Al Gore. Uglier Every Day.

Reuters via Yahoo! ^ | 10/18/04

[ashtanga]

I don't care if a politician is fat, or angry, or is even in need of dental care. But why is it that the gimmiecrats don't understand that they look as if they are insanely frustrated that Western civilization is still intact? Don't they know how they look? Every now and again they wheel out a sane looking gimmicrat to spout talking points, but I think that this is an accident.

[sassbox]

you guys are hilarious! I wish I had the spare time to photoshop like that!

[CyberAnt]

Sorry .. but looks to me are not as important as his words and his deeds.

[tubebender]

Now I know he's angry and psychotic.

Psychotic...that is the word I was searching for this morning as I watched Fat Al flailing about....

[ladyinred]

ROTFLMAO!!! That is one of the funniest things I have seen here in quite some time!!!!!

[nclady]

What is with that red nose? Is he into the old Clinton habit?

[ladyinred]

I never noticed before that the creep wears a rug! OMG I am laughing so hard!

[Helms]

Cocaine nose,

necrotizing vasculitis and subsequent granuloma formation in the nasal septum, caused by cocaine abuse; prolonged use leads to septal perforation. Associated inflammatory soft tissue thickening may be seen in the nasal fossa. RH The Encyclopaedia of Medical Imaging Volume VI:2

2002-11-19 - Wireless Flash Weird News

Demand For Cocaine Nose Jobs Rising

N. MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- A Miami plastic surgeon has a message for drug dabblers: Cocaine can really blow your nose.

Facial reconstructor Dr. Julio Gallo says he's seeing more and more patients these days who have noses that are literally falling apart from years of snorting cocaine.

The damage ranges from small holes in the septum which cause problems with breathing to something called "saddle nose" in which the cartilage collapses, leaving a u-shape in the bridge.

Dr. Gallo repairs 10 to 12 cocaine-collapsed noses per year, using cartilage harvested from the patient or high-tech materials like Gore-Tex to rebuild the septum.

But he thinks the demand will increase as more long-time coke users learn plastic surgery can repair the damage they've done.

Dr. Gallo does have one requirement for patients: They must be clean and sober. That's because they'll easily undo all his reconstructive work if they start snorting again.

[tubebender]

Is he into the old Clinton habit?

My guess is he was Clintoons coke tester ala the Food Tasters of the Court. I'm sure the Secret Service wasn't running toxicity test on his supplier...

[jennyjenny]

If you actually saw him giving the speech on TV, you would have seen that his nose was so red it looked like he has a severe drinking problem, and he was sweating profusely.

[GRRRRR]

I just saw the clips from Brit tonight.
Algore is not going away gracefully. He and Teddy Kennedy have much in common...their brains are turning to mush from too much booze...just look at the man's nose.

The hitler pic is quite astonishingly accurate.
References to him sweating after giving over an hourlong diatribe against a REAL MAN are just glorious...algore is irrelevant.

[Dont Mention the War]

necrotizing vasculitis

I have to say, if I ever got the chance to pick what disease I'd have to get, I'd always go for the one without the word "necrotizing" in it.

[WashingtonSource]

My, what YELLOW teeth you have, Albert.

[nightdriver]

"He should talk to sKerry about a good wig man, but sKerrys slips often."

No lie? Is that picture and inset for real?

Someone ought to yank that rug off of Kerry's head the next time the Kerry-Edwards bunch brags about having "better hair" than Bush-Cheyney!

Incredible!

[WashingtonSource]

Good photo showing Kerry's wig askew!

[leadpenny]

I listened to his speech today. He's sounding more and more like the William Jennings Bryan character in "Inherit the Wind."

Algore is possessed.

[Helms]

I have seen crack users up close and some just lose their minds and howl around. Crack flies and users are like the "Night of the Living Dead". Gore reminds me of that.

Gore is a Soros puppet and along with Carter, Moore and Hollyweird have undermined the war effort.

I saw Horowitz discuss his new book and he pummels these guys.

[leadpenny]

I was certain he didn't wear a piece. What the he!! is that?

[cyncooper]

For some reason I actually feel pity for Al Gore.

Tipper, too.

[finnigan2]

In all seriousness folks, his eyes have that "mentally ill" look about them. I've had to visit inmates in those institutions and it's a look you often see there.