Six layed off as fire engines used to lure women

Sydney Morning Herald ^ | October 14, 2004 | Reuters

[ken5050]

That's a dumptruck on Viagra..

[Brilliant]

Them fire engines are a chick magnet.

[Larry Lucido]

Can someone post the picture from the movie Roxanne where the truck with the raised ladder is backed into a fire house?

No results when I google "roxanne fire engine".

When I just google "roxanne," I get page after page of porn models.

This may take a while. :-)

[Yo-Yo]

"It's an inappropriate use of city equipment, obviously," King said.

Hey, it's only city equipment when I'm on duty!

[Larry Lucido]

I used to be a ladder company

Either you left out a preposition or you have an impressive resume. :-)

[cyborg]

I'm almost afraid to correct myself without making a sexual innuendo. Nevermind :-)

[Gator113]

Hey little girl, would you like a ride in my red wagon? Oh no...I remember doing that!!

[BJClinton]

...using city fire engines to meet women...largest internal probe ever

Ahem.

[BJClinton]

Birthday suit?

[Praxeologue]

You know that it would be untrue

You know that I would be a liar

If I was to say to you

Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on baby, light my fire

Come on baby, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through

No time to wallow in the mire

Try now we can only lose

And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on baby, light my fire

Come on baby, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire, yeah

The time to hesitate is through

No time to wallow in the mire

Try now we can only lose

And our love become a funeral pyre

Come on baby, light my fire

Come on baby, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire, yeah

You know that it would be untrue

You know that I would be a liar

If I was to say to you

Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Come on baby, light my fire

Come on baby, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire

Try to set the night on fire

Try to set the night on fire

Try to set the night on fire

[Larry Lucido]

I get it. You left out the letter "d".

Ducking for cover.

[cyborg]

Hey! :o)

[BobS]

Those must be the same guys that took a bunch of hookers onto Torrejon AB in an AF truck some years ago. SO they get kicked out and join the FD?

[Junior]

"I got your hose right here, baby!"

[razorback-bert]

To think I wasted my money buying Porsches.

[codyjacksmom]

I'd love to know what their pick up line was....maybe "Hey baby, want to play with my hose?"

[BobS]

"I got your hose right here, baby!"

Navy friends call them hosemonsters.

[JRandomFreeper]

Current cat and original street? Cassandra Delaware? May I chose a former cat and a later street? Like Max Brookfield or Lefty Bomber Row? I don't like this game. I wrote a script to do all the permutations, and I don't have a decent name in any of the 2148 non-duplicate names.

I may have created the world's first 'worst' list of bad porn-star names... Probably not... 8>)

/john

[7.62 x 51mm]

LOL!

[Larry Lucido]

"Current cat and original street? Cassandra Delaware?"

Guess I'm Vincent Chalmers.