Skip to comments.Hunt Gives Voters Different Image of Kerry (Poodle Alert)
Posted on 10/21/2004 11:35:26 AM PDT by The Loan Arranger
BOARDMAN, Ohio (AP) - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he bagged a goose on his swing-state hunting trip Thursday, but his real target was the voters who may harbor doubts about him.
Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.
"I'm too lazy," Kerry joked. "I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus."
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that dog dont hunt
I think he does think we'll be that easily fooled, actually.
That dog don't hunt!
"I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus."
So tell us how you intend to "focus" on terrorists when you can't even focus after a freakin' baseball game?!
1. He can't focus because he's giddy over a freaking GAME, and he wants to be President!?
2. He can't focus because he's giddy over a freaking GAME, and he goes out with a loaded gun!? Great judgment, don't you think?
"Hunt Gives Voters Different Image of Kerry (Poodle Alert)"
TeleTubby Dork v. Rambo Dork.
but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.
nice to have servants
Beat me by 8 seconds.
He couldn't focus on hunting; he couldn't focus on 9-11.
....GEE that's comforting...hard to focus after ONE sporting event collides with another SPORTING event...that is REALLY comforting...
wonder if his head would explode if he had to deal with a free fall stock market and ohhhh let's say another terrorist attack on our soil...
Not everyone is impressed by a man with a gun killing a goose anyway.
Most likely tossed the kill in a garbage can too.
Gee, bagged a Canadian Goose!
My radio news (ABC, I think) characterized this hunting trip as "taking a break from the campaign". A LIBERAL is HUNTING in OHIO, 2 weeks before election day....sure, it's just a little recreation!
What a wanker he is. I thought only girls got "giddy".
But if you're so uninformed, magically thinking, easily swayed, or just plain dim that you haven't made up your mind two weeks from one of the most important and clear-cut elections since 1860, (1980 may be the only other one close to this) then, yes, you very probably will be fooled this easily.
A man that would use the word "giddy" to describe his emotions has no business being President.
Still tastes like crap... why not hunt pidgeons?
This is just what we want, a giddy, unfocussed man in the woods with a shotgun.
I don't see why poodles should be defamed...but today Senator Kerretic says he's is a conservative (brining his faith to the White House). At the debate he said he is in favor of partial birth abortion because he cannot bring his faith to the White House. May he, his wife and the Edwards clan never get anywhere near the White House.
They Said It! (Michael Moore)
Republican National Committee ^ | October 21, 2004
Posted on 10/21/2004 11:26:57 AM PDT by RWR8189
"'There's a reason that they're saying Kerry is the No. 1 liberal in the Senate,' said [Michael] Moore. 'It's because he is the No. 1 liberal in the Senate.'" (Jeff Wright, Stop Slacking Off, Moore Tells Nonvoters, The [Oregon] Register-Guard, http://www.registerguard.com/news/2004/10/19/d1.cr.slackertour.1019.html, 10/19/04)
btw way geese mate for life and I"LL BET" there is one torqued goose in Ohio...
""I'm too lazy," Kerry joked. "I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus."
Summing up his foreign policy.......
Was the tame goose staked out for this great huntress?
Real men don't get "giddy."
The 2nd Amendment, it is not about goose hunting but about right to bear arms !
Nedra's a poodle.
The AP has changed the article title. It was orignally titled: Kerry Goes Hunting for Conservative Votes.
Posted on 10/21/2004 12:43:04 PM CDT by HardHat
Heard it on CNN: (paraphrasing here)
CHENEY: "I understand John Kerry bought some camoflauge gear today, which tells me he doesn't do a lot of goose hunting. Looks like he's got an 'October Disguise' to cover up his anti-gun votes. The 2nd ammendment is not a photo-op."
Have you ever been GIDDY over the outcome of ANY sporting event???
Couldn't anyone else in the hunting party confirm his kill?
Kerry has someone to carry his bird, where is his gun-bearer? Maybe it's hard to get good help in Ohio.
Maybe I'm the only one who wonders about a "man" who uses the word "giddy" to describe himself.
For sKerry that's an improvement. Think about it.
(I'm surprised he didn't say that the VP shoots lesbian geese or some other such nonsense.)
Rush is talking to caller who said he didn't hear any shots fired, but Kerry and other people came out of corn field with a duck each after 4 hours. Oh wait, he said photographers said they heard shots but don't know if Kerry shot his gun. I don't know anything about hunting, but his guy says 4 ducks in 4 hours is kinda unusual
If it were clinton I wonder if he would have claimed "I goosed a bag"?
"Kerry bought the nonresident license and a special wetlands habitat stamp, which lets him hunt waterfowl."
I don't get it. The environmentalist make us pay billions to protect wetlands so the "waterfowl" will have some place to gather so we can shoot them?
Only in America.
"4 ducks in 4 hours is kinda unusual"
Would anyone be surprised to discover Kerry faked it?
Did this "avid hunter" crawl around in the dirt on his belly as he explained earlier in the campaign?
Right the Canada goose is usually sitting on the ground waiting. They're so tame.
And it took him how many hours to bag one?
And he's "giddy" and "lazy"? Well he sure improved his presidential image with the people there.
Bull's eye John sKerry!
That looks like a Canadian Goose to me. On Long Island they breed like rats. You can find them near any body of water. You wouldn't have to shoot them either.
Just bring a bag of bread crumbs. They'll walk right up to you. I suppose if one wanted to, you could just grab it and wring it's neck.
You're right I have about 135 in my backyard right now.
All they do is eat and crap.
I'm still waiting to hear what the PETA people have to say about this. Not holding my breath -- still waiting for the NAG HAGS to come to the defense of all of the women Clinton groped (and worse)!
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