Posted on 10/13/2004 4:42:09 PM PDT by aculeus
Gay.
Using a fire truck as an aid for pick ups seems like an obvious ploy, now that I think of it, not that I have a firetruck.
Kind of like pulling up to a Hooters on the Inland Waterway in a yacht or gofast boat, and seeing if some cute girls would like to come aboard and see the craft. I think it a good idea.
Lat time I checked, a fire truck was for fighting fires and saving lives, not as a sex toy.
Here is to heat.
Not the kind that brings down shacks and shanties.
But the kind that brings down slacks and panties.
hes a hooker
hooker & ladder?
For some reason, I LIKE the name "Lefty Bomber Row".
Hook her and later???
What kind of question is that?
And yes, I will be able to procrastinate some more thanks to The Bombers...
They were so excited this morning ... even if the Prudhomme-style pie was missing all the outer crust which I took off in advance to save them the trouble! (I warned them I was experimenting big-time this round.) Still, it was funny to see Al's face as he tried to figure out what the hell I'd brought this time.
Told me if they could EVER do anything for me, I should just let them know. I should have asked them for a shirt but I told him instead I see what they do and I'm paying THEM back.
That day B and I watched the old man crater next to their engine and I banged on their door? There was no "Aw geez ... we got the Useless Eaters dropping on our doorstep now?" but instead "Hey Pops ... you having a rough morning? I think we maybe need to get you a ride to ... " (wherever they take poor souls like him). You can imagine how many folks they peel off the pavement around here as a rule anyway.
I'm glad I didn't swear off for good ... looks like I am grandfathered in.
That's why I'm glad B is there and not here ;)
What a terrible thought!
(I've mopped floors more this last week than the last two years ... I'm sure this is a win:win of some sort but he's been crying at night so I'll be checking into more aggressive measures re: the increasingly "horny" thingamabob. He's simply too pumped about outrunning me on the sidewalk and chasing down hot babes on Esplanade not to go the whole ten yards and give him what relief I can. =)
Last Tango In Paris?
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