Posted on 10/17/2004 4:47:46 AM PDT by OXENinFLA

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Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass.,visits the Village Grocery in Buchanan, Ohio, Saturday, October 16, 2004. He was there to buy a hunting license. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert) |
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(Excerpt) Read more at miami.com ...
Oh, you have got to read this story.
And here's my question; WHAT'S JOHN KERRY GOING TO DO WITH A HUNTING LICENSE?
This could get funny real quick

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (news - web sites) points to the shotgun presented to him at a rally on the West Family farm in Wakefield, Ohio October 16, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder
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Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites) looks at a new shotgun that was given to him during a rally on the West Family Farm, Saturday, Oct. 16, 2004 in Wakefield, Ohio. (AP Photo/David Kohl) |
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The Botox is holding up.
Kerry asks himself,
'How can I fool'm today? '
Kerry asks himself "Which way does the pointy end of this thing go?"

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Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., buys a hunting license inside the Village Grocery in Buchanan, Ohio, Saturday, Oct. 16, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert) |
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The true test would be that if/when kerry actually does go hunting and is successul...
Will he clean his own kill?
I bet a bundlle the answer is NO!!
My dogs were lying down next to me sleeping peacefully...I've laughed so much over this they're now wide awake and looking at me askance :)
But really, when you can't get an ice cream- isn't a hunting license the VERY next thing you think of buying?
What about the children... Save the Ptarmigan ! blah..blah.. blah..
Kerry needs to demonstrate to the crowd how he crawls around on his belly hunting for deer.
Is it just me or when John Kerry gets his hands on a firearm, does it remind you of the pictures of Saddam Hussein firing his off the balcony at one of the presidential palaces. I know this is probably not a new thought, but looks very uncomfortable with them and unless he has checked the firearm personally to make sure it is unloaded he seems to handle the weapons in a very caviler manner. This is coming from someone who knows nothing about guns.
What a transparent pinhead. "Hey folks, never mind my voting record and positions. I'm gonna spend $140 of my wife's money on a hunting license, and buy a gun...look...see my new gun? Since I spent that whopping amount of money on a gun and license, do you REALLY think I'm gonna have my administration take away my own gun? They'll have to finesse this hunting accoutrement right out of my frigid, expired appendages before that transpires."
Calling PETA, calling PETA!
Nevermind. Kerry probably couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, let alone bring down a live moving target.
When it comes to opinions, even the scale wants to put its
two cents in...
Isn't there a Federal 10 day waiting period? If so, how does sKerry walk out with a gun? Especially if he is NOT a resident of that state????
Someone needs to ask Kerry where he intends to hunt in Ohio. I bet he doesn't know his head from a hole-in-the-ground as to where to go.
Actually he looks just like Saddam holding a gun in the same fashion while addressing the Iraqis.
Kerry hunting deer in SE Ohio... What a friggin joke!
I don't know about the 10 day waiting period. If the gun was a gift from individual to individual does the State require a notice of ownership transfer?
Will Kerry be a patriot and show us how pro-2A he is by holding up an AR-15? Nope. His idear is that the 2A is for hunting only....shotguns and single shot bolt action rifles of limited caliber.
Couldn't have planed that better...........
Who's that poor deluded senior citizen gazing so adoringly at John F'n?
You're right! And if Kerry actually goes hunting he'll make sure to miss. Can you imagine Kerry holding up his kill for all to see? No, he'd lose to much of his base. Kerry wants to people to believe the 2nd ammendment is about hunting.
looking at the photo it struck me, Kerry reminds me of a toy that can be manipulated into various poses...we keep seeing the same poses over and over again.
Kerry has a shotgun at a rally? If I were his supporters, I would be very cautious if he brought a shotgun to his election night rally. Know what I'm saying?
Didn't the Yankees cream them 19-8?
Clean his own kill?
The man has never mowed a lawn, washed a car, or the dishes, cooked his own meals, took out the trash, did his own income taxes, booked a flight on a commercial airline, did his own grocery shopping, and on and on and on.
Clean his own kill?
I don't think so.
Just look at the faces of the two people behind the counter. Don't they look absolutely thrilled to have him there?
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!!
Someone needs to tell this doofus that you don't put your finger in the trigger guard until you are preparing to shoot. Furthermore, exactly when does he expect to go to Ohio to hunt? How come he isn't being asked by the MSM what he is buying a license for?
Father Lawrence Hummer, nevertheless, gave the moment an election-year flavor by criticizing church officials who condemn Catholic politicians who speak out for abortion rights, calling on them to use patient persistence and bring them into the fold.
"It is the task of the church to convince and to encourage through all patience, by word and example, those who do not agree[with ABORTION], not to ostracize them or treat them like lepers," Hummer said.
"There are many people who think that the destruction of Iraqi life is as direct an assault on the sacred as is the taking of unborn life. There are many people who regard the death penalty as an admission of the smallness of our nature rather than evidence of our greatness."
"God bless you. Win, will you?" Hummer told Kerry after mass ended.
WTF?!?!!!
The only serious hunting this guy does is for wives with money.
He gets a Forbes 400 list and begins to track 'em.
Once he spots one he gets into this tux and cumberbund and slithers up to them and say "Pardonez moi.....do you know who I am?"
"Je suis tres intereste en votre bucks...."
My guess is Kerry will not take the press. Or I should say, Kerry will not allow the press to tag along.
Probably trying to pay in Eurodollars...maybe even Francs. Taking so long as he figures out conversion in his head....
See the photo in post 11.....:-)
Why does Hanoi John look so uncomfortable when hes trying to play the role of the common man?
Does it mention whether he bought a JOCK STRAP, too?!
The big hunting season that just opened is BOW SEASON for Deer. He's out of the loop!
I guess he's gonna blast them squirrels or grouse.
I wonder if he met these details!
What is the hunter education requirement in Ohio?
All first-time license buyers must successfully complete an education course. The ODNR-Division of Wildlife offers both traditional instructor-led hunter & trapper education courses along with a home-study option. The home-study hunter education course requires a 4-hour hands-on training session. Those needing to enroll in a hunter education class can call 1-800-WILDLIFE (1-800-945-3543) or (614) 265-6300. Course listings are also available online at http://www.dnr.state.oh.us/wildlife/Hunting/huntered/hunted.html
How can I satisfy the hunter education requirement?
(1) show proof of successfully completing a hunter education course (2) present a previous hunting license from any state (3) sign an affidavit stating that purchaser is 21 or older and has previously held a hunting license.
What's scaring me is where this is all going to end up, if Kerry keeps slipping in the polls. Mary Beth Cahill will probably stage a photo op, a bare chested Botox Boy wrapped in 7.62 link and waving an M-60.
WOW! First picture, he is holding the gun just like Saddam always did!
So Dufus bought a hunting license? What does he plan on hunting? A quick search of the internet reveals (for Ohio):
Gun season: Antlered or antlerless deer statewide. Zones A, B, and C: Antlered or antlerless deer may be taken during the entire gun season, November 29 through December 5, 2004.
Grouse, squirrel, waterfowl, and dove appear to be the only thing in season.
Some one should ask him what he's hunting. If he's familiar with these dates, fine. But if he says he's going deer hunting, not so fine.

JFK ....November 3,2004

Photoshop Kerry's head onto Rambo.
Prior to this photo-op, how often has Kerry gone hunting in Ohio? And that toothy grin . . .
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