Our Endorsement: Mangy Yellow Dog for President
In this time of change and uncertainty, we turn to new leadership that offers hope for a healing of the rift with our European allies and a new approach to the challenge to our security from Islamic militants. Mangy Yellow Dog alone can deliver on that promise.
Mangy Yellow Dog has the singular advantage of being completely non-threatening to our alienated allies, while still being able to bite back at any terrorists who might dare to attack.
Mangy Yellow Dog reminds us that there is ample room in our country for a new sense of humility... what America really needs now is not to take on the world alone. What we need is a pat on the head and a nice bath.
Vote Democrat Mangy Yellow Dog for President on Election Day.
NOW that's a WAPO candidate!