Kerry Names his Heroes

10/16/04 | Fox News

[Timeout]

Kerry was asked at a town hall meeting to name his heroes.

The said he has 3 heroes:

Christopher Reeve

Michael J. Fox and

Max Cleland

[Timeout]

Man, that's pitiful.

[LOC1]

If Kerry should happen to win, we will face an increased probability of terrorist attacks here in the US.

Kerry is Osama’s man, Bush is mine.

[Founding Father]

Where is Ghengis Khan?

[cripplecreek]

Won't Ho Chi Minh feel slighted?

[atomicpossum]

Yes, I'm sure thoughts of Christopher Reeve, Michael J. Fox and Max Cleland have helped him weather the storms of life........

(And they make fun of W's reference to Christ?)

[freedumb2003]

3 victims of circumstances beyond their control.

Although handled somewhat nobely it looks like pandering to me (newsflash: Democrat panders!).

My heros:

GWB
Ronald Reagan
whoever was the guy that released the bomb in Tora Bora that killed UBL

[stop_fascism]

How could he foget Ho, Mao, Fidel and Daniel Ortega?

[CityOntheHill]

I'm surprised he didn't put Ho Chi Minh in there.

[Armedanddangerous]

Don't you mean Jengis?

[GMMAC]

Presumably, Curly, Larry and Moe were already taken?

[sissyjane]

What -no Jacque Chirac??

No Koffe Annan?

No -I'm going to teach you how to try and steal the election- Al Gore?

[counterpunch]

Strange, I thought they would be Jane Fonda, Benedict Arnold, and Ho Chi Minh?

[patriciamary]

What an ass.

[Cyclopean Squid]

I would have guessed JK's 3 heroes thusly:
1) John Kennedy
2) Jenjis (sic) Khan
3) Tahrayza's accountant

[No Blue States]

Where is Neville Chamberlain? He must have forgot him.

[SkyPilot]

Don't forget "Uncle Ho!"

[NetSurfer]

No Lenin?

No Stalin?

[hansel]

Well, he has mentioned that Ho Chi Minh was the George Washington of Asia....

I'm surprised he didn't mention Mary Cheney at the rate he's going...

[counterpunch]

Don't forget Che.

[KJC1]

I'm surprised he didn't say:
Me
Myself, and
I

[Brilliant]

All his heros are victims.

Of course, they would probably say that Christ was a victim. I don't agree, though.

[nwrep]

He forgot Lance Armstrong and Ellen DeGeneres.

[Avenger]

Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke. Can't the man for once just give an honest answer instead of saying what he thinks is politically useful? Americans are not that stupid. Most of us can spot this sort of inauthenticity a mile away and we hate it.

[An.American.Expatriate]

You mean it wasn't:

1. Me
2. Myself
3. I

?????

[finnman69]

PANDERBEAR

[cynicom]

He left off Benedict Arnold.

[tophat9000]

what a pandering ahole....

[JessieHelmsJr]

heres the real list

Ho Chi Minh
The guy who invented Botox
The guy who invented the Tuopee
John Heinz
Bin Laden
Saddam Hussein
Any Communist Dictator

[SkyPilot]

[Timeout]

Any clued-in politician would have named the firemen and police of 9/11.

Kerry blew it again.

[CityOntheHill]

Unbelievable!!

[Mr. Wright]

Potential list makers:
Reverand Al Sharpton; Jesse Jackson; Hillary Rodam Clinton;
Michael Moore; Jane Fonda; Ho Chi Min; Rep. Shiela Jackson Lee;
Tom Daschle; Al Gore; Jimmy Carter; Michael Dukaikis;
Geraldine Ferarro; Barbara Streisand; Bruce Springstien;
Walter Mondale.

[MrFred]

[Time is now]

All American First Team:

Captain: Jesus Christ
Quaterback: George Washington
Halfback: Abe Lincoln
Full Back: Ron Reagan
Wide Receiver: Dubya

Fans: Freedom Lovers around the World!

[Timeout]

And don't forget the passengers of Flight 93.

[atomicpossum]

Che?

[tazannie]

never thought I would say this, but if (God forbid) Kerry wins, I would not support my president. I have criticized dems for not supporting Bush, but I really don't think this is hypocritical. Kerry represents a true danger to this country.

[NetSurfer]

LOL

[Fzob]

Kerry just reeks of doofus.

[RGT]

Huh?

Two actors with bad luck and a guy who doesn't have enough sense not to go near a grenade laying on the ground?

No John F. Kennedy?

No doubt he was saying what the crowd wanted to hear.

What a guy.

[Bandaneira]

My top ten people of all time. (Excluding Moshiach...)

Moses
Maimonides
Jeremiah
Isaiah
Ezekiel
Joseph
Bertha Pappenheim
Vilna Gaon
Satmar Rav
George Washington

[LiveFreeorDieNow]

[G.Mason]

Let me see if I've got that right.

Kerry likes rich women and sickly men.

Does that about sum it up?

[FlJoePa]

It most certainly is pitiful.

In his twisted mind, choosing a hero must evoke some sort of sympathy that will inevitably win him at least ONE MORE VOTE.

How about Abraham Lincoln? Washington? Hell, even JFK you DORK!

I swear this guy would campaign in a pink tutu with a clown nose if he thought it would get him ONE MORE VOTE.

[Darkwolf377]

No Boris Karloff? Man, once these guys get too big for their britches, they forget the little people who inspired them...

[dubyain04jebin08and12]

>>> I'm surprised he didn't mention Mary Cheney at the rate he's going...

Beat me to it! DANG!!!

[Joann37]

I guess he forgot Larry Flynt? He's also in a wheelchair.

[Rome2000]

This is Kerry yesterday

Wonder what follishness he will be up to today.

[tomnbeverly]

OMG how totally out of the mainstream is that... He might as well have said Michael Moore, Rosey Odonnel and Whoopi Goldberg....

What is wrong with this guy... Again this man is not a nice man... he is evil..

[tomnbeverly]

Superman goes back to the future and blows his legs off... How quaint.