"OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
"They Better Hope We Don't Win" - Kerry Campaign Threat to Sinclair Broadcasting
Posted on 10/15/2004 1:56:34 PM PDT by dirtboy
TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
Sung to the tune of Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit
One raisin makes you louder
One more raisin makes you crawl
And the ninth raisin soaked with gin
Makes you feel nothing at all
Go ask Teresa
When she's off the wall
And if you go on eating raisins
And you know Lurch is going to fall
Tell the reporters to all shove it
And then empty out the bowl
Call Teresa
She knows it all
While the White Queen talks of shame
And Flipper slurs the South
Well the Red Queen eats more raisins
And puts her foot back in her mouth
Go ask Teresa
She’ll tell you where to go
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy drunk
And Flipper’s talking backwards
Just get drunker than a skunk
Remember what Teresa said
Soak your head
Soak you head
BRAVO!
Take nine raisins. Soak them in gin for two weeks. After the two weeks have passed, throw the damn raisins away and drink the gin.
songwriter/parody PING
LOL. Great job.
That's most excellent, but somehow, I think DR. Seuss is more appropriate..
ROFL
That's great!
LOL!!! ping
It really fits the whole JFnK campaign 1960's Viet Nam theam very well.
Wonder how many Viet Nam flicks that song has been a part of?
Jesse Jackson no longer needs to wonder why there
are no black raisins in the Kerry campaign.
I was wondering if anyone was going to comment on her drunken behavior. Especially AFTER she returned from rehab this summer. I have to chuckle remembering the elitist UCLA Graduate School of Library Science "disinviting" the First Lady to speak at commencement, the very first professional librarian to reside in the White House. Imagine that!
ROFLOL!
Why doesn't Kitty Heinz just go straight for the hairspray bottle?
Is this the Kerry Health plan for America?
The Teresa Heinz Kerry Health Plan.
"OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
"They Better Hope We Don't Win" - Kerry Campaign Threat to Sinclair Broadcasting
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