JOHN!!
ALL YOUR CASE ARE BELONG TO US.
18 posted on 10/07/2004 11:34:06 AM PDT by RichInOC (BEAT 'JOHN'. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.)
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Good report. I'm glad it made it to the MSM. Thank you Mr. Reynolds for this. It will make it harder for the left to ignore the truth.


20 posted on 10/07/2004 11:35:12 AM PDT by starvingstudent (ask your favorite leftist: "If there is another civil war, who do you think will win?")
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21 posted on 10/07/2004 11:35:20 AM PDT by petercooper (Everything I ever needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9-11-01.)
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The author underestimates the ability of the MSM to ignore a story. Shoot, they can ignore this for a measily 3 weeks!


23 posted on 10/07/2004 11:37:39 AM PDT by Tallguy (If the Kerry campaign implodes any further, they'll reach the point of "singularity" by election day)
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I can't wait until this hits the debate tomorrow night! "Senator Kerry, does Chirac's alliance with Saddam pass the global test?"

You know, when we leave Iraq, a stop in France wouldn't be much of a detour.....


24 posted on 10/07/2004 11:38:40 AM PDT by Terpesman
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It's hard to pass the "Global Test" when the people grading it are being bribed to administer a failing grade.

This part of the report has been ignored (of course) by the MSM so far. I hope it gains traction.

26 posted on 10/07/2004 11:40:19 AM PDT by centexan (Go 1st Cav - stay safe and come home soon)
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MSNBC? Now that FOX is going liberal and leaving a vast majority of conservative viewers in their wake, is MSNBC swooping in for the pick-up? Will this be a trend now that Tom Brokaw is stepping down? Hey, I wouldn't mind. MSNBC has much better graphics than those dark, brooding colors on FOX News. I just hope they don't forget what made FOX fun to watch...


27 posted on 10/07/2004 11:41:43 AM PDT by Hatteras
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--you'd almost think the press "wants Kerry to win"--

From the evidence I've seen, it could be stated as Fact!

32 posted on 10/07/2004 11:50:15 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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"...outbid the bad guys..."

Now there's thought. Something positive that George Soros could do?

33 posted on 10/07/2004 11:55:49 AM PDT by etcetera (All men are endowed by their creator with the inalienable right to shoot back.)
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Kerry just finished taking questions from press. Three of them. He was awful!!! Stuttering, twitching, didn't look good at all.


36 posted on 10/07/2004 12:01:51 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (KEdwards vowed to hunt down al Qaeda wherever it is, unless wherever's in Iraq.)
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