Aaah! They found out!
Now we'll have to kill them all!!!!!
< /sheesh >
Seriesly! Personally, I'm quite tired after the last batch!
Al-Queda has nothing on us...
(and it is quite telling that they wouldn't DARE make a movie insinuating Muhammad never existed and that a group of fundamentalist Muslims would track down and kill someone who discovered such a "fact"...)
Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
How about Rome's best kept secret: Nero never existed. The government made him up out of necessity.
Evolution's best kept secret: Darwin never existed. His followers made him up out of necessity.
Like C.S. Lewis said, the existence of the largest religion in the world cannot be explained if Christ was not raised from the dead, and in order to be raised, he had to exist. And we have the testimony of many secular sources to satisfy all but the skeptic who covers his eyes with his hands. See Jesus & Christian Origins Outside the New Testament by F.F. Bruce.