Kerry: I Would Have Killed Bin Laden - Return of the Tough Guy

Fox News ^ | 10/22/2004 | mykroar

[mykroar]

RENO, Nev. — Democratic Sen. John Kerry (search) said Friday that Usama bin Laden (search) would be in captivity or dead if Kerry had been president during the war against Afghanistan.

Kerry accused President Bush of allowing bin Laden to escape by relying on Afghan warlords to try to hunt the Al Qaeda (search) chief down in the caves of Tora Bora (search) in December 2001.

[mykroar]

I know we've heard it all before, but here's Lurch tweaking the old "I'd have caught him" argument to "I'd have killed him."

[Azzurri]

I can't believe nearly half the country is willing to follow this oaf.

[Perdogg]

"shhhhh, be vwery vwery qwiet. I am hunting wabbits!"

[austinaero]

GAWD, so why would sKerry have waited until the war in Afghanistan? I mean, OBL was well known as a US hater and a terrorist trainer long before Afghanistan....

So where was that sKerry killer instinct in the 90's?

Oh, directed at the seniors and the poor, where it still is...

[MHT]

Now that's he's theoretically killed a relatively defenseless goose, he's ready for bigger targets! Wow! What a guy!

Better get that used camo to the dry cleaners asap!

[international american]

The MSM has covered for him from day one.

[Lurker]

No, they got it wrong.

Kerry would have killed him before he didn't kill him.

Does that clear things up for ya?

L

[DSBull]

I am sure that UBL is really shaking in his boots or grave cave now...Anyone notice that Kerry and Bin Laden have the same body..separted at birth of what?

[DSBull]

it's not wabbit season it's duck season...

[cinnathepoet]

Captions anyone?

[sinkspur]

Democratic Sen. John Kerry (search) said Friday that Usama bin Laden (search) would be in captivity or dead if Kerry had been president during the war against Afghanistan.

Sure. He'd have sent that faggoty-assed Vice President of his out to serve bin Laden papers.

Just like his goose-hunt. Shoot the goose, but not actually carry the dead goose home, for fear he might break a nail.

[aroostook war]

Would Kerry bludgeon him with nuance?

[P8riot]

HEY FRENCHY BOY! HERES YOUR SHOTGUN. YOUR BUDDY JOHN LEHMAN SAYS HE'S HIDING IN PAKISTAN. PUT UP OR SHUT-UP!

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

If Bin Laden is dead, John Kerry is going to raise him from the dead, then kill him, just to prove how tough he is.

[Azzurri]

Is my botox leaking?

[kingattax]

the Tora Bora bullsh*t again eh ?..Looks like Gen Franks is

going to have to slap hamsterboy upside the head again. This

idiot just wont learn.

[CWOJackson]

"Democratic Sen. John Kerry (search) said Friday that Usama bin Laden (search) would be in captivity or dead if Kerry had been president during the war against Afghanistan."

While I'm sure he may have caused some light headedness, and possibly even a shortness of breath, I seriously doubt bin Laden would have died laughing.

[kingattax]

hes getting a message from superman

[DSBull]

Geez, you stupid, working class, smucks...I really don't care what you think about anything, I got mine, now I am going to get yours..


No body tell teresa about this Blondie behind me..Teresa would kick my Arse like Jenghis Kan.

[Perdogg]

"Damn it, I told her not to wear so much make-up!"

[clee1]

Not now dear, I have a headache.

[nonkultur]

If Kerry knew exactly where Bin Laden was, why did he not tell the military?

[Howlin]

for fear he might break a nail.

I wondered about that yesterday! Do you think he had to have a manicure after?

[Rocky]

"What was that? I believe an original thought just flashed past. A thought of my very own. Now, what was it?"

[television is just wrong]

Oh, well, Mr. Kerry So What?

[armymarinemom]

Frightening isn't it. I guess he wouldn't listen to his own military. What a pompous twit.

[DaBroasta]

This boy sure sells alot of 'woof' cookies. But then he did shoot a kid in the back.

[cinnathepoet]

For fear of a nail, the election was lost.

[CurlyDave]

Kerry does claim to have shot that kid wearing a loin cloth.

Do you suppose we could get old Binny to wear a loin cloth for a special event?

[cinnathepoet]

Oh yes. There it is. I have a PLAN for that.

[angkor]

Come on outa there or
I'll fill ya full a wead.

[DSBull]

I know exactly were Bin Ladin is..He is now Satan's lover on South Park now that Satan and Saddam have broken up....

[Prime Choice]

Kerry: I Would Have Killed Bin Laden

Yeah, sure. He would have nuanced bin Laden to death. Blah.

[DrDavid]

Democratic Sen. John Kerry (search) said Friday that Usama bin Laden (search) would be in captivity or dead if Kerry had been president during the war against Afghanistan.

He would have followed that by harvesting Usama's stem cells and curing Chris Reeve.</sarcasm>

[Dolphy]

Kerry: I Would Have Killed Bin Laden

Only if bin Laden were 30 or so years younger, in a loincloth and fleeing. On that Kerry has a record.

[Squantos]

Kerry you'd have been asking Momma T if you could watch the nooooze on TV ya poser........

But hey if yer badass enough I'm sure there are plety of troops out there that will step aside laughing and let ya take point.

[sinkspur]

I wondered about that yesterday! Do you think he had to have a manicure after?

No doubt, along with an epsom salts foot soak.

[Petruchio]

That sign should say "A Fresh Fart for America"

[DrDavid]

DUh yep, I woulda put a cap in fragged Binnie's ass

[DSBull]

Look at his clothes in the picture...no mud on his shoes, not boots but shoes, no mud or water on his pants, everyone else seem to have this, and wouldn't Kerry want at least one photog there to capture the moment....

Goose hunting my supple buttocks..Him going actual bird hunting is as likely as me getting a date with Ann Coulter..

[EternalVigilance]

Kerry: I Would Have Killed Bin Laden - Return of the Tough Guy

John Kerry, I fart in your general direction...

[Prime Choice]

John Kerry, I fart in your general direction...

His momma was a hamster and his father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!

[Slyfox]

Lemme me at 'em!

[Howlin]

It reminds me of this picture:

[Mo1]

Kerry: I Would Have Killed Bin Laden

With what .. spitballs??

[miliantnutcase]

I'm not sure why the DemonCats are still so obsessed with Bin Laden. IT DOESN'T END WITH HIM! It wouldn't make a difference in the world war on terror. However a bombing capaign on the terrorist's mothers might inflict some moral damage to them...

[KoRn]

No, if I was president I would have killed him.....just as easy for me or anyone else to say...... stupid bastid

[Boundless]

Wander over to:
http://slate.msn.com/id/2108345/

Scroll down to:
Was Kerry for Tora Bora before he was against it?

Kerry on Tora Bora at the time:
"I think we have been doing this pretty effectively
and we should continue to do it that way."

[DSBull]

No! Really, you didn't know that I served in Viet Nam, wow, did you know that Mary Cheney is a Lesbian, yeah a real lezbo...shhhhhh..stop it with the lesbian stuff, Teresa is sobering up...